**This was originally on a different account... but this is MY story and I did not steal it and all that jazz. You can check records on my computer and everything.**

(A/N I have writers block! Well… towards Pressured and Trapped… all this other crap is coming out just fine! It's all Ginny and Draco's fault! They won't cooperate! They won't do what I tell them to and when I force them, it sounds sucky!

Also, I've been wanting to write one of these, I thought that they were funny and that's what I'm aiming for!)

Disclaimer: This may come as a shock to you, but, I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER!

Oliver/Katie

"Katie, I was wondering if we could talk."

"Gosh dammit Oliver, no, no more quidditch, I have too much homework for this."

"No, no, no, this isn't about quidditch!"

"You know things other than quidditch?"

"Yes, now can I talk to you or not?"

"I guess."

"I'm not sure you want to know…"

"Oliver shut up and tell me!"

"If I shut up, how will I be able to tell you?"

"Fine then, don't shut up, just tell me!"

"Well, maybe I shouldn't, after all, you don't appreciate my awesomeness as a captain!"

"Of course I appreciate your awesomeness as a captain, when we're on the quidditch pitch that is. When we aren't, you're just another prat."

"Why, Miss. Bell, I think I might just resent that!"

"Mhmm… that's nice…"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh, nothing… it's just that, well, you prove my point when you say things like that."

"What point?"

"Oh, have I not told you of my point?"

"Obviously not."

"Well then, my point is simple. Jocks are jocks."

"Wait, what are you trying to say Kat?"

"Yet again Oliver, thank you! You illustrate my point quite nicely!"

"Why are we even having this discussion?"

"I do believe it began with you wanting to tell me something."

"Oh, right."

"Well…"

"Well, what?"

"What were you going to tell me?"

"Oh. I don't know, you so rudely interrupted me and I lost my train of thought, causing me to forget whatever it was I wanted to tell you!"

"Oliver, go away. Now!"

"Why?"

"Because you bother me you great prick!"

"That's not nice. And, I remembered what I was going to tell you."

"What was it then?"

"Hello!"

"Hi, now, what were you going to tell me?"

"That was what I was going to tell you."

"Hello?"

"Yes."

"We went through all of that so you could tell me hello?"

"Yes."

"Dear Lord, take me now."

(A/N This is based loosely on multiple conversations that myself and my friends have had over the years. There is this big hype, and it turns out all they (or myself) wanted to say was hello. Yes, we are a strange bunch! Thanks for reading! and… of you haven't already (WARNING: shameless self-promoting to follow) Read my story "Pressured and Trapped" which is destined to be completed! As soon as the characters behave and do as I say and stop running away from each other! Okay, by now you probably think I'm crazy (you have NO IDEA) so… I'll go before you decide that it is better for your sanity to leave me alone. REVIEW!)