Supersilver46: Hey guys and welcome to my story Rebels. Now this story does have consistencies and while this is an Ed Edd 'n Eddy Fan fiction it's not only about them. It has other characters from some of the shows that are on or were on Cartoon Network. By that I mean Power Puff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, Generator Rex, and some other shows. Also there won't be any OC's in this story unless I change my mind (Which doesn't sound likely) anyway lets get on with the first chapter of Rebels!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the shows on cartoon network.(Because if I was I would've canceled Johnny Test)
Prologue: Sparks
August 29, 2014
Location: CN real HQ
The camera pans to a dark room where figures shrouded in darkness sit, apparently playing a card game of sorts. " Read 'em and weep losers!" One of the figures shout out as they throw their cards on the table.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! Rigby wins again!"
In response to this one of the figures flips over the table and starts screeching random nonsense. "Let's stop playing this game before muscle man has a heart attack." Another one of the figures say.
"You just can't handle getting beat, can you Mordecai?" Rigby says smugly.
"Do you want Muscle Man to beat you up?"
Rigby took one look at Muscle Man, who had saliva dripping down his chin and was twitching his left eye repeatedly.
"I don't want him near me! Hey why do you think J.G. Quintel made him like this?"
"I don't want to know, or find out." Mordecai stated. A long period of silence fell over the room before one of the figures cleared their throat.
"Hey when do you guy's think Snyder's going to show up?"
"Don't worry!" One of the figures said in a laidback voice. "He's too awesome to show up on time!"
"You only like him because he put your show on test!" One of the figures shouted.
"Lay off Tennyson! He put your show on too!" Johnny Test argued back.
"At least my show is actually liked!"
"At least my show isn't a complete rip-off of Dial H for Hero!"
"You're show is a gender bent rip-off of Dexter's Laboratory! Only with two Dexter's that are stupider than the original!" Ben fired back.
"Whoa guy's chill o-" One of the figures started to say but was interrupted by Johnny.
"Shut up Finn! You're show is fucking weird and it's so goddamn random!" He shouted.
"My show isn't random! Gumball's show is the definition of random!"
"Yeah, you've got a point there…"
"My show isn't random!" Gumball retorted. "If any shows were to be random it would be Clarence and Uncle Grandpa!"
"You forgot Teen Titans Go." Rigby inputted.
"Yeah they ruined the anime when they made that." Finn said. "I kinda feel bad that we killed the original ones and made them."
Everyone in the room shuddered as they thought about the new titans and their new villains.
"I wished we had just cloned them like we did to the Power Puff Girls." One of the figures in the dark said.
"Hey, speaking of cloning…where did the old power puff's go after they got cloned?" one of the figures in the dark said.
Ben pinched the bridge of his nose, it was clear he didn't like to discuss the topic. "They managed to escape because someone…" He glared at one of the figures. "….Thought they were "Too cool with the attitude" to watch them."
Mordecai groaned, "Why did we allow him to come on our side?" The figure glared at him. "'Cause I'm sonic…" The figure paused for what was supposed to be a dramatic pause. "Sonic The Hedgehog!"
Everyone in the room groaned. "Your games already suck, your cartoons sucked, your anime thing sucked, why you are here!" One of the figures shouted. "Because Steven…" One of the figures said. "Miller thought that everyone would love a new Sonic The Hedgehog show!"
"Shut up Ketchum!" Sonic shouted.
"For the last time my name is Kalos Ash you mutated rat!" Kalos Ash shouted. "The other Ketchum is with his sinnoh friends somewhere! And at least my series games don't suck as much as yours!"
Sonic gasped, "Take that back!"
"Why don't you make me, rat!"
"I'm a hedgehog idiot! You're going down!"
Before the two could start fighting something blocked the two from each other. "Move out of the way, stupid dog! I'm gonna kill him!" Sonic shouted. "I'll move when you both stop acting like four year olds!" Jake shouted.
"Let 'em fight." One of the figures said. "I know my ash would mop the floor with him!"
Another figure stood up and jabbed their finger into the first figures chest. "Listen here you annoying bitch! My sonic would cream ash instantly!"
The first figure gasped. "Take that you pink hedgehog freak!"
"No way ,blondie!"
"Everybody shut up!" One of the figures shouted. Silence fell over the room. Kalos Ash stopped shocking Sonic with Pikachu and Amy stopped choking Serena. "Now then, let's get to business. Mr. Snyder would you like to say something?" A tall figure walked into the room casting cold, calculating eyes over the crowd. Stuwart Snyder, the current president of Cartoon Network. He enjoyed getting rid of shows that he didn't like and put on stupid shows like Johnny Test.
"Thank you Bugs." He said after he was finished gazing over the crowd.
"I knew using our redesign method on you and the other Looney Tunes was a good idea."
"It certainly was Mr. Snyder."
"This…" Snyder said while projecting a holographic screen. "Is our final plan to get rid of the resistance once and for all."
Pictures of various liquids were shown, scientists working on it rapidly while men and women with weapons were observing their progress. Judging by their expressions the scientists weren't there on their free will.
"Now thanks to our dear friends Professor Utonium …" A man with disheveled black hair was shown, bags were under his eyes. "…And Professor Oak…" An older man was shown next to Utonium, in the same condition as the other professor.
"We've come up with a serum that allows us to create something we call… hyper drives…" Snyder said.
"It allows you to gain special abilities that will disappear over time and…"
Snyder paused frowning while looking over some where in the room that was illuminated by the hologram. "What is it sir?" Johnny asked looking concerned. "Nothing I thought I heard something anyway…" A dull thud could be heard outside of the room…
"That was close plank…" said a figure who had a recording device. "Just be more careful next time you idiot!" Another figure whispered to the other figure. The first figure nodded. "Will do Kevin!" they said. "I won't mistake like that next time!"
"I'm afraid there won't be a next time gentlemen." Snyder said appearing behind them with the other's in the room. Finn drew out his sword, "Would you like me to kill them now?" He asked.
"No," Snyder said. "That won't be necessary…." Snyder turned his attention to the two teens that were looking at them in defiance. "Now gentlemen if you'd be as so kind as to hand over that recording device, I'd be glad to give you a painless redesign, surely we can-"
He was cut of by a large explosion sounding from inside the room. He swirled around in shock and ran into the room. On the holographic displayer it showed that the lab was being attacked and that some of the armed men and women were lying on the floor wounded or dead by gunshots, laser beams, blasts from KND weapons, and...Jawbreakers?
"No…" Snyder said in shock. "Yeah we already sent some of the info back to base while you were gloating." Kevin said with a smug smile. "So it looks like you're plan failed and we won, doesn't it plank?" Johnny asked his wooden best friend. Snyder glared at them with pure loathing. He nodded at Finn who dragged the two away. Minutes later screams could be heard...
Finn then came back, blood on his sword. Snyder then tossed a hyper drive vial to him. "Wait…" Finn asked, confused. "I thought all the vials were at the lab?" Snyder smirked and shook his head. "I knew those two idiots were there so I told them what they wanted to hear." He said.
"We have tons of them stored at Area 51 in Porkbelly."
"Then why are you giving this to me?"
"You're heading down to the lab to reinforce those that are left." Snyder said. "Take the portal that leads to the abandoned power plant in Kanto."
Finn nodded and left to go to the portal room. "Oh, I almost forgot Finn." Snyder said and Finn looked back into the room.
"What is it sir?"
"Show no mercy."
Finn nodded and left the room. Snyder then turned his attention to the others. "You all can leave, Meeting adjourned." Soon all that was left was one figure still shrouded in darkness.
Snyder rolled his eyes and tapped his foot impatiently. "That includes you McLain.
The figure nodded its consent and left the room. Snyder then closed the hologram and looked out the window of the HQ.
All it takes is a spark, and then people get angry, then things go to shit.
End of Prologue.
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