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So, this is my attempt at a Harry Potter and Naruto crossover, and I've thrown in an OC to add drama, please don't stop reading because of an OC, because it's based around Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura, and the OC but it's all equally divided, 'kay?

Pairings: NaruSaku, Might be more. The following are only hinted at, and don't play a part in the story, that much; NejiTen, HinaKiba, InoCho, ShikaTema.


Chapter Ein! (AN, I've decided to make chapter numbers German, because I really need practice in that subject!)


Naruto woke up to the sound of knocking at his door, still in a daze, he sat up, eyes half lidded, and stretched. He rubbed his eyes to rid himself of the sleep nestled in the corners and yawned, stretching his arms again as his hat that he always sleeps in, the one resembling a cat fell from his head and down the side of his bed.

He leaned over to get it but couldn't reach. All the while the knocking turned into banging until a pissed off Sasuke broke the door down.

"Dobe! Get up, we have a mission!" Sasuke yelled in the living room. He was wearing the ANBU uniform, a sight commonly seen around Konoha. Well, at least on weekdays.

At the sound of his Teammate breaking his door, Naruto fell and hit his head, successfully knocking himself out.

Sasuke was annoyed. He walked through the door of the living room leading him to the hallway. At the end of this hallway was Naruto's bedroom, which Sasuke walked speedily towards and into, only to find his ramen obsessed friend unconscious on the floor.

"He's lucky I'm not Sakura, she would have woke him up with a chakra-enhanced fist. I'm only going to kick him." He muttered to himself, peering through the holes in his ANBU mask that resembled a wolf's head at his blonde friend, as he kicked him.

"Ow…" Naruto whined as he awakened. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR TEME?!"

"You wouldn't wake up." Sasuke said while laughing at the egg sized lump Naruto was sporting on his head.

Naruto suddenly stopped yelling and looked at Sasuke shocked. "What?" Sasuke asked, still chuckling.

"I still haven't got used to the fact that you actually laugh and smile now." Naruto said, now smiling.

"Well get used to it." Sasuke said, "And get dressed, Mister ANBU Captain." A look of realization surfaced on Naruto's features as he jumped up.

"I FORGOT! TODAY I'M A CAPTAIN! AND I BECAME ONE BEFORE YOU!" Naruto exclaimed. He was now running around grabbing things, and then ran into the bathroom.

Sasuke could hear the water running and knew that Naruto was having a shower. Taking off his mask he walked into the kitchen deciding to make a breakfast for the two of them so as to save time, Sakura was going to kill them.

Naruto quickly hopped out of the shower and was hit with the cool morning air. He grabbed a towel and dried himself off, then tied it round his waist.

He went through his morning routine then got dressed. Walking into the kitchen he smelt food and saw Sasuke cooking.

Putting on a gay voice he said, "Morning honey, ooh you're making my favourite, I love you!" Then walked behind the now annoyed Uchiha and grabbed his butt and squeezed.

"Naruto if you do that again I'll kill you then Sakura so you'll turn in you're grave." Sasuke threatened while glaring.

"Ha! Like you could! I'm better than you at everything and Sakura would hit you where it hurts with a chakra punch so you'll never have little Uchihas running around!" Naruto said cockily, and far too fast. No human should be able to speak that quickly.


Twenty minutes later they had finished eating and were donning their masks. Naruto had a red fox mask, which looked almost identical to Sasuke's, though Sasuke's was black and didn't have the whisker marks that also showed on Naruto's cheeks.


The fifteen minute walk to the Hokage's office was uneventful, and they were nearing the double doors to the office. Naruto being Naruto, pushed the doors open and yelled, "Tsunade-baachan!" Then, in a singsong voice, "We're here!"

Tsunade looked annoyed more than anything, but before she could say anything, Sakura beat her to it. "Naruto! You were supposed to be here thirty minutes ago!" And then she hit him over the head.

Sasuke was laughing quietly when he noticed a girl behind Sakura doing the same thing as him. "Sakura, if you want a clever husband then I suggest you stop hitting Naruto over his head, I mean, think of the poor brain cells you're killing!"

"Oh shut up Yumi!" Yelled Sakura.

"Look, all I'm saying is that he bought you that rock on your finger that only someone with your strength could carry around all day and you shouldn't repay him by punching him." Yumi said jokingly "I mean, let me see it again, it's huge!" Sakura then walked over to her and they began squealing again, soon, Tsunade joined in.

The two boys just looked at each other and sighed.


After ten minutes of the girls talking, Tsunade remembered about the mission and shushed them.

"Uh, Sakura?" Naruto asked. A look of remembrance graced her features and she ran over to him and jumped, knocking him over in the process.

"Sorry Naruto! It's just that you just proposed an-"

"I proposed a month ago, Sakura."

"I know, but, but, but I just love you so much and it was so unexpected, and, an-"

Naruto successfully shut her up by kissing her after lifting up his mask. Sasuke was a bit surprised at Sakura's out of character out burst and didn't notice Yumi beside him till she 'aww'ed and said, "I mean it's so cliché to shush her with a kiss but oh so romantic!" She said quietly to herself. But Sasuke heard and threw her an 'are you mad woman!?' look because she was talking to herself.

Naruto and Sakura stood up and Naruto remembered he was going to ask her a question. "So, Sakura, who's your friend?" He then replaced his mask on his face.

"Oh, sorry! I forgot to introduce you! Naruto, Sasuke, this is Yumi, Yumi, this is-"

"Naruto and Sasuke, got it. Nice to meet you!" She said cheerfully, while smiling.

"Sorry to interrupt, but we're running extremely late, and I'm expecti-" She was interrupted by a loud crack as someone appeared in the room, but they didn't arrive in a cloud of smoke, at this the Ninja gasped. Hastily, Sakura and Yumi put on their ANBU masks. Luckily, the woman that had just appeared wasn't facing them, but Tsunade.

"Oh, well, um, I haven't actually briefed them on the mission yet, we're a bit behind schedule."

"That's fine Tsunade," The woman said in almost perfect Japanese, "I think I'll tell them."

"Uh, okay?" Now the ninja's jaws dropped, Tsunade just agreed with someone?!

"Good, now, remove your masks." The foursome looked at Tsunade, awaiting her approval. She nodded. They took off their masks, and the woman gasped.

"These are but children! Tsunade I do not approve!" The woman exclaimed.

"We are not children, and I'm not happy that you would say that to us. We are much more experienced than you in battle, and, although it may not appear so, but we are wise beyond our years." Naruto stated, almost threateningly, and dead serious.

"It's true, Minerva." Tsunade confirmed.

"Well I trust your judgement, but it doesn't seem right." McGonagall was very surprised, to say the least. She expected more experienced ninjas. And ninjas that were more battle scarred, none of them had a mark on them, apart from the blonde's six scratches on his cheeks. Also, they were all so good looking, it was surprising to say the least, they look like they should be models rather than ninjas, especially the black haired boy and the pink haired girl, wait, does she have pink hair?!

"Right, well," Tsunade began, turning to the team, "Your mission is to protect the school of Hogwarts, especially a boy named Harry Potter and his friends. I'm su-"

"Tsunade, if you don't mind me saying, this all seems rather trivial, not a mission for our rank." Sasuke interrupted. Wearing an emotionless facial expression, but with confusion and annoyance in his eyes. The rest of the group had similar expressions, in their eyes and on their faces.

A little annoyed at Sasuke's lack of respect, Tsunade continued, "As I was saying, I'm sure you think this is a simple mission not worthy of your time, but it is in fact S-ranked." She paused, as if waiting for an interruption, there was none, so she drove on, "The threats the school and it's occupants is very high, for them, although they would not be problematic for you, as your skill is far superior," At this McGonagall gasped, "So, as I have said before, you will be protecting the school.

"But, there is something you need to know, the School's full name is Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry." The foursome gave Tsunade a look as if to say 'Is your head screwed on right?!' Then, upon seeing she was serious, laughed.

"Tsunade-baachan!...You're hilarious!" Naruto exclaimed between laughs. They were all now doubled over, apart from Sasuke, who would never dream of doing that.

"I'M SERIOUS!" Tsunade bellowed. They all stopped laughing to see that she was standing up, and her temple was twitching.

"Tsunade-shishou, we need proof, this is rather extraordinary, I hope you understand." Tsunade sat down and had visibly calmed.

"Fine then, Minerva, if yo-"

"Tsunade-baachan, you're going senile!" Naruto exclaimed, he seemed sincere, as if he believed that to be the truth.

Tsunade continued as if he hadn't said anything. "Minerva, if you will be so kind as to give a demonstration."

"Of course." McGonagall said, quite aggravated because of the ninjas little outburst.

The foursome looked on with interest, seeing what she would do, she disappeared and reappeared behind them. "Tsunade-sama, any ninja can do that." Yumi spoke for the first time.

"Indeed. Minerva, maybe something a little more…unusual?" Tsunade agreed. McGonagall nodded and transformed the sake bottle on the Hokage's desk into a small puppy.

"Aww" Sakura and Yumi chimed. Then they realised what just happened, and shock was plastered on their faces.

"Believe me now?" Tsunade asked, her jaw clenching and unclenching because Minerva decided to transform her sake bottle of all things.

"Y-yes." They chorused together.

"Good. There is something else I must clear up. Voldemort," McGonagall cringed at the name. "Is whom (Naruto giggled at the choice of word Tsunade used) you're protecting the school from. Harry Potter and he are enemies, and you cannot kill him."

Looks of confusion donned their faces and Sasuke spoke up for the second time that day. "But, Tsunade, we're meant to protect him are we not?!"

"Yes, but there is a prophecy, and Harry must kill him, partly because of the prophecy and partly because of revenge. You, Sasuke, of all people, I thought would understand." He nodded. Not soon after the rest of them did also.

"Now that that is cleared up, put your masks on," They did so. "One last thing, this mission is a year long one. Now, do you except?"

After a brief pause, they all said in turn, "I do."

Tsunade had a look of approval on her face and continued, "Get you're things packed, bring all spare ANBU uniforms, which is what you shall be wearing throughout your mission. Meet at the gates tomorrow at ten in the morning. Naruto," She turned to him, "you will be captain, here is a folder containing all necessary information, codenames are mandatory, your masks faces will be simplest to remember. I expect a report every fortnight at least, if you gain information you think is important enough, send a report containing this, even if it's before the fortnight mark. Dismissed." With that, they disappeared in a cloud of smoke, with a resounding poof.


It was quarter to ten and Sakura, Sasuke and Yumi were waiting for Naruto and McGonagall. "I wonder how we'll get there, I mean, Tsunade-shishou told me at the hospital that this 'wizard world' place was just that, another world, she said it was in England, or somewhere, and that we'll pretend to be from Japan! I mean, this seems like one big joke! Where is this Japan?! Where is this England?!" Sakura said to the two of them. "Also, we don't even speak their language! How are we going to work that one out?!"

"I know, this'll be interesting." Yumi agreed. Sasuke merely nodded.

Five minutes later, McGonagall appeared in the same way she had yesterday. "Is everyone ready to go?" She asked, getting out a hat that looked as if it had seen better days.

The ninjas gave her the same look they had given Tsunade yesterday, wondering what she was doing with that thing. Yumi answered, "No, Naruto-san isn't here yet." Then, turning to Sakura she asked, "Maybe you should go get him Sakura-chan? He is your fiancé."

"Sure, I'll be right back." She answered, then disappeared.

"So, Sasuke, tell me about yourself." Yumi said, looking at him.

"Hn." Sasuke answered, thinking she would be another fangirl, he shuddered at the thought.

"Well that's rude. Fine, I'll talk to uh,"

"Professor McGonagall."

"McGonagall-san!" Yumi completed, sticking out her tongue playfully.

"Hn." Sasuke said with amusement. Yumi smiled, knowing that he wouldn't treat her coldly. She assumed he just didn't want to tell her about himself.

"So, McGonagall-san, tell me about yourself."

"All in good time, my dear." Yumi ignored the fact she wasn't telling her anything, and changed the subject. They continued talking and after about two minutes Sasuke joined in.


After a while, Sakura came back hand in hand with Naruto. Naruto spoke, "Okay, from now on we wear our masks cloaks and use codenames, okay?" They nodded, putting on their masks and cloaks. "Good. McGonagall-san, if I am correct, you have transportation methods?"

"Indeed." She held out the hat.

"Ugh, okay." Naruto said, a little taken back.

"If it's alright, may we go somewhere more private to use this?"

"I'm engaged!" Naruto exclaimed, hiding behind Sakura. Everyone sweat-dropped. 'For a minute there I thought he was more serious, but no, he's still immature.' Sasuke thought.

"BAKA!" Sakura yelled, hitting him on the head.

"Sakura, what did I say about dumb husbands?! Stupidity is hereditary you know." At this Sakura and Naruto blushed, not that you could see it behind their masks, and Sasuke chuckled.

McGonagall couldn't help but feel forgotten, so she said. "We need to get their soon, before eleven to be exact." She looked at her wristwatch, "And it's ten thirty now."

They headed into the forest and McGonagall explained about the port key. Grabbing hold of the hat, they felt a pull at their abdomens and, after what seemed an eternity, were, for lack of a better word, dumped somewhere. Looking around, they saw they were in a damp, dirty alleyway.

"Right now, we're behind a train station, and just around this corner is the entrance. In between stations nine and ten is a pillar, walk through that. Don't think it won't work, or else it won't. And, whatever you do, do not let anyone see you." McGonagall instructed bluntly . The ninjas by now were so used to the unusual by now, that it seemed usual, so they just nodded.

"What about the language problem? I'm sure not everyone can speak ours as well as you do." Naruto enquired.

"Not a problem," She reached into her pocket and drew out some rings. "These are enchanted, and you'll use these, they automatically change your words to whatever language the listener expects to hear, and you'll hear everything in Japanese." They nodded.

"What if we don't want them to hear us?" Sasuke asked.

"Then you remove the ring, it won't work unless you wear it around your right thumb. Also, they change sizes, so don't worry about them not fitting." The ninjas took the rings, that were plain silver, and put them on. With that, they grabbed their bags and left.


And that's it for chapter one! It is rather short, but that seemed like a good place to stop. Don't worry though! Next chapter will be far longer, unless you don't want it to be. Not much humour, next chapter there will be more!

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