Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't owned or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

A Tale of a Silly Cussing Law

Chapter 1: The Push against Cussing

One sunny morning downtown area of South Park, Colorado at City hall inside the mayor's finely decorated office chambers which the honorable Martha McDaniels was standing at a medium-sized boardroom table that hidden away from view over that she was putting a bouquet of fresh flowers like white lilies and vast colors of daisies inside a gold vase that sits on the middle of the table at that moment. But all sudden her intercom crackles to life at that moment and she silently wondering what is the problem is arisen now to her own self.

"Mayor McDaniels, Mrs. Broflovski is here to see her and complain about something right now." Johnson Said while off-screen (V.O.)

"For God's Sake what the hell that she is bitching about now!"Said McDaniels in a screech like sounding voice and rolling her eyes at Sheila's presence then she quickly composed herself at that moment then she says "Johnson send her in here now."

"Mayor McDaniels, we need to talk about mass amount of unneeded swearing that is plaguing the town like wild-fire right now." Said Sheila which Johnson walks in ahead of her to take his place by the mayor who is sitting at her desk

"So what Mrs. Broflovski you like to do about it?" Said McDaniels

"Well Mayor you make a law to prohibited anyone in town to use those naughty bad words in public." Said Sheila

"Sheila I do not have that power to make a law like that which it is the city council makes the decisions on city laws and ordinances that I signed." Said McDaniels

"Wh- Wha-What!" Sheila hollers loudly then she says" Fine then I will make an appearance at the next city council meeting to plead my case."

Which at that very moment she storms out of the office while the dumbfounded McDaniels and Johnson just looks at each other very oddly.

"What the hell I just did that minute ago which I sent that media watch dog bitch to a public city council meeting?!" said McDaniels which she was silently fuming within while she is sitting in her fancy chair

"Mayor is her husband is on the city council?" Said Johnson while standing next to the mayor

"Yes he is Johnson!"McDaniels quickly replied while rolling her eyes then she says "If this stupid law was ever passed no one will followed it and I sees our dumb ass police force did not enforces it at all."

Later on that night cut at the Broflovski household inside the kitchen which the mothers were there for one of their mothers' meeting right now while they are having their meeting right now which the boys are sitting in the living room that they are overhearing Sheila's ranting at that moment.

"For God's Sake Kahl that your overprotective and swearing obsessed mother is once again is ruining my joys in swearing you goddamned dirty Jew." Sneers Cartman while giving Kyle a death glare at that moment

"What the hell got her going into the deep end again?" Said Kenny which it sounds muffled

"Because you guys she overheard a couple of townspeople swearing in public which it sets her off these last few days." Said Kyle

"Wait a minute I heard she is trying to get a law to pass but Mayor McDaniels is refusing to sign it at all you guys." Said Stan

"Well then this news got my hopes up that dear old Mayor McDaniels is stepping in to stops her crazy plan going into motion." Said Cartman

Inside the kitchen the mothers minus Mrs. Testaburger who is at work are sharing a cup of coffee and talking right now

"So Sheila how was your meeting with the mayor today?" Said Liane

"It went bad within minutes with her which she refused to help at all ladies." Said Sheila the she says" That she told me I'm must take it up with the city council that she don't have that power to pass that law without the support from the council."

"Sheila she is right that council have to Okays any bill measurements that come in before she signed it." Said Linda Stotch then she says" I know she is currently overwhelmed with the finalization of the brand new city budget right now."

"Sheila I thought Gerald was the council with Randy, Deb, Skeeter, Ryan, Linda and Mackey?"Said Sharon

"Oh I forgot that Gerald was the council and where is he anyway." Said Sheila

Cut over to Skeeter's Bar and cocktails which the men were sitting at the bar enjoying a beer at that moment

"Thank you God I'm not home right now." Said Gerald

"Why Gerald you don't want go home for?" Said Randy while drinking his bottle of Coors beer

"Oh I know why Sheila is having a major blow up with swearing again Gerald." Said Stuart

"Yes she is you guys." Said Gerald

"Do we have to deal with her at a city council meeting you guys?" Said Skeeter

"Probably we will have to face her in the council chamber very soon." Said Randy

"Ah Crap!" Said all of them

To Be Continued

Author's Notes: The story plot is based on an old now disbanded Michigan's silly law that prohibited any swearing in public and in front of women and children and brought the old school Sheila back for this one.