Bridget Jones Diary 3
Monday 3rd March
9st(grrr...),Ciggeretes: 4(v.g.),Achohol units 0(Excellent)
8am
Mmmm.. Isnt it nice to be watching gorgouse Mark Darcy again lieing in bed. Feel only the tiniest bit depressed as Mark is going on buisness trip to America for four days,shall not be able to survive,But now think of it this will be good time to bring that nine stone down to eight. Shall visit the gym daily and make self dead skinny and will not snack on mars bars.Oh god phone.
9am
Gaah was only terrible mother saying that me and mark should go to her little get together she is having in three days. Obviously Mark shall not be there so means I shall not attend either.
"But Darling,It is going to be a great barbeque and what fun is it without my daughter?"
" Ha. You don't need me. I don't want to party with all your wacko friends"
" Oh Bridget Darling, They are not wackos Uncle Geoffry and Una shall be there"
" Exactly" Could not take anymore so screamed down phone goodbye and hung up. Feel rather proud of myself.Said Goodbye so hard though that Mark woke up. Thought he would be angry at me as men seem to need alot of sleep and when they are awoken they get terribly annoyed but Mark was over joyed. Hurrah! Because I had awoken him just in time to get ready for his flight, Crap now wish had never woken him so could snuggle up in his arms for four days.
