Dislaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!!!!! but this fic and me, and my house. arigatou! Read on! I wrote this cause I seriously needed a break from my other fics...alright now you can read on.


FF8 Wackiness
Chap. 1
by:
FireflyOfDeath


Firefly: *coughs* ... *is updating one of her fanfics* ... *clock chimes* ..what time is it??? ...what!? Only midnight? How'd that happen..?

Mom: Honey... *walks in yawning* time to go to sleep...

Firefly: uh huh

Mom: Alright, good night honey, turn off the lights when you're done, k?

Firefly: *waves her away* night...

Mom: *walks out and closes door*

Firefly: ...finished. *shuts down laptop, turn off the light, crawls into bed*

Selphie: ....where are we!?

Seifer: ...that was my question

Zell: DAMN IT! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!?

Irvine: ...how are we supposed to know??

Selphie: Hey...it's really dark in here....

Rinoa: Squuuaaalll, I'm scared!

Squall: Whatever...

Quistis: ...*looks around* Toto, we're not in Garden anymore...

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Firefly: ...NANI!?!?! *turns on the light to see Selphie and co. standing there* ....oh my god...WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?

Selphie: ...OOOOH! What's this!? *points to a big black 'box'*

Firefly: *sighs* a TV...

Seifer: Where the hell are we?

Firefly: ...it's called a house. You are in the United States of America.

Selphie: America? ...is that a garden?

Firefly: Oh Hyne. NO!

Irvine: ... *looks in closet* ... ....what is this?? *pulls out a skimpy red and black outfit*

Firefly: *eyes widen* DAMN IT! that's my er..Halloween costume!! *hides it in deep corner of closet*

Mom: *walks in* Honey....er...who're they?

Firefly: MOM! Knock first!!

Mom: ...once again. Who are they?

Firefly: Classmates, we're working on a project for school, they'll be staying for the weekend.

Mom: Oh. ok, honey don't stay up too late.

Firefly: I won't..ehe ehe ehehehe.... *watches mom walk out door*

Raijin: ..how'd we get here, y'know?

Fuijin: YES, HOW?

Firefly: HOW THE ... I mean how the hell am I supposed to know?

Zell: This is YOUR fic...

Firefly: ...good point...

Seifer: So how'd we get here?

Selphie: Yeah! How?

Firefly: I DON'T KNOW! You magically appeared?!

Rinoa: wow...what's this stuff? *going through a drawer that has make-up and jewelry*

Firefly: what are you!? Cavemen meet civiization? Back off! We have to figure out how to get you back to your world...

Seifer: ...what's this? ...this looks like me...and Selphie... *sweatdrops*

Firefly: ...oh! whoopsies *giggles* that's some fanart. I really like you two together so I draw fanart of you two *grins* (no not in that WAY you pervs)

Selphie: and what's this?? *holds up Final Fantasy VIII* that's us too! and there's Edea...

Firefly: *grins deviously* ...wanna give it a try?

Seifer: ...okay..what is it?

Selphie: Me first!!

Firefly: *giggles insanely* *pops open Playstation 2's cd rom drive thingy, puts the game in* *grabs controller* here we go *goes to 'new game', clicks the X button*

*in background everyone else besides Seifer, Selphie, Raijin, and Fuijin are going through her stuff*

Firefly: here, after the intro you can play, *smiles slyly* *hands Selphie the controller*

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To be continued.

Firefly: OOooohh, what mischief am I up to now? read to find out!
Raijin: Yeah, and review, y'know?
Fuijin: AFFIRMATIVE
Firefly: Hai...hai, tone down the decibals or whatever the hell they're called....r&r!