This is my first Fan Fiction on here.I am not finished with the first chapter. I will work on it as I add to it sorry, I just wanted to test this out. I hope you guy's like it. I do not own Naruto, or Naruto Shippuuden blah blah bloo bloo blah blah. And all that good stuff.

Chapter 1

"Deidara?" asked Itachi peeking into Deidara's room. Deidara turned from his mound of clay, looking at Itachi.

"Yes," said Deidara.

"Can I come in?" asked Itachi.

Itachi was there looking for the remote to the living room and it was Deidara's turn to hide the remote from Tobi. "Pein wants to know if you still have the remote." said Itachi

I wonder if he likes me?.. I mean I know he is gay. Just look at him! He is screaming it. He is. . . screaming, thought Itachi.

"Yea, it's under that pillow on my bed." said Deidara.

"Wouldn't Tobi find it there? "asked Itachi.

"He came in here looking and that's the first place he looked so after he left that's where I put it." said Deidara.

Sexy and smart. Itachi thought.

"So is that it?" said Deidara.

Itachi noticing he was just standing there looking stupid, straightened up and said...

"Deidara?"

"Yes, Itachi?" asked Deidara.

"What is your type?" Itachi asked

"She's gotta have some huge boobs, cause ya know my hand's." said Deidara

"No...that's not what I meant..." stumbled Itachi

"Oh... I think i know what your talking about..."Deidara whispered.

All of a sudden Deidara was at Itachi's side.

Itachi looked at him in shock.

"I did not know you could use flash step!" said Itachi in a surprised tone.

"Nobody knows I can but you, and anybody that has found out is dead." said Deidara

"So Itachi are you gay?" Deidara whispered in Itachi's ear.

"Uh..." Itachi mumbled.

"Well?.." Deidara said.

All a sudden Deidara's hand was on Itachi's inner thigh and slowly moving up.

"Wah...what" Itachi mumbled.

Suddenly a shiver ran down Itachi's spine in excitement.

"Oh I knew it!" yelped Deidara

"Your gay and you like me!" Deidara accused.

"I'm sorry Deidara... Yes.. Yes I am.."Said Itachi opening the door. Dang it, I thought he liked me and he was really turning me on. Well I can always go to my room and...

"Itachi wait!" said Deidara

"I never said I didn't like you, said Deidara coming up behind him and wrapping his arm's around Itachi.

"In fact when you came in earlier I was masturbating over a picture of you." Deidara whispered in his ear.

A shiver ran down Itachi's spine again, this time his lower member started to strain against his cloak.

Oh, shit! I forgot about Sasuke. Oh, well as long as he don't get to second base we are fine.

All of a sudden Deidara was about an inch away from Itachi's face.

" Hey, Itachi" said Deidara as he laid a gentle kiss on Itachi's nose.

"Yea?" Itachi tried to say but it came out wrong so he ended up with "yuu".

He had to clear his throat a couple time's before he could answer clearly.

"Yes, Deidara?" Itachi whispered.

Deidara still smiling from Itachi's reaction answered with a question. "Itachi, do you want to kiss me?"

"Yes!" said Itachi eagerly and needfully.

Deidara gently kissed Itachi's lips, Itachi eagerly flicked his tongue on Deidara's bottom lip letting him know that he wanted to explore his mouth with his own. Deidara opened willingly before Itachi forced his way into his mouth.

Itachi started to explore every part of Deidara's mouth and Deidara his.

Itachi's POV

All a sudden we heard a women screaming. Deidara and I broke apart to see Tobi running out of the room and down the hall.

We looked at each other.

Itachi's POV ends

"What the hell!"said Itachi

Itachi watched as Deidara closed the door and pushed the dresser in front of the door while giggling uncontrollably.

Oh no he is going to find out about Sasuke. What will i do?! Damn!... I got it, condoms!! No wait that only works with chicks deidara is a man. What will I do, what will I do!!

As Itachi freaked about his little friend in his robe, Deidara was having other thoughts.

I need lube, I ran out yesterday when Kisame came in here. But Itachi thinks that we were only playing scrabble... Little did he know that was not the sound of a scrabble box, it's the sound Kisame makes whenever he is fixing to orgasm. Damn what will I do, I know that Itachi has been sexually active with women, but men is a diffrent story. I don't want to ask him cause he'll ask where mine is since he has never seen me with women and knows I've been gay for a long time, and the simple fact I don't want him to be suspicious. What the fuck will I do?!

End Chap 1

Authors note (sorry guys i haven't been at a computer in awhile cause my laptop broke. sigh Forgive me!!)