A/N: Alright so I wasn't going to do a sequel to Drunken Flirting but I have had several requests for one so here you go…
Disclaimer: I don't own CM or the song!
The Way That You Do It – Pussyfoot
Hotch stared at Dave in shock. He couldn't believe that Dave had just told Emily to kiss him. Not that he wouldn't mind being kissed by Emily but he would rather that she not have to be told to kiss him. Hell he was still trying to get over the shock of seeing Emily kiss Dave.
"Dave, what are you talking about? Why would I kiss Hotch? He hasn't told me to kiss him. I just don't go around kissing strange men for the hell of it." Emily said even as she snuggled back into Hotch.
Hotch frowned at that and turned Emily around and before he said anything and before she could say anything his lips crashed onto hers. He could taste the drink she had been having all night. He could taste her and he groaned as he deepened the kiss.
Hotch broke the kiss and smirked at the shock on Emily's face. "So I'm a strange man am I? How about I take you home and show you just how strange I am?"
At that Emily's knees buckled and she fell back into Dave who caught her and said "See Emily I told you to kiss Hotch. You don't take orders very well do you? You couldn't even kiss him! He was the one to kiss you!"
Emily lifted her arm up and went to slap Dave but forgot that she was facing Hotch and ended up slapping him instead. She stared at Hotch in shock and then moved forward and ended up tripping and fell into his lap. Her hand connected with his crotch and her eyes went wide when she felt him harden underneath her hand without her even moving it.
Hotch was shocked and quickly moved Emily's hand and once again because of the quickness of it Emily lost her balance and fell this time to the ground.
The team watching the byplay all started laughing and couldn't stop. They couldn't believe how drunk Emily was.
Hotch stood up and pulled Emily up off the floor and as soon as Emily was standing up she plastered her body to Hotch's and said loudly "I like the way that you do it."
Hotch's eyebrows drew upwards and he asked "Like how I do what Emily?"
Emily giggled and said even louder "I like how you harden just by a simple touch. I'd love to see how good you were in bed."
Hotch's mouth dropped as the team all looked at Emily stunned and Hotch finally decided to loosen up some and said "You know what Emily? I like the way that you do it. I love how you can make me grow hard with a simple touch. You know what I would like even more Emily?"
Emily giggled and said "I don't know what you would like even more but I know I would love it if you fucked me here and now."
Spencer who had just taken a drink of his beer spit it out right over JJ making Emily laugh and say "Spence if you want to share bodily fluids with JJ just tell her. You men really need to quit spitting on us women!"
Hotch was still in shock over what Emily said and then he blurted out "Let's get out of here Emily so I can show you how much I love you."
Emily's eyes went wide and she whispered "You love me?"
Hotch realizing what he said nodded and said "Yes, I love you."
Emily jumped into Hotch's arms and wrapped her legs around him kicking Derek in the process and said "Aw I love you too Hotchers."
Hotch groaned and said "Don't ever call me that again. Let me take you home baby."
Emily batted her eye lashes and said "Only if you plan to screw my brains out you big manly stud you."
Hotch gulped at the look in her eyes and turned towards the team. "I'm taking her home. We'll see you guys on Monday."
Everyone laughed and Dave called out "Don't do anything I wouldn't do and if you do don't name it after me Aaron!"
Hotch managed to get the middle finger up and flip Dave off as he walked out of the bar with Emily still wrapped around him like a monkey.
