Falco was cleaning the cozy house that he shared with Luigi and Jigglypuff as he hummed to himself, almost finishing. Suddenly he heard some screaming going outside, with a huge explosion going on as the blue bird sighed. "What the hell's going on this time?"
Stepping outside the house to reveal that they were present in Onett, Falco looked around to see their neighbor Wario having a rant, for his bike got trashed yet again. Luigi and Jigglypuff poked their heads in the doorway as they were genuinely curious. Wario was wearing his biker outfit, but without his vehicle to ride on, it was kind of pointless to a degree.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FRIGGIN' CAR!?" Wario bellowed angrily as he punched a nearby wooden crate near him, fumes coming out of his ears.
"...Wait, isn't it a bike?" Jigglypuff said softly as she held onto her microphone.
"Good morning, fatass." Luigi greeted as he casually strolled up to the fat man.
Wario slapped the pallet swap plumber as he was quite mad. "Oh yeah, good morning to you mister unoriginality. Look what happened to my friggin' car. It is crushed... to bejeebus and back."
"Hey Wario, its okay... it's cool man, I'm a detective. Clear the crime scene and let me think..." Luigi stated as he then looked up at the sun.
Wario growled as he had no time or patience for this, with Falco emerging out of the house as he approached the fat man, with Jigglypuff right by his side.
"Hey, Wario." Falco greeted in a calm demeanor.
Wario sighed as he placed his right hand on his face. "Great, we got the bird man up here."
"I have not called for you, Lombardi. What are you doing here?" Luigi snapped as he glared at Falco.
"I live here." Falco responded as he pushed the green plumber to the side. "So, your bike is busted up, huh?"
"Yeah no shit." Wario growled after scratching his butt.
"...How do you know it got like this?" Falco remarked as he rubbed his chin.
"Oh for the friggin'... I JUST FOUND IT THIS WAY." Wario roared as he stomped the ground.
Luigi turned his head to Falco and Jigglypuff, who glanced at each other as they knew they had another mystery to solve. He then decided what could have possibly been the cause for this mess.
"...meteors did it! That'll be $20." Luigi asked as he motioned his hand for money.
Wario gave him a Wario classic, the shoulder bash, which sent the green weirdo soaring all across the city as Falco and Jigglypuff squinted their eyes at each other.
"Man, your bike is messed up! How are you going to get to work, Wario?" Jigglypuff asked as she touched her stubby hands together.
"I work out of the home." Wario huffed after adjusting his yellow helmet.
Jigglypuff puffed up her cheeks as she turned. "Falco, send Wario to work, then we shall solve this mystery and make $20."
"Did you not hear anything, stupid? I work at my home." Wario snapped as he was getting infuriated.
"All right, let's just see this bike as evidence, and we'll get back to you." Falco responded as he and Jigglypuff picked up the wrecked bike, with both of them in pain as it was too heavy for either of them to carry.
