These are parodies Resident Evil styyle. I gotta give the credit to the original singers : City High, Christina Aguilera, Offspring, and 'NSync. I'll admit they're kinda corny, but these are good to read if you're bored.

What would you do?

City Horror

Sung By Chris Redfield and Rebecca Chambers

Boys and girls want to hear a true story?

one July night was at this real wild mission

They had the blood overflowing the steps

About five,six teammates tryin to escape with luck

And I took one girl in this room with me

Her name was Rebecca she's part of S.T.A.R.S like me

And said why you up in this room hiding from the rest

I guess a whole lot has changed since I seen you last

She said...

1 - What would you do if a zombie was alone

Crying all alone on mansion floor

Cause he's hungry

And the only way to feed him is to

Kill Kenneth and get a little bloody

And Weskers gone

Somewhere killin S.T.A.R.S now

In and outta the guardhouse

I ain't got a gun now

So for you this is just a save point

But for me this is my whole night,mmmm

Girl you ain't the only one in this horror

That's no excuse to actin all crazy

Then she looked me right square in the eye

And said, I watched everyone of my teammates die

She said, Chris i know about pain cause

Me and the Bravos ran away so the doggies couldn't eat us

Before I got to this save room

I done been through more shit you can't even relate to

Repeat 1

Oh then she said

(What would you do?)

Get up on my feet and let go of every excuse

(What would you do?)

Cause I wouldn't want the Alphas to go through what I went through

(What would you do?)

Get up on my feet and stop making up tired excuses

(What would you do?)

Girl I know if my sister could do it baby you can do it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Repeat 1 (3x)



Prisioner Of Umbrella

sung by Jill Valentine



I feel like I've been locked up tight

In a horror movie full of frights

Waiting for Redfield to release me

Zombies lickin their lips

And trudging down my way

But that don't mean I'm gonna die today

Baby. Baby. baby (Baby ,baby, baby)

Bridge:

Ooh (The timers saying lets go)

Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)

Chorus:

Are you gonna rescue me?

Baby there's just one way

Im a prisioner of Umbrella

You gotta find me right away

If your going to save me

You must get on your way

Gotta get the three mo disks

If you dont get here i'm doomed

I'm a prisioner of Umbrealla baby

You Gotta find me right away honey

I'm a prisioner of Umbrella

Come, come, come on and get me out

My hope is fading

The time's down low

Just one more disc

And then you're good to go

Waiting for someone

Who'll save me

Chris is racing at the speed of light

Gotta find me by the end of the night

Baby, baby, baby (baby, baby, baby)

Bridge:

Ooh (The timer's saying lets go)

Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)

Chorus:

Are you gonna rescure me

Baby there's just one way

I'm a prisioner of Umbrella(Im a prisioner of Umbrella)

You gotta fine me right away

Are you're going to save me (Ooh)

I am waiting her for you

(Waiting for you..Woah)

Just come and set me free

And I'll be with you

I'm a prisioner of Umbrella Baby

You Gotta save me right away honey

Im a prisioner of Umbrella

Come, come, come on and get me out

I'm a prisioner of Umbrella baby

You Gotta save me right away honey

(Are you going to sve me)

I'm a Prisioner of Umbrealla

Come, come, come on and get me out

Bridge:

Ooh (the timers sayin lates go)

Ooh (but the tyrants saying no)

Chorus:

Are you gonna rescue me?

Baby there's just one way

Im a prisioner of Umbrella

You gotta find me right away

If your going to save me

You must get on your way

Gotta get the three mo disks

If you dont get here i'm doomed

I'm a Prisioner of Umbrella baby

Come, come, come, on and get me out

Pretty Fly for a Dead guy,

The Story of the late Kenneth Sulivan,



Lets have fun, and grab a weapon

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy

When Kenneth was alive, he was the chemist in Bravo

Our mansions had a fair share, of zombies in the past in the past

But once the Alphas came in none of 'em would last

But our new guy's from Bravo the lesser team of STARS

Just bitten by a zombie,u can still see his scars

He'll try to eat you, if you see this dude

Eats his teammates every day, even the live ones too,

Moaning in the hall

Can Wesker hear him at all?

Just say, "I dont care" and I'll kick in the rear

He'll bring you nightmares and maybe a stench u cannot bear

Just grab your bazooka and

Hey! Hey! Do that killing thing!

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy

He wants to kill certain STARS , not just any will suffice

He cant get Jill and Chris cause ,they'll put up a fight

He never gets u in danger and unless ur Chrisredfield

But if youre just carrying a knife he' may take ur life

People used die in Hard,now they say "Kill this Retard"

He was a chemist, until his life was lost

Yeah, hes a mere shadow of his former self

What's not to like? What not to like?

On killing him yourself, u get some extra clips

And he never eats Rebecca on white bread with mayonaise

Equip your bazooka and

Hey! Hey! Do that zombie thing!

When he first arrived with Bravo, now that you shouldn't miss

He saw his first zombie, which u know really made him piss

They say he's got a lot of stamina he's really quite hhhhhip

You can tell hes coming, cuz he smells like a dead fish

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

(How ya doin',Jilly) Get away! Get Away!

And all the Bravos say im pretty fly, for a dead guy

When Kenneth was alive, he was the Chemist in Bravo

He's rotting ' well, you can tell

The living dreadhim, cuz they think he smells

Show up at his home, You'll hear him moan

Try to eat you like cake - You look like cake

You can fire some shots, send him lots

He'll add some more to the wall covered with blood spots

So grab your bazooka

Before u pah- uh -ka

Let's equip our bazookas and -

Hey! Hey! Do that zombie thing!

Cop,

The story of Leon Kennedy



Sick and tired of hearing all these scientists talk about

What's the deal with this cop guy and when is he gonna die out

The thing you got to realize,Raccoon was not the end

He got the gift of surviving, gonna bring it 'til the end.

It doesn't matter

'bout the jeep I drive or what I carry as defense

All that matters

Is that you recognize that its just about respect

It doesn't matter

About the gun I carry and how i aim and why

All that matters

Is that you get hyped cuz I'll do it to you every time

(Come on now)

Do you ever wonder why, this cop just wont die?

He takes evil for a ride, feel it when ur playing in dual shock

(Your paddle starts to rock)

Baby you cant stop

(you can't stop)

And the Vpks all u got, come on now

This must be,Cop

Sexy Cop that Umbrella can't stop

I know you like this Sexy Cop

This must be, Cop

Now, why you wanna try to classify the things he gotta do

He's just tryin to survive, and he says the same for you

Tired of feelin all around me dity zombies

Just worry about guns cause I'ma get mine, people can't you see

It doesn't matter

'bout the jeep I drive or what i carry as defense

All that matters,

Is that you recognize that its just about respect (oh)

It doesn't matter,

About the gun i carrry or how i aim and why

All that matters,

Is that you get hyped cuz I'll give it to you every time

(Come on)

Do you ever wonder why

This Cop just wont die

(Leon just wont die)

He takes evil for a ride,feel it when your playing in dual shock

(Your paddle starts to rock)

Baby you can't stop

(You can't stop),

And theVpks all you got, baby come on

This must be, Cop

Man I'm tired of Killing

Sexy, Sexy Sexy Cop

Sexy Cop pop

Do you ever wonder

Do you ever wonder why

(Every wonder why)

This Cop just wont die

(Leon just wont die)

He takes evil for a ride, feel it when your playing in dual shock

(When your paddle starts to rock)

Baby you can't stop

(Baby don't stop)

And the Vpks all you got, come on now

This must be...

Do you ever wonder why

(Do you ever wonder)

This Cop Just wont die

(Whey he just wont die)

He takes evil for a ride, feel it when your playing in dual shock

(Your paddle starts to rock)

Baby you cant stop, Vpks all you got

This must be, Cop