My Little Walking Dead
I've been wanting to make a Zombie story, With MLP and such, But I'm not sure if it will be successful. If I don't like it, But others do, I'll keep this story, And make a remake for the people who don't like it. Once again...Cheesy notes. And even cheesy title. The title was originally called, "Walk at Day, Hide at Night," But I didn't want this to be an I am Legend-ish fanfic for right now. I will make an I Am Legend fanfic with mlp eventually. And also, More stories... :D
Also, All credit goes to kickass222urmom for letting me use his OC. Keep up the good work on your HiE fanfic, Mah boi! :D
Anyway, Enjoy.
Chapter I: Life's a Bitch
March 15th, 2012
Equestria
Canterlot
Castle Ballroom (Gala? I have no idea what to call it. I've only seen 4 episodes. :/)
As The Mane Six, Lance Greenfield, And Thunder Ice entered the Ballroom, They were taken back by the amazing decor.
{Man, This is alot more than what the show showed us.}
[I wanna have sex with this place.]
{Not even gonna respond...}
As they continued to look around, Pinkie hopped in. "Let's get this party sta..." She was stopped when Thunder placed a hoof on her mouth.
"How 'bout we wait for a while for that, Pinkie," He said to her.
"Oh...Alright, Then," She continued to hop around. Lance leaned over to Thunder and began whispering to him.
"Dude, What're you doing? She's just what we need to lighten this place up," He whispered.
"Let's just wait for about half an hour, And then, When we are bored, We send her in," Thunder whispered back.
{Thunder's just doing that, Because he hasn't gotten laid yet.}
{Just be glad he didn't hear that, Break. Wait...Where's Dawn?}
Well, I was just taking a nice nap, 'Till you woke me up.]
Suddenly, Another voice appears.
WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?
Lance just looks over to Thunder.
{Thunder? How the hell are you speaking to us? And when did you get a horn? And what happened to your wings?}
Well, I kinda borrowed one of Twilight's books, And found a spell that changes what I am every 24 hours. The Other day, I was an Earth Pony, Yesterday, I was a Pegasus, Now, I'm a Unicorn. And tomorrow, I'll be an Alicorn. Then, Back to Earth Pony. Oh, And Break...You're fuckin' dead.
[Bitch, You can't touch me.]
I'm a fucking unicorn. I got magic as my weapon!
[Bring it on, Beeitch!]
Lance chuckled. He then heard a voice behind him. "Lance, Are you okay?"
He turned around to see Twilight. "Yeah, I'm fine. Just Break and Dawn being a pain again."
Twilight giggled and kissed his snout. He smiled.
Thunder looked at the couple. He sighed. "Man, This whole time I've been here, I don't even have someone special."
He continued to look at Lance and Twilight, When he felt a hoof tug his shoulder. "Umm, Thunder?"
He turned around to see Fluttershy standing there. "Oh, Hey, Fluttershy. What's up?"
"I-I need your help. There's a p-poor animal trapped in a bush. I-I mean, If you w-want to help, That is."
"Well, Of course, I wanna help. Where is it?"
"F-Follow me."
She began walking to the area where the "Animal" was.
Lance looked to see Thunder and Fluttershy walking off.
{Yo, Thunder. What's up?}
There's an animal stuck in a bush. Fluttershy's taking me to it.
{Oh, Really?}
Ya, Really.
Lance chuckled once more.
A few minutes later
A few minutes later, Thunder and Fluttershy entered a small closet. Fluttershy closed the door after she went in.
"Uhh, Fluttershy? I thought you said the animal was stuck in a..." He was cut off by a pair of lips connecting with his. He opened his eyes to see Fluttershy kissing him.
Oh, Man...This is like every Brony's dream. And, It's happening to me. Fluttershy is...Kissing me.
A few moments later, Their lips parted.
"U-Uh. I'm sorry about this...It's just T-That...I-I've really l-liked you, And I thought this would be the place where we could b-be alone." She blushed.
Thunder smiled as she blushed. He then gently held her chin up with his left hoof, And looked at her.
"You don't need to be sorry. I've liked you as well, And...Well...I've been wanting to tell you about it for a long time," He said to her soothingly.
Fluttershy smiled and kissed him once more, The two of them wrapping their forelegs around each other, Pulling each other closer together.
Half an hour later
Lance looked all around the ballroom, And the boring party.
{This isn't a party...This is garbage!}
[Shall we get Pinkie?]
{We shall get Pinkie.}
Lance began walking over to the juice table where Pinkie was. "Hey, Pinkie? Do you think you could lighten this place up a little?"
"OOH! I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO!"
In a flash, Pinkie ran up the stage, and Grabbed a microphone. "Alright, Everypony! Let's get this party started! DJ!" She yelled over to the DJ, Vinyl Scratch.
"Let's Do this!" Vinyl said as she placed a disk onto the machine, Playing some Pop music.
"Ooh! This is my Jam! C'mon, Everypony!" She yelled as she began dancing.
Lance couldn't do anything but Laugh. Then, He began thinking where Thunder and Fluttershy went off to.
"Where the hell are they?"
Meanwhile, At the closet, Thunder and Fluttershy opened the door, And began walking back to the gala. The two smiled at each other.
"Uhh, D-Do you think they know we're g-gone?" Fluttershy asked.
"Well, We've been gone for about a good 30 minutes, So they're probably worried sick about us."
"O-Oh, My."
Thunder chuckled at her comment.
After a few minutes walking down many halls, The two finally reached the room where the gala was, And saw that Pinkie was standing on the stage, Dancing crazily. Thunder laughed once more, And heard Fluttershy giggling next to him.
"There you two are!" Lance yelled out to them as he got closer, "Where were you two?"
"We were, Uhh, Helping the animal get out of the bush," Thunder lied.
"Really, It takes a half hour to get an animal out of the bush...?"
"Well, It wasn't just one animal...A few other animals got stuck, And well, The plants were doing a pretty good job at keeping them stuck there..."
Fluttershy stood there, Nervous, Hoping Lance wouldn't find out about what her and Thunder did in the closet.
Thunder was nervous as well. He began thinking of a plan to get away so Lance wouldn't find out.
"Uhh...Man, I'm Thirsty. You thirsty, Shy?" Fluttershy blushed as he called her that. Lance ended up chuckling.
Suddenly, The three of them, Well basically, The whole room, Heard a noise coming from the doorway. Just a moment later, Derpy Hooves came flying through.
"Muffins! Muffins! Get your freshly baked muffins here!" She yelled. For some reason, She had a rope tied around her stomach, And the rope hanging behind her.
She flew by Lance, Thunder, And Fluttershy.
"Now, Careful, Derpy!" Thunder yelled. Suddenly, Thunder felt something wrap around one of his hind legs. "Huh?"
He looked down to see the rope that was connected to Derpy was also attached to his leg. He looked next to him to see that Lance also had a rope attached to him.
"Shit," The both of them said in unison.
A moment later, The two of them were being dragged through the air, Crashing into the fruit stands, And juice stands. Many of the ponies who were close were splashed by the juice, And drenched.
"Sorry!" Thunder yelled to them.
Thunder looked in front of him to see a large pole coming into view. "Fuck my li...!" Was all he said before he smashed into the pole, Snapping the rope, Allowing him to fall.
As he hit the ground, A bowl of punch fell on him. "Fuck my life..."
Lance, However, Was still being dragged around the room by Derpy. "Derpy, Stop!" He yelled out to her.
She turned around. "Huh? Oops, Sorry!" She yelled as she stopped in mid-air. Lance, Though, Didn't stop. Instead, He flew by Derpy, And the rope eventually snapped.
Lance tried to open his wings, But he was flying too fast to open them. Soon, A wall came into his view. "Son of a...!" He yelled before he slammed into the wall, Sticking to it for only a second, Before falling to the floor.
"Goddamn it, Derpy..."
When Lance and Thunder managed to get up, They looked around the entire room. It was an absolute mess; Tables were broken everywhere, Glass all over the floor, Ponies drenched with punch...
"Oh, Fuck..." Thunder said to himself, "This does not look good..."
"What in Equestria is going on in here?" A voice called out. Everyone in the room looked to the door. They all gasped and bowed as Princess Celestia walked in.
Celestia, However, Gasped when she saw the damage done to the room. "Who...Who was responsible for this!" She yelled in anger.
The crowd, A little afraid, Ended up pointing to Thunder and Lance, Who stood there in shock.
"What!" The two of them yelled out. They soon felt fear flow through them as Princess Celestia walked up towards them.
"Lance Greenfield, Thunder Ice, Is this true?" She asked angrily.
The two of them looked around to find Derpy. They looked up to the windows and saw her fly out. Thunder knew he didn't want Derpy to be punished, So he thought it would be best if him and Lance took the blame.
"Well?" Celestia asked angrily.
Eventually, Thunder lowered his head. Lance soon lowered his. "Yes...It was us, Princess..." Thunder said, Shamefully, "What is our punishment...?"
Without hesitation, The princess spoke once more. "Banishment from Equestria."
Thunder and Lance's heads shot up instantly. "WHAT!"
Twilight and the others, Including Fluttershy, Stood there in shock. "What!"
"Thunder Ice and Lance Greenfield, I hearby Banish you from Equestria," She added, A cold look in her eyes.
"F-For how l-long!" Lance stuttered the words.
"For eternity."
Thunder soon turned a pail color. He even felt dizziness wash over him. Lance looked over at him. "Thunder?"
"For...For...Eter...Eterni..." Thunder could finish the word. He looked over at Fluttershy, Who had a face of Sadness, Worry, and Fear.
Then, Suddenly...Thunder fell to the ground, And before losing consciousness, He whispered one last word.
"F...Fluttershy..."
Thunder then slipped into unconsciousness.
2 Months later
Twilight and the others head to the Canterlot Castle to see Princess Celestia once more. It had been 2 months since their last visit.
When they reached the room where Celestia was, They saw her sitting in a seat. Twilight spoke up.
"...Princess Celestia?" She called out.
The princess turned around to see Twilight and the others standing there. "Twilight. I've been expecting you...What do you need?"
"I...I want to know how my husband is doing."
The princess stood there. Fluttershy walked closer to her.
"And, Umm...May I see how Thunder is, Too?"
The princess smiled. "Of course. Come."
The girls all walked closer to her. The princess then turned around, Aimed her horn at a large mirror, And shot a beam of magic at it. Soon, The mirror sort of projected an image like a television would.
"One moment...There we go." She said.
When the screen showed a clear image, They expected to see Thunder and Lance crying, Or laughing, But instead...They saw them...Running down a street that was filled with cars, Most of them looking destroyed.
"Keep running, Keep running!" They could hear Thunder yelling. The screen was shaking, But they knew that they were seeing through Thunder's view.
"They're behind us, Keep shooting!" Lance yelled.
A moment later, The screen moved towards the right, To show...A large group of people chasing Thunder and Lance. The princess's eyes widened in shock.
"What's going on? Did they do something bad?" Fluttershy asked.
"Oh, No...It's happening..." Princess Celestia said to herself. "They're finally walking..."
Yeah...I'm definately losing my touch on story making. But...I don't care. :D
Also, kickass, I hope it's alright if I make it so that Twilight and Lance never had Spark yet, Or that the other Bronies never came to Equestria. I was gonna make it so that Thunder and Lance find the bronies in New York city, And tell them what happened, And then, They head back to Equestria, Then, The infection reaches there...Damn, Just spoiled part of the...Wait...Screw it.
Anyway, In Chapter 3, Thunder's name is John, As told in HoaP. I'm, For some reason, Not proud the way I made that story, But, Eh...At least I made it...
Anyway, I'm outie...
