"So, Chicken, you wanna come over this weekend?" Lightning asked. "I rented The Game Plan from Netflix."

"Nah, I can't," Chicken scoffed as he slammed his locker door shut as it was Friday. "My Aunt Isla and Uncle Snail are comin' over with my cousin Snail Boy."

"Aunt Isla?" Scott asked.

"Cousin Snail Boy?" Flem and Earl added.

"Sorry, guys, but Cow's gonna help Mom make a special dinner for 'em, and I can't go nowheres unless I have guests to help." Chicken told his friends.

"Why don't we help?" Scott offered.

"But I wanted to watch The Game Plan!" Lightning complained until Scott stepped on his foot. "Oww! I mean, we'll help."

"That's okay, guys, you don't gotta." Chicken said.

"Well, if you insist." Lightning said before he was about to turn the other way until Flem and Earl held him back.

"We want to, Chicken." Flem said.

"After all, we are friends." Earl added.

"Hey, thanks, guys..." Chicken smiled.

"What're friends for?" Scott smiled back.

"Uh, is your aunt like your mom though?" Lightning asked.

"Actually, she's pretty calm and quiet compared to Mom..." Chicken explained.

"Well, that's good." Lightning commented.

"Maybe we can invite the girls too." Scott suggested.

"Ah, I dunno, man, this is more of a family thing..." Chicken told them. "Plus, I don't want my cousin to feel bad cuz he don't got a girlfriend."

"Cow doesn't have a boyfriend." Scott pointed out.

"True." Chicken nodded.

"We can always call the girls..." Earl told Chicken.

"All right, fine, but if Mom flips out, it's your own faults." Chicken warned his friends.

"Fair enough." Scott replied.

The boys then called their girlfriends to see if they wanted to come. Daisy Belle of course agreed to Earl's call, and she managed to trick Ren and Stimpy to babysit her little brothers. Veronica also agreed as she didn't want to deal with her step-brother's idiocy.


"Your aunt married a snail?" Katrina asked.

"Yes, but that's not the point." Chicken told his girlfriend.

"No offense, Chicken, but your family is messed up." Lightning commented.

"Gee, thanks, Lightning, I never noticed." Chicken deadpanned.

Eventually, everyone met up at Cow and Chicken's house to have dinner.

"Mom! Dad! I'm home, and I brought some friends over!" Chicken called out on his way inside.

"Oh, that's great, son, I love meeting your friends!" Alan smiled from the couch.

"Are they staying for dinner, son?" Candi asked.

"Yeah, I hope that you don't mind." Chicken replied.

"Of course I don't mind... Just ask your father..." Candi replied.

"Our fifth date..." Alan added.

The two soon laughed out loud which just made Chicken roll his eyes.

"Uh, are Aunty and Uncle Snail here yet?" Chicken asked his mother.

"Not yet, honey; why don't I make you kids a little snack?" Candi replied.

"Thank you, Mrs. Steer." Everyone else said.

Candi giggled as she soon cleaned up the kitchen while Alan watched TV.

Cow poked her head out from upstairs as she brought out her beaver doll, her warthog doll, and her bear doll. "Look, Piles, Crabs, and Manure, Chicken has friends over!" she then beamed before mooing. "Let's go meet them!"

"Is your sister home?" Scott asked his friend.

"Unfortunately, yes." Chicken muttered.

The house soon shook slightly as Cow came downstairs.

"Ya see?" Chicken muttered.

"Aw, man, how do you deal with her?" Lightning asked.

"I would rather have Dee Dee as my sister." Chicken scoffed.

"Chicken, why do you have to be so mean?!" Cow pouted to her big brother. "Piles, Crabs, and Manure don't like it when you make fun of me!"

"Whatever, we're gonna go play Xbox in my room." Chicken decided.

"Can I play?" Cow pouted.

"NO!" The boys told her.

Cow sniffled as she looked like she was going to cry and soon did.

"Chicken, did you make your sister cry?!" Candi called out from the kitchen.

"No, Mom!" Chicken called back.

"Why is she crying then?" Candi asked, firmly.

"Uh... Because..." Chicken stammered.

"She accidentally fell down the stairs." Scott lied.

"I DID NOT!" Cow cried. "You don't want to play with me because you don't like me... WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?!"

"Calm down, Cow; Chicken does love you," Daisy Belle smiled calmly. "He just wants to have out with his friends and we older girls for a while."

"Oh, I guess I never thought it about like that before, Daisy Belle." Cow said to her.

"He'll spend time with you later, okay?" Daisy Belle smiled. "Why don't you have a tea party with your dollies?"

"Okay!" Cow beamed before giggling and running upstairs.

Chicken looked at the brunette girl in shock. "How in the heck did you do that?!"

"That's what I do with Makayla whenever I'm busy with something else." Daisy Belle said.

"Um... Right..." Chicken blinked.

"Come on, let's go upstairs now." Daisy Belle smiled calmly.

"Say, if we ever go out with Mystery Inc again, Cow is not coming with us," Chicken suggested. "We'll just get random people to come."

"Oh, who?" Daisy Belle teased. "Like your cousin?"

"No. Well, maybe, but we could grab different people to come with us like Cindy Butler," Chicken replied. "She likes adventure."

"I don't know Cindy very well, but I'll take your word for it." Veronica shrugged.

"Yeah, Ronnie has a point," Daisy Belle agreed. "Anything to get away from my grandfather for a while, he's nuttier than Mom and Dad on a good day."

"And Courtney too." Ellody shuddered.

"Couldn't we have the Eds come with us?" Lightning suggested.

"Why should we have The Three Stooges come?" Scott asked.

"They are hilarious." Lightning smiled.

"We'll talk about this later, okay, guys?" Daisy Belle asked as she sat down and took an Xbox controller. "I wanna get my game on."


The group then began to play the game until dinner was ready.

"Kids! Your Aunt Isla, Uncle Snail, and Cousin Snail Boy are here!" Candi called out.

"Well, this is it..." Chicken sighed. "Aunt Isla and Uncle Snail with Cousin Snail Boy."

"I'm sure they're not that bad... Right?" Scott replied.

"You'll find out," Chicken told him before calling back. "Coming, Mom!"

"Oh, it's so good to see my favorite sister come over, right, hon?" Candi smiled.

Alan muttered slightly.

"I said, 'Right, hon'?!" Candi repeated before stomping on her husband's foot.

"O-Oh! Y-Yes, dear..." Alan replied shakily and injured as they sat on the couch across from Candi's sister who had an adult male snail on her foot while there was a snail human hybrid in clothes on the floor who was slithering ever-so slowly since he was part snail.

"Now, where are my lovely little niece and nephew now?" Isla cooed. "I heard that little Chicken's gotten himself a little girlfriend."

"Yes, he does, her name is Katrina Andre, and she is just a very lovely girl." Candi replied.

"Yeah, she's a very lovely girl, though she seems distant from the modern world..." Alan commented.

"Oh, dear, you know Chicken said she's been home-schooled all her life." Candi reminded her husband.

"I want to meet her." Isla said.

"You will along with his best friends; I hope that you don't mind meeting them too." Candi replied.


Soon enough, Chicken and the others came downstairs.

"Oh, hello, dears..." Isla greeted. She was a slender woman with short black hair, pearl earrings, a dark green sweater with matching knee socks, and purple slip-on shoes and she wore a purple and blue plaid skirt.

"So, you must be Chicken's aunt," Scott greeted. "Nice to meet you."

"That's an interesting accent you have, ma'am," Daisy Belle said. "Are you from Europe?"

"Oh, yes, actually," Isla giggled. "Candi and I are from Scotland originally."

Lightning was going to shake hands to the woman, but he slipped and fell because of the slime that was on the floor. The others snickered slightly.

"Lightning!" Daisy Belle yelped. "Are you all right?"

"I'm going to Disney World..." Lightning muttered as he looked dizzy.

"Yeah, he's fine..." Chicken rolled his eyes.

"I'm so sorry, are you all right?" Snail Boy asked.

Lightning then saw Chicken's cousin and yelped before hiding behind his girlfriend.

"Wow, that's the biggest terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs I've ever seen." Ellody said as she adjusted her glasses at Snail Boy.

Snail Boy glanced at her, feeling confused. "I'm a snail, little lady..."

"Oh, that's what I said, sorry," Ellody smiled. "My name is Ellody, and you are one fascinating specimen."

"Aw, shucks!" Snail Boy smiled back bashfully while blushing. "A girl's never called me anything like that before."

"Hey, hey, hey, you don't get to look at Lightning's girl!" Lightning warned the hybrid. "Only Lightning can."

"Oh, Lightning, he was just being polite." Ellody told her boyfriend.

"Yeah, it was just the way I was raised." Snail Boy smiled.

"I got my eye on you." Lightning warned the snail human hybrid.

"Anyway... I'm Scott Wallis, and this is my girlfrined, Jade Summers." Scott introduced.

"Howdy." Jade smiled and waved.

"And this is Lightning Jackson and his girlfriend, Ellody Garcia, of course, you've probably heard of Chicken's girlfriend, Katrina, and there's Flem Morris and Earl Lagario and their girlfriends: Veronica Starr and Daisy Belle Pipe." Scott then concluded.

"Your last name is Lagario?" Flem asked Earl.

"You didn't know?" Earl asked Flem back.

"Ah, yes, I remember Flem and Earl," Isla giggled. "You three were best friends in Kindergarten."

"And there's Chicken's girlfriend." Candi smiled to her sister.

"Hello, ma'am; it's nice to meet you." Katrina greeted.

"Oh, you're so sweet," Isla smiled. "You know, my son Snail Boy is home-schooled too."

"Well, what are we standing around for? Let's eat!" Candi beamed.

Everyone then went to the dinner table to eat.