Hello, lovely reader! I would like to inform you that this short story has been modified from it's original version to fit viewer's aggressibility levels

And yes, that is a thing, a thing I made up just now...

DISCLAIMER: IF YOU SEE THIS ON ANY OTHER SITE, LIKE WATTPAD, THAT IS IT'S ORIGINAL VERSION AND YES, I DID DO THAT! AND I DON'T OWN VOCALOID


1.1) The Cool

I walked up to Luka. "Hey, girl! What you been doing?" I asked as I put an arm around Luka. She looked at me like I was crazy.

She walked away...

Damn it...

I followed her and pulled her hand to spin her around. "Y-you wanna see a movie? With me? An all Rei exclusive!" I tried to persuade.

Luka looked at me again in the way she always looked at young, males that were trying to pick her up. She walked away again...

Cross off the cool guy off of my list of kinds of guys Luka might like...


1.2.) The Book Nerd

I picked up the book I was 'reading' as Luka walked by and sat in front of me.

I tried not to notice her.

"Hey, Rei!" She chimed as she began to read.

I put down the book I was reading. "Well, fancy meeting you here, Luka!" I said while trying to act surprised.

"What are you reading, Rei?" She asked as she giggled a little.

I flipped the book over. I honestly just picked up a random book off the shelf.

"Oh..." I read the cover multiple times and blushed and she gave me this look like 'aaaanddd?'. "F-F-Fifty Shades of... Of... Of Grey..." I said then slammed the book down and left the library.

Cross off the book nerd off my list of ways to get Luka...


1.3.) The Musical Talent

I spent weeks and weeks preparing for this! And I KNOW Luka loves music, well, since she's a VOCALOID and all...

I saw Luka coming with HIM and I began singing in the booth, hoping she would hear.

Then HE came in and stopped the track and said to me. "You sound like a dying donkey," which REALLY offended me!

Luka looked at me with concern as I put the headset down and ran to my room.

Why did he have to be so mean? I mean, it's not like anyone asked him...

Well, cross a musical talent off my list. He ruins EVERYTHING!


1.4.) The Otaku

This took me one day and night for this! I'm so proud of myself...

Luka was watching Noragami (like always) and was raging over the new episode. I sat down on the couch next to her and said, "I'm guessing we both don't like him?"

Luka looked at me. "WHY WOULD I LIKE HIM?! HE FREAKING KISSED HIYORI!" She yelled and got up and left.

I face palmed...

Where did I go wrong?

I got up and went to my room.

Cross the otaku off my list... Why was this so hard anyway? It doesn't make any since! I just won't to make Luka mine and only mine!


1.5.) The Cook

I was up all night with Rin and Miku learning how to make this recipe for Luka! It was for tuna noodle casserole.

I had asked Luka if she would try it, so she came in and sat down at the table with the bowl in front of her. I saw Rin and Miku stare from a distance.

Luka grabbed the fork and ate some of it.

"How is it?" I asked as I held my hands together.

She looked up at me. "Wow... I had no idea you could cook!" Luka said.

I smiled happily.

"Wait..." Luka began and ran to the bathroom. Various sounds of her throwing-up into the toilet came from there.

Rin and Miku came next to me and placed a hand on my shoulder.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE?! I MADE MY MISTAAAAAKES! THERE IS NO WHERE TO RUUUUN! I FORGET THE REEEEST!

Ehem...

I went to my room and crossed off cook on my list.

4EVR ALONE


*Drinks juice* okay, well, see you later in the next chapter...

*Almost chokes*

Yada yada yada, review, yada yada, i dont care...

*grabs donut and leaves*