Mac's Dream
Mac walked into the Peak 2 lodge Dining room, he had a weird sort of puzzled confused look on his face, it was about 8.45am he had just woken up there wasn't many people in there, just Phymon who was eating a bowl of cereal, Kaori who was reading a magazine and Elise who had just finished a couple of bits of toast and now she looked kind of board.
"What's up with the ugly face?" Elise asked him sarcastically
"isn't that what it normally looks like?" Phymon answered her back, Kaori looked up from her magazine and giggled, "I love you to Phymon" Mac replied
"Yeah I thought so" He said back returning to his bowl of cereal that he thought was more interesting.
"Nah, it's just I had the most weirdest dream" Mac said to elise who seemed to be the most interested, while he put two bits of bread in the toaster.
"Yeah, what was it about?" She asked.
"Well you see I was riding a motorbike through the desert and I was being chased by all these Aliens and mutant bunny rabbits with rabbis, and they where frothing at the mouth and stuff, anyway I grabbed for my bread, but I realised I had eaten it all, so I grabbed a block of mouldy cheese that had furry bits of green and blue on it and it smelt really almost like mouldy cheese and I threw it at the Alien airship and it crashed into the mountain in front of me and it burst into flames as big as a forest fire in a forest anyway the rabbits where catching up to me so I searched my pockets to find something to attack them with but all I could find where non-sterilised injection needles so I turned around and chucked them at a rabbit, wondering how the motorbike was still staying stable and keeping speed, the needles hit the rabbit on the shoulder and it fell to the ground screaming and rolling around. I turned back around and grabbed the controls to the bike and that's when I realised I was exactly 5.03meaters away from the mountain, and by the time I got my ruler out and measured the distance, it was to late⦠the rabbit had squashed me." Mac's story was the most stupid thing Elise and Kaori had ever heard they had the blankest faces ever.
Phymon shock his head in pity, Kaori suddenly burst out laughing, Elise just grabbed Mac's hand and shock it "congratulations Mac you are now a true blond" she said just as his toast popped up.
