The Cracktastic Adventures of : A Fangirl
Chapter one :The Axis
Germany answered his door when a small girl came in.
"Hi! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MEETING YOU,GERMANY! IS ITALY OR JAPAN HERE,'CAUSE I REALLY HOPE THEIR HERE CAUSE THAT'D BE AWESOME CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE THE AWESOMEST-MOST SEXIST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! ARE THEY HERE?" Germany could only stare at the girl.
"Ja"
"YAY! I WAS AFAID THEY WEREN'T GUNNA BE HERE THEN I WOULD HAVE TO GO TO THEIR HOUSES AND ALFRED DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO THREE PLACES!"
Italy came from the back of the house and looked at the girl,then screamed.
"Ve~ GERMANY THERE'S A WEIRD GIRL IN YOUR HOUSE!"
"I know that Italy"
"Hi Italy! I'm Laney,I like pasta and pizza,and I *Fucking* LOVE ITALY" Italy muttered 'I'm scared and Germany agreed.
"Can I meet Japan now please?"
-In whatever room cause it doesn't matter anyways-
"HI KIKU!"
"How did you find me?"
"I LOOKED *FUCKING* EVERYWHERE FOR YOU"
Japan looked at her,blinked then jumped out the window,She turned to Italy and Germany.
"I guess it's just us then right?"
"Sure"
A few minutes later Italy and Germany found themselves in cat costumes and Laney was pushed/forced out the house.
"Two down,I think I'll visit the Baltic's next"
A/N: How is it? Sorry if it sucks (it's my first time writing for Hetalia)
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