Card Story

S. Hawk: Hello everyone! This is my first G-rated fanfic. I find it entertaining and I hope you do too.

Y. Hawk: Please read and review.

Cabbit Girl: Ewww! G-rated fanfic!

S. & Y. Hawks: *sweat dropped* We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Chapter1: Fire Sorcerer

I am the fire sorcerer. I fear nothing and no one can intimidate me. I am powerful. I am- "too cute for words!" Someone shouted which interrupted the thoughts of the fire sorcerer. *Sigh* I can't get any respect around here!

The fire sorcerer has been deeply thinking about herself. Even though she is not the most powerful spellcaster, she could hold her own in a battle. The only thing that bothers her is the fact that all the other duel monsters kept calling her a cute little girl.

The fire sorcerer lived in one of the villages in the Shadow Realm. She knows a lot of the creatures here and she respected many of them. It's just when a new creature became part the village and immediately saying how cute she was when they first laid eyes on her, she gets irritated. I am a spellcaster, darn it all! I can manipulate fire! Why am I being treated like a little kid?!

"I guess being oh-so-darn cute must be a burden huh?" The fire sorcerer turned around to see who was talking to her. It was a girl that the fire sorcerer has never met before. This girl was cute herself. Everything from her long blond hair to her adorable purple dress screamed cute. This girl even had a cute magician's hat. "Who might you be cutey? I'm the Dark Magician Girl, by the way. I just love that hat of yours! You look so irresistible with that hat on your curly blond head and that cute dress! Do you want to be my friend? We can have sleepovers and give each other manicures!"

This hyperactive girl stunned the fire sorcerer. "I'm the fire sorcerer," she said before the Dark Magician Girl picked her up and started to squeeze the life out of her. Who is this girl? Wait, did she call herself the Dark Magician Girl? Does that mean she's a spellcaster too? What is going on around here?

"Um, did you call yourself the Dark Magician Girl? Do you know the Dark Magician?" The fire sorcerer started to ask but the Dark Magician Girl cut her off. "Know the Dark Magician? He's my teacher! He's teaching me to be a powerful spellcaster! By the way, just call me DMG! Everyone else does! You didn't tell me who you are yet! What's your name?"

"I'm the fire sorcerer." She said uncertainly. What in the world is the Dark Magician doing teaching this girl? He seemed so cool and collected. Not like the bouncing girl that is still holding on to me. Why isn't she putting me down? Oh no! Don't tell me she's going to kidnap me! I want my mommy!

"Wow, so you're the fire sorcerer! I'm calling you Sally!" Sally? "You look like a Sally! I have to show you to Grumpy himself!" Grumpy? "I call the Dark Magician, Grumpy, by the way." I want my mommy! "Why the scared look? How about some ice cream?" I want- wait! Ice cream? "Do you want ice cream?" Sally nodded her head. "Okay, follow me!" I would follow you but you're still holding me! "I found this amazing ice cream parlor right before I met you." I guess I can hang around her for a while. Not that I have a choice.

Several hours and several gallons of ice cream later, DMG is still holding Sally but Sally at this point is used to it. DMG ran towards the forest and immediately stop when she saw a figure dressed in a purple robe leaning on a tree. "Where have you been?" The robed figure asked. "You better not have been goofing off again."

"No, I was with my new friend here!" DMG held up Sally. "Isn't she just so cute?" Sally blushed a little as she was face-to-face with the robed figure who was the Dark Magician. Everyone in the village knew that the fire sorcerer had a small crush on the Dark Magician. She wondered if he knew about it. "She's the fire sorcerer but I call her Sally! What do you think of her?"

"I think she be a lot happier if you stop squeezing the life out of her." With that said, the Dark Magician grabbed Sally and placed her on the ground. This caused the fire sorcerer to blush even more than before. "So, you're the fire sorcerer. Nice to meet you." The fire sorcerer didn't respond. It's not that she was being rude; it was that she fainted on her feet.

"What's wrong with her?" asked DMG. "Wait, there is a duel going on! It's master! He might need us! Let's go!" With that said, Dark Magician and DMG who was carrying Sally ran to the dueling arena. They watched as the duel progresses. During the duel, the Dark Magician was summoned. He fought valiantly but he was destroyed by a trap card. "Oh no! Grumpy!" DMG was crying now. So, the girl can be sad. I was just wondering about that. DMG didn't have long to grieve for the Dark Magician as she was summoned to the field.

Alone at last. I wondered who is going to be summoned next. Oh well. With that thought, the fire sorcerer was summoned to the field faced down. Crap! Now what is going to happen! "Sally! You can help! If we can lower his life points, the trap card behind us will activate and destroy all of the enemy's magic and trap cards. We need to use your special ability!" As Sally heard the explanation, she was flipped up as Sally activated her power. She used her ability and hit the opponent's life points. The trap activated removing all the opponent's magic and traps. "You did it, Sally!" DMG shouted. "Now its my turn." With that DMG shot a ball of energy at the opponent, bring their life points to zero.

Sally gained the respect she wanted from the other creatures and DMG gained a new friend. Everyone appears to be happy. Except for Grumpy, because he has to clean up the girls' mess.

***A/N

S. Hawk: How was the story? Good/Bad?

Y. Hawk: Please tell us if you want me to continue this story.

Cabbit Girl: So, this is going to be a different card per chapter kinda thing.

S. Hawk: Yeah! I just need to know what card I should do next though.

Y. Hawk: Please review!