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Chapter 1: A new member of the family.

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Shrek and Fiona were sitting down having lunch.

" It's so nice and peaceful around here," Fiona commented as she looked around.

" That's why I don't want to live in Far-Far-Away," Shrek replied. He also didn't want to live their for several other reasons but he could never tell Fiona them.

" Shrek!" Donkey yelled as he barged into the room.

" What?" Shrek yelled and then seeing what was on Donkeys back, he jumped onto Fiona.

"Ow, Shrek can't feel my bones…"

"Donkey! What have you brought home?" Shrek cried.

"I found it lying outside some mean old mother left it, poor little baby…"

"Donkey! I'm not looking after a little baby!"

"Baby!" Fiona shrieked from under Shrek. Shrek got off her and they both glared at Donkey which made him feel uncomfortable.

"So," Donkey began, " you making waffles for lunch?" Fiona got up, ignoring Donkeys randomness, and went over to the little baby.

" It is a very cute baby," Fiona said, smiling at the baby.

"Don't you get attached to that baby," Shrek said.

" Shrek, I'm not getting attached to it but I'm just thinking, it would be so cruel to just leave the baby who was so carelessly left, we should look after it".

Shrek walked over to the baby which was smiling at him.

"Well, we could look after him for a while and then give him to an orphanage…"

"Thanks Shrek!" Fiona said hugging Shrek.

" But one thing for sure, you have to get this baby a deodorant it stinks!"

" It doesn't need deodorant Shrek, it's just gone to the toilet."

"In it's nappy! That's disgusting!"

"Shrek! Babies aren't toilet-trained, you have to teach them when they are older". Fiona tutted at her husband, she could tell he had no clue about babies. Fiona went out to the shopping centre to get baby supplies.

"Watch the baby," she told Shrek as she left. Shrek stared at the baby for a while.

" So…" Shrek said.

" Hey little one! If you like me say 'Ga' if you don't say 'Goo'" Donkey said excitedly.

"De!" the baby yelled.

" Hey that wasn't one of the options," Donkey said confused. Shrek stared at the baby.

"The baby does smile a lot and I can finally be a Dad," Shrek thought to himself.

Shrek picked up the baby and held it in his hands.

" Hush little baby don't be scared, Dad's gonna buy you a …"

" Spray can of hair!" Donkey yelled. Shrek stared at him confused.

" The baby has no hair, it needs some!" Donkey exclaimed.

" I wonder if it's a girl or a boy," Shrek said, ignoring Donkeys weird comment.

"Check!"

" It's a girl! But I wanted a boy!" Shrek said disappointedly.

" What are you going to name her? Donkeyette, Donkeyella…"

" Her name 'aint going to be anything Donkey! Me and Fiona are going to think of a name together," Shrek said.

"I found the baby I should think of the name," Donkey rebutted. Shrek shrugged his shoulders. He could just imagine what name Donkey would name her.

" I'm home," Fiona called as she walked in. She came in with a huge box filled with supplies.

"How can a baby need so many things?" Shrek asked as he looked through the box.

" Don't worry," Fiona said, " this is just for tomorrow."

After Chapter 2, every chapter will be a year later eg. Chapter 3 age 1, Chapter 4 age 2 etc.

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