Disclaimer: Robin and Slade = not mine *annoyed sigh*

The Hardest mission yet for Robin?

Robin hated being Slade's Apprentice being stuck in a secret base with him was like a slow death. It was a usual day for Robin: get up at 6:00am (5:00am if Slade was being an asshole), have a shower (hot shower if again Slade wasn't being an asshole), Train for hours until Robin was pretty much paralysed on the floor while Slade lectured him for not trying hard enough, eat dinner with Slade while trying to make casual Conversation (that was usually very awkward), Train, have a shower (if he had worked hard enough), collapse on the bed.

Yes it was a very fulfilling lifestyle. But one day Robin was called into the main room where they would train or where Slade threatened Robin with his friend's vital stats or where Slade would just generally sit on his throne looking like a bad-ass. "Robin... come over here" that command made Robin curl his hands into fists as he made his way over to Slade on the throne, he stopped at the bottom of the steps as he really didn't want to get any closer to the man. "Closer Robin" *sigh* Robin climbed the steps until he was one step away from him. "I need you to do something for me Robin and if you object I will kill your friends and make you watch" Robin just glared at Slade he knew he would threaten him with that "I'm guessing your silence means you will do the task... Good.

Now this is what I want you to do" Slade reached up and unclipped his mask, Robin froze, Slade was going to take his mask off this was great he would finally find out who he is but Robin hoped Slade didn't expect him to do the same. Slade smirked and took off his mask, Robin's jaw dropped as he saw his enemy's face: white hair and goatee, an eye patch and sharp features, even with white hair he didn't look very old. "S.. so what's the task?"
Robin suddenly grew worried as to what the hell he had to do
"it's very simple Robin all I want you to do is..." Slade got something out of his pocket "... brush my goatee for me."

"WHAT!?" Slade wanted him to brush his goatee?
"That's ridiculous! You can brush your own goatee!" Robin started making his way down the steps "ROBIN! You will brush my goatee or I'll destroy your friends right here and now!" Robin stopped and made his way back to Slade, he took the brush " this is stupid"
"you may think it is but I love my goatee to be nicely brushed and it will be humorous to watch you do it" Slade smirked as Robin gave him a death glare and started brushing his goatee *sigh* "stupid Slade and his stupid goatee" Robin mumbled. Slade smirked and said "I know it seems stupid now but you'll learn to like it..."

A/N I'm sorry I couldn't resist putting in that last line :3 so what do think? I know it's stupid but I can't help thinking that Slade would make Robin do something like that :3 I always like to hear your opinion so please do review.

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