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.Negative: I, Negative, do not own anyone here. Ray Mustang and Wenry belong to .. I asked her if I could make a fanfic about Ray and Wenry, and she said 'Yes.'
Chapter 1- Day 1, The Return of the Black Flame
Roy facepalmed, groaned, and facepalmed again. "What time is it?" He asked Riza. "It's 7:00 PM, sir," Riza replied. "What's wrong, sir?" "Well, Ray's coming back!" Roy whined. "She's gonna force me to do my paperwork again!" "But, sir," Riza said. "You are supposed to do your work." "Yeah, but, I don't want to!" Roy said. "Hey, Roy," Ed said. "What's all the fuss about?" "Ray's back," Roy sniffed. "HOLY COW!" Ed screamed. "Will she bring milk?" "Maybe," Roy said. "You know how much she loves to piss us off." "Shoot," Ed mumbled. "Sir," Riza said. "It's already 7:20. You should get going."
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Ray looked at her suitcase. "Hey, I'll get my gloves now," She mumbled. She glanced at a girl with green hair and red glasses. "Yes, ma'am," The girl-- Wenry-- said. She handed Ray's gloves. "Here you go, ma'am." "Thanks, man," Ray mumbled. She put on her gloves. "You want to see something funny?" She asked, grinning. "What, ma'am?" Wenry asked. Ray snapped.
There was a waiter who was actually crossing, carrying someone's luggages. His shirt had gotten burned, and so did his hair and eyebrows. "Egad!" The waiter screamed. He looked all around them, and sneered. "I know who did that!" He said. "It's... you!" He said, suddenly pointing at Ray. Ray smirked. "Nice job, fatso," She said. "Do you want your pants and luggage to be burned, too?" "No," The waiter said, taking a step backwards. "Because I won't be wearing one." "Ew!" Ray said. She almost barfed.
The waiter suddenly morphed into a jaguar, trying to pounce on Ray. Luckily, she snapped her fingers in time, burning the right side of the jaguar's arm. The jaguar growled, and morphed into Envy. "Heh, now I know what you look like, Raiyan Mustang!" Envy snarled. "Now, it will be just a matter of time--" "Shut up!" Ray said, suddenly kicking Envy. "You shut up, got it, buster?!" "No," Envy said sarcastically. "I'll be back for you, Raiyan Mustang!"
"Ma'am, are you alright?" Wenry asked, looking at Ray full of worry. "Of course not," Ray mumbled. "Get me some Sprite, Wenry."
The train stopped at around 9:00 PM. Ray was sipping her Sprite, and Wenry just sat still. Ray looked out the window. "Oh, look, Roy's here," She said. She grabbed her suitcase. "On 3, throw this on him, 'k?" She said, grinning at Wenry. "Yes, ma'am," Wenry said helplessly. Ray stood up from her seat. "Get ready, Wenry," She said, smirking. "It's gonna be a bumpy ride for Roy!"
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"Hey Roy," Ray said. She crossed her arms. "You're pretty fast for an old man." "Old man?! I'm just 9 years older that you, sis!" Roy shouted, pissed off. "So?" Ray said impatiently. "You're still old!" "I'm so not old," Roy said back. "Sir," Riza said. "Please, stop fighting, sir." "When I count to three, Roy, you better bow down to me!" Ray shouted. "Never!" Roy shouted back.
"1...2...3!" Ray shouted. Wenry, from inside the train, threw all of Ray's luggages at Roy. "Oomph!" Roy managed, before being buried under all of Ray's luggages. Riza looked utterly horrified. Ray dusted her hands. "Now, that's the way to defeat Roy Mustang besides needing rain," She said, grinning. She looked all around the room, looking at the horrified faces of all the train passengers. And the other people. She sighed, then glanced at Riza. "Oh, hey, Riza," Ray said. "I didn't notice you there." "Ma'am," Riza said. "Will you please get all of these luggages of Roy?" "Yeah, yeah, fine!" Ray said, rolling her eyes. "Sheesh," She mumbled. "Hey, Wenry!" Wenry nodded, and started hauling off all the luggages on Roy.
"So, I'm staying for five days," Ray said, holding up five fingers. "Now, Roy, you and Ed just have to endure my torture for 5 days. Got it?" She said. When Roy stood up, she stepped on his toes. "Night-night," She said, smirking. Roy howled in pain, clutching his toes. "I'm sorry... Not." Ray said, laughing.
