Authors note: I somehow ended up writing a sequel to Ishavalen history month ENJOY~ Also happy B-day Krayon Krazy hope you like this!!! spell checked not beta'd. Crack and lots of it. PG for... uh Yoki's fail baking LOL


Scar's Lemon Bars

Scar ran through the streets of Central city, the dark of night as his cover. When he got back to the alley he had been hiding out in prior to the high school explosion, Yoki was standing there with a large grin on his face.

"Sir you're back!" Yoki giggled (wait is that even possible!?)

"I assume the explosion went well?" Yoki asked.

"Uh, Yeah." Replied Scar.

"That's good." Yoki said as he pulled something from behind his back.

"I MADE YOU SOME LEMON BARS!!!!" Yoki squealed(I need more Yoki describing words LOL)

Scar picked up a lemon bar and took a bite. He spat it out immediately.

"Ishvala looks down on your baking ability!" Scar yelled as he 'sploded the lemon bars Yoki was holding.

"Sob Sob" Sobbed Yoki.

~~~~~~MEANWHILE~~~~~

Roy: AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH!!!

Maes: AIN'T NO VALLEY LOW ENOUGH!!!

"Isn't office karaoke just the BEST Roy!?" asked Maes.

"YES!!! This is soooo much better than East City HQ!!" Roy yell/replied.

Roy and Maes sat down and watched whoever was singing next. Roy pulled out a box of Trix.

"Hey Roy can I have some of your Trix?" Asked a hopeful Maes.

"NO!!! MAES HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!!!" Screamed Roy.

"But Roy… you're a middle aged man."

"….Shut up Maes." Roy growled as he proceeded to eat his Trix tauntingly.