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Hermione's Evil Revenge
Chapter 1- Hermione; Turned Evil!
"Ron you bastard," Hermione yelled as she ran down the stairs to the common room.
"What did you do this time Ron," Harry asked, turning to Ron.
"He gave Crookshanks a mohawk," Hermione answered for Ron.
Ron burst out laughing and fell on the floor.
"What with you Ron! I'm fed up with you Ron! You and your pranking shit!" hermione screamed, "I swear Ron, i swear, I WIL HAVE REVENGE MWAHAHAHA!!!"
Harry looked at Hermione wierdly andsaid, "Alright-o Hermione, you go do your revenge thingy maduber!"
Hermione stomped off looked like she had just been hit by lightning. Her eyes glinted with ebilness and she cackled eveily and rubbed her hands together.
Ron got off the floor and looked at Harry with panic in his eyes.
"Why are you encouraging her Harry! I think she has totally lost it! I'm gonna die! I'M GONNA DIE!"
"Calm down Ron, calm down," harry said, "lets go up to your room and i'll give you a foot masage!"
"Will we use the lime cream?" Ron asked.
"Of course Ron!"
"And can you get me a lemonade with a curly straw!"
Harry gave Ron a look of disgust and said, "Well, okay, just this once!"
"Thanks Harry, your a pal!" Ron exclaimed.
BACK TO HERMIONE...
Hermione stomped up to her room and cackled evily, "MWAHAHAHAHHA!!!!"
"What to do, what to do?" Hermione asked herself.
Hermione looked around her room, she saw...
Spongebob square pants evrythinhg! She was in love with spongbob! He was her idol!
Hermione danced around her room singing, "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! SPONGEBOB SQUAAAAARE PAAAAAAAAANTS!"
Hermione suddenly had an idea! Tomorrow, Ron was going to dread the day that he had ever crossed paths with Hermione Granger!!! "MWAHAHAHHAHA!!!!"
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