Ash: Yes! I won against Gary, like I did with the greatest Pokemon trainers: The Elite Four! …………………. Too bad I'm just practicing my motto….
Brock: Hey, use your time machine to go back in time and change everything! You almost completed it!
Ash: Yeah! Good thing I had brains.
Brock: Yeah, and good thing I killed pokemon like my vulpix…….
Misty: Oh Psyduck!!! Did I ever tell you that I loved you and I want you to fight Lance so I can lose my Pokemon License and I promise I'll never be the greatest water Pokemon master.
Todd: Hey guys, remember me?
All besides Todd: No….. Who are you?
Arcticuno2001: Hey, howd you get in here? Intruder alert!
Pikachu: Pi pika pikachu pika!( I always hated you Ashie)
Ash's Mom: Giovoni…… I wanna marry you!!!!!!!!
Giovoni: Of course, but I need to get your Meowth, Jessie and James. In exchange, I'll forget about your debts and I'll give you big pay checks! Did I mention you're my favorite rocket members?
Jessie and James: A million times and no boss, we can't accept this. Oh and here are the pokemon we stole from the Elite Four.
Giovoni: How many times did I tell you not to steal? Give it back!
At Indigo Platoe…….
Jessie and James: Here's your pokemon back Lance!
Lance: Oh no, you keep it! It's yours! I gave them to you, remember?
James: Jesse…………… I love you!!!!!!!! Marry me!!!!!!!! I don't need those beep bottle caps!!!
Jesse: I can't James…… I'm in love with Ash!!!!
Ash (a million miles away): EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
But…. I love you too! You can have Pikachu! It stinks and I should sue it too!
Pikachu: Pik pika chu pikachu pika chu!(And I'm a smelly shoe too!)
Ash to team rocket: Peace?
Team rocket to Ash: Of course Ash! You're the greatest Pokemon trainer ever!
Brock: Joy, Jenny, all you gals…. I hate you!
Jenny, joy, and all the gals: But we love you!
Misty: I need another egg to make my famous "duck shoe"
Misty eyes Togepi
Togepi: Ok, I'll be the other egg! I'll do metrenome to do fire blast on myself and cook myself!
Gary: I don't need these! I need a Magikarp to beat the Elite Four that knows the ultimate weapon…….. Splash!
Hands level 100 pokemon to an amature
Brock: I need eyes to read the newspaper.
Pikachu: Here, use mine.(Pikachu pokes his eyes out)
Brock: Too small.(Throws the eyes into Ash's eyes)
Ash: Wow, everything is so small!
Misty: Here, I'll trade!
Brock: kool!
Misty and Brock pluck their eyes out and trade.
Brock: Hmm…… Tracy Photographer kills Prof. Oak.
Ash: Yes!!!!!
Later
Pikachu: Pika chu pika pika( Is the parachute ready?) Pikachu jumps off the cliff
Gimer: Grimer(no)
Pikachu: Pika chu chu pika!(Parachute time!) Pikachu tugs on the backpack, and Grimer comes out.
Grimer: Grimer er Grimer(Do you need a cleaning Pikachu?)
Pikachu: Pika pi pi pi( No, I need a barbeque.)
Grimer: Grim? (Why?)
Pikachu: pikachu pi.( To die before I died.)
Grimer: Grimer(oh, ok)
A whistling sound as Pikachu sizzles and falls
Ash: Mom?
Ash's Mom: yes hun?
Ash: I hate you.
Ash's Mom: Me too.
Ash: Can I kill you with the golden gun?
Ash's Mom: No.
Ash: Why not?
Ash's mom: Because…….. you're dead!
Ash's Mom shoots Ash in the head with the golden gun
Misty: "duck shoe" is finished! Anyone?
Everyone drinks Misty's "duck shoe" and everyone died
Misty: Whoops, did I tell you I added 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999and 1 poisonous frogs?
Mysterious Killer: And did I tell you I killed you?
MK shot Misty with the golden gun
Ash: So that's what'll happen if I made a time portal.
Arcticuno2001: Too bad it's reality!
Thank you for my first story! Please write nice comments
