Okay so I feel like writing a series of one-shots because thinking up funny stories in my head give me great ideas for one-shots!! I shall now write several funny one-shots that make you laugh!!
Disclaimer- I don't own any of this unless it is what I made-up!! –Bleh-
WARNING- please use the bathroom first so that you don't pee yourself
(Okay so it's not that funny but maybe it is!?)
Alice's POV
"GGrrr…"
Why hadn't anyone fed me yet!?
Wait… what is that I smell?
Tuna… no… SALMON!!
I ran into the kitchen at my vampire kitty speed.
Wheeerrrreee…. is it!?
Oh there!
No… maybe there!!
GGrrr… I couldn't find the Salmon I mean I smelled it and everything, but it wasn't anywhere they usually keep it…
Maybe… No… Could they… Would they… Yes!!
I ran quickly to the pantry and then I found it, but it was only canned kitty food salmon…
"Come on girl," Jasper said putting real tuna into my bowl.
I rubbed my head against his leg thanking him.
Jasper was my favorite since he always knows what I feeling like eating.
"I love you too Alice," Jasper said smiling.
I purred louder.
When I finished my tuna I had a vision… I KNOW RIGHT?! I'm a future seeing vampire kitty!
That's pretty frickin AWESOME!!
I saw the pretty pink fluffy yarn.
Esme… yes she would be the holder of the yarn!
I ran upstairs into Esme and Carlisle's room and searched through the yarn basket… none of it was fluffy.
"What are you doing in here?" Esme asked me.
I hissed and ran away.
'Focus! What room was the yarn in?' I thought to myself
Hmm… WAIT… yes!!
I ran into the attic and OMG!!
Eegad!! EMMETT!?
Wtf?
Emmett was KNITTING!?
Then I saw Edward and Jasper with yellow and blue yarn.
They are KNITTING!!
I fainted.
I awake and there was the yarn on the floor.
I ran to it and rolled in it… yes it was sssooo fluffy!!
I was addicted!
Then they came back upstairs…
"Get off the yarn Alice!" Emmett yelled.
"Meh… go away," I meowed.
"Go now or no treat later," Jasper said.
He wouldn't dare…
"I mean it!" He said.
OMG he meant it!!
I hissed in furry.
"Now Alice," Edward said.
"NO!!" I meowed.
Then I tided some of the yarn around my neck and ran.
"Come back here cat!" Emmett yelled running behind me.
I was to fast for him though… power to the vampire kitties!!
I sat on the yarn… yes oh so fluffy!!
Then he took it! Jasper took the fluffy yarn.
GGrrr… RABID KITTY MODE!!
Well how did you like it? And if Alice was a cat she would be that hyper! So please review and laugh… I will have more out soon!
