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Exams were coming up, so Reborn invited (forced) all of Tsuna's guardians over to the Sawada house to study. Except for Lambo, naturally. He was five, what the hay did he have to study for? Yamamoto came because it sounded like fun. Gokudera came to "protect" his Tenth. Ryohei came because he extremely didn't understand anything. And, Hibari and Mukuro came for one reason – their "little sister" Misa. She was invited because she is the top of her class, the student council president, Hibari and Mukuro are her self-proclaimed older brothers, and she's the only person who can put the aforementioned in their place. Of course, there was a down side to all of this. . .

"There's no way I'll let that stupid woman tutor the Tenth!"

"I'm stupid? I'm not the one sucking on cancer sticks, asshole!"

. . . And there it is. See, when Mukuro and Hibari see each other, they fight. But, when Gokudera and Misa see each other, they have a nuclear war. To put those two in the same place. . . Reborn must be scheming, but isn't he always? Either way, they'd been arguing for over an hour, and Tsuna and Yamamoto had given up trying to stop them; while Mukuro and Hibari just enjoyed the show. Ryohei, naturally, wanted to have an extreme argument with Hibari, who, naturally, turned him down.

"It's my job to help the Tenth – not some woman!"

"Tenth this, Tenth that. You're worse than Ryohei when it comes to Kyoko! And what's with your hatred of women? I bet you're gay and you live in Tuna's pants!"

They were in each other's faces yelling so loud it put the extreme boxer to shame.

"Why the hell would I live in the Tenth's pants? Obviously I live in his closet!'

Tsuna sweat-dropped and almost fainted, "I knew I should've cleaned out my closet. . ."

"I'm not gay, dammit!

"Prove it!"

"Fine!"

The bomber grabbed Misa by the waist, pulling her flush to him, and connected their lips in an explosive kiss. When they parted they were breathless.

. . .and Tsuna was passed out on the carpet.

"Wanna go out this Saturday?"

"Sure, why the hell not?"

Though, sensing a murderous aura, the two slowly turned their heads.

"Kamikorosu."

"Kufufufu~, I believe you have your prey mixed up with mine."

The rivals had their respective weapons drawn and pointed at the bomber.

The silverette che'd and pulled out his bombs when he suddenly felt a breeze. He looked around in puzzlement, and noticed the window was open. Misa was down the street, waving at him.

"Don't forget our date, Goku-kun~!"

He sweat-dropped, "Dammit, woman!"

. ~ . ~ . ~ . Several explosions later . ~ . ~ . ~ .

Tsuna woke up only to find his house destroyed and a bloody Gokudera knocked out in the rubble.

"This is coming out of your allowance, Dame-Tsuna."

"Haha, that was a fun game!"

"I extremely don't understand what this has to do with Algebra!"

The tuna decided he was better off unconscious.


Author's Note: This is a little apology for being such an unreliable author. I've actually had it sitting around for a while. I almost think it's a bit rushed, but then again, I speed read.

. . .Oh, by the way, this is my update for this week~. *cackle*