"We're from the FBI," the tall man with the side burns spoke to the much shorter curly haired teenager.

"Those are fake." Simon said examining them.

He'd seen enough tv and anime to know they were fake. THe numbers were wrong and out of order. He didn't bother to point it out to them so they couldn't fix it the next time they wanted to pretend to have authority over people.

"Would you mind stepping out of your home for a moment?" The shorter of the two tall men said, carrying on with the broken charade.

"Dean-" the tall one said.

"Shut up, Sammy."

Simon laughed and walked out of the doorway with his hands above his own head. "Am I getting punked, 'Sammy'? Jace, Clary, Iz! Come out here!" He yelled into the empty air.

"He can walk in sunlight?!" Dean whispered in surprise to Sam. The taller puppy face man just nodded, a bit speechless.

"Most normal people can." Simon squinted at them and walked into his house. He attempted to shut the door on the two, thinking he was done but instead they followed him inside. Simon sighed but didn't care anymore. He figured if he just let them bother him enough, they would leave.

"But we all know /you're/ not a normal person." Dean said in a stern tone. Simon looked up in shock. He tried to laugh off the revealing. "We're not here to kill you. We know you're a friendly vampire. If you try to hurt me or my brother, I will shot your head off."

Sam punched his brothers arm, "Sorry for his rudeness. I'm Sam and this is my older brother Dean. We heard of weird things that are going on in the city-"

"Weird things always happen in the city."


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