Akatsuki Chat Room

AN: I do not own Akatsuki nor do I own any of the characters. Watch out for the KakuzuxHidan fluff.


Deidara Has Logged In

Tobi Has Logged In

Itachi Has Logged In

Tobi: Hi Deidara-senpai!

Deidara: Oh kami un…

Itachi: …

Itachi Has Logged Off

Tobi: …What's his problem?

Deidara: --

Tobi: Hey that looks cool! How do you do that?

Deidara Has Logged Off

Tobi: …Okay…

Zetsu Has Logged In

Tobi: Hi Zetsu-sensei!

Zetsu: Kon-nichiwa Tobi-kun.

Tobi: Where is everyone today?

Zetsu: Well… I'm not sure about the others but I've just had dinner.

Tobi: Oh cool. What did you have?

Zetsu: Human…

Tobi: …

Zetsu: What?

Tobi: …Nothing…

Zetsu: Okay…

Hidan Has Logged In

Kakuzu Has Logged In

Tobi: Hi you guys!

Kakuzu: Oh kami… and I thought it would be just us…

Tobi: …

Zetsu: Sorry for interrupting your Cyber Sex Hidan and Kakuzu-teme

Hidan: Lord Jashin forbids Cyber Sex! How dare you blaspheme with your lies!

Zetsu: O…k

Kakuzu: Calm down Hidan or I'll have to bitch slap you again.

Tobi: Sorry guys I went to get a drink!

Kakuzu: Oh kami it's back…

Hidan: Kami does not exist! Only Lord Jashin is real!

Kakuzu: Okay Hidan you're really starting to piss me off.

Kakuzu Has Logged Off

Zetsu: …

Tobi: …

Hidan: Hang on… someone's knocking at my door.

Hidan Changed His Status to Be Right Back

Zetsu: I bet its Kakuzu…

Tobi: I can hear Hidan screaming…

Zetsu: …

Hidan Has Logged Off

Zetsu: …

Tobi: …

Kakuzu Has Logged In

Kakuzu: Now let's see that little bitch talk about Jashin…

Zetsu: What did you do to him?

Kakuzu: Stuck his keyboard where the sun doesn't shine.

Zetsu: Oooh… nasty…

Tobi: Where doesn't the sun shine?

Kakuzu: Tobi you're an idiot.

Zetsu: Your ass Tobi… the sun doesn't shine on your ass.

Tobi: So Kakuzu-san stuck Hidan-kun's keyboard up his ass?

Zetsu: Right.

Tobi: Ouch…

Kisame Has Logged In

Zetsu: Hey Kisame.

Tobi: Hello Kisame-san!

Kakuzu: Yo.

Kisame: Hey guys… did I just hear Hidan scream?

Kakuzu: Oh that? Don't worry about that.

Kisame: Right… anyway have any of you seen Itachi?

Tobi: He logged on after I did but then he left.

Kisame: Oh okay. Thanks Tobi.

Kisame Has Logged Off

Deidara Has Logged In

Sasori Has Logged In

Deidara: Dono!

Sasori: I can't believe you persuaded me in to this.

Zetsu: Hey guys.

Tobi: Hello Senpai!

Deidara: Oh kami… un… hey Tobi… un

Sasori: Do you have to say "un" even when you're online?

Deidara: Bad habit un.

Sasori: Kami…

Kakuzu: Oh shit… Hidan's come back!

Kakuzu Has Logged Out

Sasori: What was that all about?

Tobi Has Changed His Status to Away

Zetsu: Oh Hidan was rambling on about Jashin and Kakuzu went and shoved his keyboard up his ass.

Sasori: Oh shit.

Deidara: Ouch un.

Zetsu: Yeah.

Sasori: So that's why I heard screams.

Tobi Has Changed His Status to Online

Tobi: Hello!

Deidara: Damn it un…

Sasori: …

Zetsu: Hey Tobi.

Tobi: Guess what you guys. I was walking down the hall to get some cookies when I saw Kakuzu and Hidan making out!

Sasori: …

Deidara: …

Zetsu: …

Tobi: What?

Sasori: I'm going to be sick…

Deidara: Kami un…

Zetsu: The world is coming to an end.

Tobi: I thought it was kind of sweet.

Sasori Has Logged Off

Deidara Has Changed His Status to Be Right Back

Tobi: Hmm…

Zetsu: So anyway Tobi.

Tobi: Yes?

Zetsu: Err… I got nothing…

Tobi: Nothing of what?

Zetsu: Never mind…

Tobi: Do I hear screams?

Deidara Has Changed His Status to Online

Deidara: It's true un…

Zetsu: You went to look?!

Deidara: I was curious… un…

Zetsu: You're weird.

Deidara: Un…

Tobi: See? I told you I wasn't lying but did Senpai believe me?! No he did not!

Tobi Has Logged Off

Zetsu: Aww, now you've pissed him off…

Zetsu Has Logged Off

Deidara: …

Sasori Has Logged On

Deidara: Dono! Where did you go un?

Sasori: I was sick…

Deidara: Dono un!

Sasori: Don't come and hug me Deidara…

Deidara: Okay…

Deidara: …

Deidara: Want Cyber Sex?

Sasori Has Logged Off

Deidara: …Fine…

Deidara Has Logged Off