Akatsuki Chat Room
AN: I do not own Akatsuki nor do I own any of the characters. Watch out for the KakuzuxHidan fluff.
Deidara Has Logged In
Tobi Has Logged In
Itachi Has Logged In
Tobi: Hi Deidara-senpai!
Deidara: Oh kami un…
Itachi: …
Itachi Has Logged Off
Tobi: …What's his problem?
Deidara: --
Tobi: Hey that looks cool! How do you do that?
Deidara Has Logged Off
Tobi: …Okay…
Zetsu Has Logged In
Tobi: Hi Zetsu-sensei!
Zetsu: Kon-nichiwa Tobi-kun.
Tobi: Where is everyone today?
Zetsu: Well… I'm not sure about the others but I've just had dinner.
Tobi: Oh cool. What did you have?
Zetsu: Human…
Tobi: …
Zetsu: What?
Tobi: …Nothing…
Zetsu: Okay…
Hidan Has Logged In
Kakuzu Has Logged In
Tobi: Hi you guys!
Kakuzu: Oh kami… and I thought it would be just us…
Tobi: …
Zetsu: Sorry for interrupting your Cyber Sex Hidan and Kakuzu-teme
Hidan: Lord Jashin forbids Cyber Sex! How dare you blaspheme with your lies!
Zetsu: O…k
Kakuzu: Calm down Hidan or I'll have to bitch slap you again.
Tobi: Sorry guys I went to get a drink!
Kakuzu: Oh kami it's back…
Hidan: Kami does not exist! Only Lord Jashin is real!
Kakuzu: Okay Hidan you're really starting to piss me off.
Kakuzu Has Logged Off
Zetsu: …
Tobi: …
Hidan: Hang on… someone's knocking at my door.
Hidan Changed His Status to Be Right Back
Zetsu: I bet its Kakuzu…
Tobi: I can hear Hidan screaming…
Zetsu: …
Hidan Has Logged Off
Zetsu: …
Tobi: …
Kakuzu Has Logged In
Kakuzu: Now let's see that little bitch talk about Jashin…
Zetsu: What did you do to him?
Kakuzu: Stuck his keyboard where the sun doesn't shine.
Zetsu: Oooh… nasty…
Tobi: Where doesn't the sun shine?
Kakuzu: Tobi you're an idiot.
Zetsu: Your ass Tobi… the sun doesn't shine on your ass.
Tobi: So Kakuzu-san stuck Hidan-kun's keyboard up his ass?
Zetsu: Right.
Tobi: Ouch…
Kisame Has Logged In
Zetsu: Hey Kisame.
Tobi: Hello Kisame-san!
Kakuzu: Yo.
Kisame: Hey guys… did I just hear Hidan scream?
Kakuzu: Oh that? Don't worry about that.
Kisame: Right… anyway have any of you seen Itachi?
Tobi: He logged on after I did but then he left.
Kisame: Oh okay. Thanks Tobi.
Kisame Has Logged Off
Deidara Has Logged In
Sasori Has Logged In
Deidara: Dono!
Sasori: I can't believe you persuaded me in to this.
Zetsu: Hey guys.
Tobi: Hello Senpai!
Deidara: Oh kami… un… hey Tobi… un
Sasori: Do you have to say "un" even when you're online?
Deidara: Bad habit un.
Sasori: Kami…
Kakuzu: Oh shit… Hidan's come back!
Kakuzu Has Logged Out
Sasori: What was that all about?
Tobi Has Changed His Status to Away
Zetsu: Oh Hidan was rambling on about Jashin and Kakuzu went and shoved his keyboard up his ass.
Sasori: Oh shit.
Deidara: Ouch un.
Zetsu: Yeah.
Sasori: So that's why I heard screams.
Tobi Has Changed His Status to Online
Tobi: Hello!
Deidara: Damn it un…
Sasori: …
Zetsu: Hey Tobi.
Tobi: Guess what you guys. I was walking down the hall to get some cookies when I saw Kakuzu and Hidan making out!
Sasori: …
Deidara: …
Zetsu: …
Tobi: What?
Sasori: I'm going to be sick…
Deidara: Kami un…
Zetsu: The world is coming to an end.
Tobi: I thought it was kind of sweet.
Sasori Has Logged Off
Deidara Has Changed His Status to Be Right Back
Tobi: Hmm…
Zetsu: So anyway Tobi.
Tobi: Yes?
Zetsu: Err… I got nothing…
Tobi: Nothing of what?
Zetsu: Never mind…
Tobi: Do I hear screams?
Deidara Has Changed His Status to Online
Deidara: It's true un…
Zetsu: You went to look?!
Deidara: I was curious… un…
Zetsu: You're weird.
Deidara: Un…
Tobi: See? I told you I wasn't lying but did Senpai believe me?! No he did not!
Tobi Has Logged Off
Zetsu: Aww, now you've pissed him off…
Zetsu Has Logged Off
Deidara: …
Sasori Has Logged On
Deidara: Dono! Where did you go un?
Sasori: I was sick…
Deidara: Dono un!
Sasori: Don't come and hug me Deidara…
Deidara: Okay…
Deidara: …
Deidara: Want Cyber Sex?
Sasori Has Logged Off
Deidara: …Fine…
Deidara Has Logged Off
