Hey! It's WriterzBlock12! This is my first fanfic so it may not be the best but I hope you guys enjoy it a little bit! Also if anyone has any way I could improve my writing and what to do that would be greatly appreciated! Also, super sorry if it does get sort of sloppy! My brain has not been working because I haven't gotten the appropriate amount of coffee (which is a lot) and I had a lot of math homework... yeah XD

Also I don't own Fairy Tail sadly or else all my ships would have happened by now! Fairy Tail and it's characters belong to Hiro Mashima!


Cool!

Currently, a talking blue cat was munching on a rather large raw fish that everybody could assume he stole it from a blonde celestial mage. The exceed had begged Natsu to get a fish so that he could give it to the most beautiful cat he had ever laid eyes on: Carla. So he wasn't able to hang out with him. Lucy had told them not to bug her for at least an hour so that was out of the question for someone to hang out with unless he wanted books and other objects hurled toward him. Lisanna was helping Mirajane so he couldn't talk about all the guild's secrets to her. Gray was probably stripping somewhere while Juvia called after him. The worst problem was that Charle had gone on a mission with Wendy and Erza. All in all, the cat was bored.

The guild doors swung open and Happy couldn't help but hope it was Natsu or even Lucy so he could tease her about her weight. What the cat didn't know at the time was this person would be his goldmine to mischief. It was Jason, Sorcerer Weekly's publisher.

With a small eager smile, the cat spread his white wings to fly towards the new arrival. It seemed like everyone else at the guild had the same idea as they swarmed around the publisher. Jason's hair was in it's usual one blonde spike that somehow was able to stick up, yet the cat has his suspicion that he bought a lot of grease with his money. Happy didn't mind though because it reminded him of fish in a way causing his mouth to water at the mere thought of another large yummy fishy in his paws since he was almost finished with his other fish.

Mirajane was the first to speak above the wandering questions on his presence, "So Jason," She paused, her soft voice trying to hide the curiosity that surfaced out, "What brings you to Fairy Tail today? I didn't know Fairy Tail was being interviewed until at least in August."

Bouncing on the balls of his feet he spoke fast, "It was suppose to be in August, but I decided to do a surprise article on Fairy Tail. Now I know I just did one a month ago due to you guys winning the Grand Magic Games, but everyone wants to see the best mages in their element! So just act like I'm not here and go on like you would most days. That would be so cool!" His voice ended with a high pitch when he said 'cool' like always. It was slightly annoying, but it was part of who he was. Slowly everyone started to disperse leaving the blonde publisher to observe the wizards.

Happy immediately perked up at Jason's words. Perhaps he could persuade Sorcerer Weekly's to give him a fish since he needs it to be in his 'element', therefore he was helping the strange blonde. Quickly thinking of the right words to say. With new found energy, Happy landed with a light thud at Jason's feet. Before the blue feline could start his plan on getting a yummy snack, Jason seemed to already start it.

"Cool! Happy right? This is so cool! Wait. Don't you usually eat fish all the time? Don't let me stop you, I want everyone to act how they act normally," He looked at the cat expecting to see him start to eat.

The cat seemed puzzled at the idea of not eating fish just to not look normal. As fast as that thought entered his head though, he dismissed it liking the idea of getting fish better.

"I can't eat any fish right now," The mischievous cat gave a pause trying to add drama, "The only reason cause I don't have any, but maybe if you got me some I would be able to be in my 'element'," He didn't exactly know exactly know what the word element means, but when Natsu and him where reading one of Lucy's stories the word came up and he sort of got the gist of it. Sort of…

"Of course! I'll be right back to get some! This is going to be so cool!" He hurriedly packed his pen and notepad in his bag as he got ready to do just that, but it seemed the talking cay had another idea. The exceed pulled on his hair in an attempt to get his attention once more; Happy was right, his hair was greasy.

The cat let him fix his hair as the cat spoke, "Make sure to make it raw. Natsu always seems to burn it and it's so much yummier raw!"

He simply gave the strange cat a thumbs up and his signature 'cool' before sprinting out of the guild in pursuit of some fish. With a satisfied sight cat flew back to his normal seat on the bar table not even trying to keep his excitement from everyone.

Happy gave a gleeful smirk at the sudden thought of how Lucy would be devastated at not being here when Jason was here doing an article on Fairy Tail members. Though the blonde mage would probably be the one most out of their 'element'. He even remembered when Lucy had gone as far as to act like a cheerleader to get the publisher's interest. The blue exceed snickered while reminding himself to bring that moment up to Lucy one more time to see her cheeks flare with anger and embarrassment. Hopefully he wouldn't get kicked out because of that comment though.

Natsu would probably be angry at not getting a chance to see Jason again. He would yell at the crazy publisher for writing about Natsu destroying buildings. Jason's articles about Natsu only made Master Makarov and especially Lucy more upset about what the salmon haired boy did on the mission. Resulting in the dragon slayer sulking at not being aloud in the celestial mages apartment. Eyes sparkling with humor, Happy turned toward Mira, who was currently drying mugs, to tell her his ideas on his teammates.

Before the cat got a chance, Jason ran in only to stop a foot away from the exceed before bending forward with his hands on his knees panting, "Here's… ," another pant, "the fish you… wanted… cool…," it came only in a whisper as he limply gave two full bags to the exceed. The talking cat swooped down and snatched the bags with a quick 'thanks' before slamming down on the guild floors from the weight of the bags. With a silent groan the cat jumped back up with a worried Mira hovering over the bar table.

"Happy! Are you alright?" Mirajane asked with concern laced into her gentle voice. Lisanna quickly came over forgetting about her job momentarily to help her blue feline friend. With gentle hands the short white haired mage helped, trying to check for any major injuries on the cat.

Once Happy was okay, Lisanna friendly teased him, "You should really be more careful," Momentarily pausing what she was going to say next she sniffed the air. Fish? "Does anybody else smell fish?"

"Aye! There's yummy fishies in the bags!" With that he opened up the bags to find five quite large fish in each bag. "Ten whole fishies!" The cat screeched in excitement. He automatically grabbed a salmon and began his snack.

With new found energy, Jason bounced up again ready to write about the cat eating fish. After the blue exceed was almost done with the fish, he looked up to find Jason slumping on one of the bar chairs. The cat couldn't help, but to tilt his head in confusion; one moment the reporter was bouncing off the walls and the next he was… well this.

The exceed held out his paw with a full perfect salmon in it, "You okay Jason? Is it because your hair got messed up? You can have one of my yummy fishies if you want."

"It's cool Happy. I'll be fine."

"Aye!"

"It's just that there's no real action here like usual!"

"Aye!"

"I mean where are all the cool brawls?"

"Aye! It's probably cause Natsu isn't here! Neither is Gray; also Erza… thankfully."

The blonde spike seemed to spike up even more at Happy's words, "That's why everything isn't the same!" Jason snatched the other bag full of salmon while a wailing Happy tried to get the delicious fish back, "Don't worry, Iv'e got a plan! I'll just wait to do my cool article on Fairy Tail until all the cool members of Fairy Tail are all here!"

Now the cat's brain was almost over-frying from thinking of a way to get his precious fish back. Good thing he had a better idea on how to think of ideas better than Natsu, "No! Umm… There's already something juicy going on in Fairy Tail!"

This made the publisher stop in his tracks, "What?"

The cat's original smirk was now plastered on his blue face, "Well… two of Fairy Tail members got together!"

Jason's eyes grew wide with curiosity and excitement, "Really! Who! This is so cool! Tell me every detail!" Sorcerer Weekly's publisher shoved the brown paper bag full of fish towards the gleeful cat, "Now you'll be super energized to tell me this story of the special two lovebirds! This is going to be so cool!"

And so the sneaky little cat told the publisher his story. Not leaving out any detail and leaving a few dramatic words hanging in the air before before booming the out throughout the guild. Other times he would whisper the sentences almost acting how Natsu and him would play ninjas. Meanwhile, Mirajane was quietly pretending to dry plates, but was listening to the exceed and blonde's conversation.

The only noise that could be heard throughout the room was the scratching of a pen furiously writing on the small notepad and Happy exaggeratedly telling his tale. The few members that were at the guild were concentrating on the strange boys talking intensely, much like how the she-devil was. Everyone knew the story, except for the wizards and mages missing probably one of the most exciting days at the guild… well they would soon.

Suddenly the guild doors snapped open making Happy's voice diminish and the heads that had stared at the bar before had swung over to the mages currently standing by the Fairy Tail doors. It was Erza, Wendy, and Carla.

"Carla!" The blue feline flew to the elegant white cat and couldn't help but wrap his small paws around her furry waist and give Carla a small squeeze.

The stern exceed gave an annoyed sigh, "Tom Cat, could you please let go?"

"Aye!" The heart sick cat quickly let go and then proceeded to give a short salute before seeing the scariest mage ever giving everyone a glare; Erza was mad.

The scarlet haired mage crossed her arms causing the armor to clank, "You all are very quiet?" everyone waited in silence as they worried about what she would say next. The next thing they knew, Erza was giving every member an approving nod and a slight smile that stunned every soul, "I'm proud of all you not acting so immature for once."

Happy soared over near Erza's shoulder wanting to put in his input, "Aye!" The exceed couldn't help but snicker at his lie.

"Well, that's good. Where's Natsu? It seems quiet without him," Wendy's voice carefully averted Erza's suspicions glance at the flying cat unintentionally.

"He's getting some yummy fishies for me! He'll probably be soon though!"

That's when the weird publisher sprinted towards the group, "The fabulous Titania! So cool! Awe! It's Wendy and her cool cat Carla! I can't wait for you all to read the new article for Fairy Tail! Happy helped me with it. I don't think I would be able to make this cool article without it! I would love to stay and wait until the lovely couple arrives, biut I must be going if I want to get this cool story out now! See ya later!" And with that the publisher ran off to do just that.

The S Class Mage tried to understand his fast words before coming to a quick conclusion, "Wait! Jason! I believe Alzack and Bisca are already here!" Though it was too late, "It's too bad he couldn't hear it from there perspective. It was truly an amazing love story, at least from what I've heard."

The blue exceed gave a snicker before speaking to the strict mage, "Silly Erza! It's not Alzack and Bisca. Besides, Jason's already done one on them.."

The news brought such an overwhelming feeling for Erza that she even dismissed the insult that was thrown her way, "Who! I must know! And this time I will be at the wedding! Also, have you heard how delicious the cakes are at those magnificent events?"

"Oh, you'll know soon enough. Remember, we only have to wait one week." The cat was planning on dragging his hilarious prank as long as he could.

That was not an answer the wild mage wanted, "Happy," her voice was cold; demanding, "Tell me who the lucky coup-"

The mischievous cat had flown away.

The days that followed after Jason had come to Fairy Tail had been quite… well hectic, just like how Fairy Tail should be. Erza had soon started to ask everyone in the guild if they were together, sometimes resulting in a blush and a quick shake of the head. The redhead had even asked Juvia. The water mage had of course said she belonged with Gray, but once Erza had questioned if they were in a romantic relationship Juvia had quickly walked off mumbling under her breath. Eventually, Erza had taken a idea on how to deal with her burning curiosity:bruit force. Meanwhile, Happy had somehow stayed away from Erza and even much of the other guild members, afraid of maybe spilling out his plan. All in all, it was a crazy week, and that's saying something from Fairy Tail.

Finally the article was out. Everyone was ecstatic with it… except for a celestial blonde mage. The article was all about Lucy and Natsu's adventures which were accurate except for all the romance packaged in it. The blonde couldn't believe it. Who would tell Sorcerer Weekly about what Natsu, Lucy, and - Happy. It had to be that annoying cat! He was the only one who was with them the entire time! Why did that cat have to make it seem like she and Natsu were romantically involved? She was going to strangle that cat.

Lucy had eventually decided to hide out in her apartment to hide away from pressing questions, especially from her nakama. That would end horribly. The celestial mage wondered what Natsu was thinking about all this. Maybe he hadn't read it yet hopefully since he hates doing any sort of 'looking at boring words with his eyes'. She plunged into her bed and buried herself in despair,she'd much rather stay here all day then face anyone.

The beginning of the day soon turned into the end sooner than the blonde had thought. In a rush she wrote to her mother, wanting to get down every little embarrassing detail. It made the young mage feel better somehow even though she knew her mother wasn't there to read them. With a quiet sigh, she slipped into the bed for second time that night and tried to go to sleep with cold brisk wind blowing through her room.

It was still dark out when the tired celestial mage opened her eyes to a loud thump echoing on her hardwood floors. The blonde stiffened in surprise and worry. With shaky hands she reached for her keys on her night stand hoping whoever or whatever wasn't looking. Lucy was so close, only to have a loud voice make her fall out of her bed resulting in her making a thump similar to her intruder, "Hey Lucy! Didn't know you were up still!"

It was Natsu.

Jumping up she nearly shouted, yet quickly remembered how her landlady would react to that and decided to go with a harsh whisper instead, "What are you doing here Natsu?"

"Well, I was gonna check on you earlier about that mission we said we were gonna do today, but everyone kept on asking about that stupid article Jason made. Next time I see that son of a -"

The pain of guilt stung hard and fast at the realization that the young blonde had completely forgotten about the mission with Natsu and Happy, "Sorry, I was just busy." Mentally the busty mage slapped herself at the idiocy of her excuse.

The pink haired dragon slayer's face flashed with confusion at her words, "Huh? It's no problem. Besides, I was busy beating up some guys who kept on asking if we were together."

"Oh yeah, the article."

"Yep! Anyways, can I crash here tonight? Happy's coming soon, he just said he had to give a fish to Charle or something' like that." His sentence drifted off trying to remember what exactly Happy had said.

In defeat, Lucy nodded her hair with a sigh, "Sure, It's not like you would have asked anyways if I hadn't woken up. But! If you guys are staying here you both have to sleep on the couch."

Now he was bouncing on the balls of his feet by his victory, "Yep!" His excitement obliterated into annoyance, "Mirajane, Erza, Levy, and Lizanna were all asking about you today. I wish you were there today."

"Me?"

Natsu rubbed the back of his neck trying to think of a way to put his words together, "Yea, well everyone was askin questions and you're way better with words than me."

"Sorry, I'll be there tomorrow. Umm, night Natsu." This stupid article was making things awkward between them. No, that stupid cat.

"Yea, night Luce." With that the fire dragon slayer walked out the doorway to the coach leaving the door open to Lucy's bedroom.

With that, the blonde slipped into bed for the third time and already felt herself drifting to sleep. It was still cold from the open window, but she was too tiered to even get up at the moment. No, this day hasn't been perfect, but it wasn't that bad either even with the stupid article.

"Hey Luce?"

She nearly got up and started yelling at him for stopping her from sleeping, "Ya?" It was strained and clearly mad.

"I liked the article."

Yea, it wasn't a bad day at all.


A/N: Just wanted to say a guest told me that I had spelled Carla's name wrong and now I'm fixing it! :D Thank you so much to Fairy G for pointing that out. I have no idea why I had spelled Carla's name as Charle. XD But, now I edited it to say Carla instead of Charle thankfully. I find it very annoying for some reason when characters names are spelled wrong (have no idea why just a weird OCC thing I have XD) so now I won't be hypocrite thanks to Fairy G! Seriously can't thank you enough! :) Well... Bye!

-WriterzBlock12