Ash: Yes

Ash: Yes! I won against Gary, like I did with the greatest Pokemon trainers: The Elite Four! …………………. Too bad I'm just practicing my motto….

Brock: Hey, use your time machine to go back in time and change everything! You almost completed it!

Ash: Yeah! Good thing I had brains.

Brock: Yeah, and good thing I killed pokemon like my vulpix…….

Misty: Oh Psyduck!!! Did I ever tell you that I loved you and I want you to fight Lance so I can lose my Pokemon License and I promise I'll never be the greatest water Pokemon master.

Todd: Hey guys, remember me?

All besides Todd: No….. Who are you?

Arcticuno2001: Hey, howd you get in here? Intruder alert!

Pikachu: Pi pika pikachu pika!( I always hated you Ashie)

Ash's Mom: Giovoni…… I wanna marry you!!!!!!!!

Giovoni: Of course, but I need to get your Meowth, Jessie and James. In exchange, I'll forget about your debts and I'll give you big pay checks! Did I mention you're my favorite rocket members?

Jessie and James: A million times and no boss, we can't accept this. Oh and here are the pokemon we stole from the Elite Four.

Giovoni: How many times did I tell you not to steal? Give it back!

At Indigo Platoe…….

Jessie and James: Here's your pokemon back Lance!

Lance: Oh no, you keep it! It's yours! I gave them to you, remember?

James: Jesse…………… I love you!!!!!!!! Marry me!!!!!!!! I don't need those beep bottle caps!!!

Jesse: I can't James…… I'm in love with Ash!!!!

Ash (a million miles away): EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

But…. I love you too! You can have Pikachu! It stinks and I should sue it too!

Pikachu: Pik pika chu pikachu pika chu!(And I'm a smelly shoe too!)

Ash to team rocket: Peace?

Team rocket to Ash: Of course Ash! You're the greatest Pokemon trainer ever!

Brock: Joy, Jenny, all you gals…. I hate you!

Jenny, joy, and all the gals: But we love you!

Misty: I need another egg to make my famous "duck shoe"

Misty eyes Togepi

Togepi: Ok, I'll be the other egg! I'll do metrenome to do fire blast on myself and cook myself!

Gary: I don't need these! I need a Magikarp to beat the Elite Four that knows the ultimate weapon…….. Splash!

Hands level 100 pokemon to an amature

Brock: I need eyes to read the newspaper.

Pikachu: Here, use mine.(Pikachu pokes his eyes out)

Brock: Too small.(Throws the eyes into Ash's eyes)

Ash: Wow, everything is so small!

Misty: Here, I'll trade!

Brock: kool!

Misty and Brock pluck their eyes out and trade.

Brock: Hmm…… Tracy Photographer kills Prof. Oak.

Ash: Yes!!!!!

Later

Pikachu: Pika chu pika pika( Is the parachute ready?) Pikachu jumps off the cliff

Gimer: Grimer(no)

Pikachu: Pika chu chu pika!(Parachute time!) Pikachu tugs on the backpack, and Grimer comes out.

Grimer: Grimer er Grimer(Do you need a cleaning Pikachu?)

Pikachu: Pika pi pi pi( No, I need a barbeque.)

Grimer: Grim? (Why?)

Pikachu: pikachu pi.( To die before I died.)

Grimer: Grimer(oh, ok)

A whistling sound as Pikachu sizzles and falls

Ash: Mom?

Ash's Mom: yes hun?

Ash: I hate you.

Ash's Mom: Me too.

Ash: Can I kill you with the golden gun?

Ash's Mom: No.

Ash: Why not?

Ash's mom: Because…….. you're dead!

Ash's Mom shoots Ash in the head with the golden gun

Misty: "duck shoe" is finished! Anyone?

Everyone drinks Misty's "duck shoe" and everyone died

Misty: Whoops, did I tell you I added 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999and 1 poisonous frogs?

Mysterious Killer: And did I tell you I killed you?

MK shot Misty with the golden gun

Ash: So that's what'll happen if I made a time portal.

Arcticuno2001: Too bad it's reality!

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