Chapter 1

Present Day: August 10, 2054

"I do believe it was charlotte who got pregnant and melody who died last week" I said, getting hit with a bag of BBQ Doritos

"No!" Patch said "I am the biggest fan of the old and the useless, and it was Charlotte who died and Phyllis who got pregnant"

"Then what happened to melody?" Clink asked.

"Uhhhhh…" Patch said "Whose up for cards?"

"Ha you don't know" I said joyfully.

"Oh shut up" Patch said "Or I'll take away your Dr. Pepper" holding my bottle (which was super cool looking since it was the new 2050 model…) away threateningly.

I shut my mouth and snatched my dr. pepper away from her, "Don't forget I saved your life" I said

Clink nudged me "We saved her life"

"Right that's what I said" I told her

"You saved Patch's life" Came an awed voice from the door.

"Sure did sonny" I boasted proudly at our paperboy.

"Come on in and we'll tell you about it" Clink said.

Patch and I nodded our heads in agreement, the boy came in, I snapped my fingers and Mortico Delancy, the butler, came running into the sunny kitchen

"Can I help you ma'am?"

"Yes a dr. pepper for this nice young man" I said to the great great great great great great great grandson of Oscar Delancy.

"How those Delancys ever found women to marry them is beyond me" Clink said under her breath.

Presently Mortico came back from the refrigerator designated only for Dr. Pepper (there was one for surge too woo-hoo) and handed it to Jeremy, the paperboy.

Jeremy took a sip of his Dr. pepper

"Ahhh that's good now isn't it" I said, still after 54 years I was relieved it was still around.

"Very" Jeremy who was yet to understand why the dr. pepper was especially good to them. "Ok now lets hear this story" he said


"Well it all started 54 years ago when we were chatting in copper's room and this IT named Vixen walked in…" I began stopping immediately when a pixi stix bounced off my head.

"What?" I asked Clink who had just chucked the sugary goodness at me

"Wrong story" she snapped

"Well I guess I'm just not worthy of telling this story" I said back sarcastically making fun of her V-mail message.

"Ahhh just tell it" clink said "Spam"

"Dead or edible chicken" I mumbled back.

I sat and thought for a minute "Ahh yes now I know" I said


"It all started 54 years ago when I was going to Mall" I began again. Looking over at Clink and Patch for approval, they nodded so I continued.