Disclaimer: I want to make it clear that I neither was born in a drum circle in Woodstock, New York back in 1969, nor do I own Phil of the Future. I do not own any characters unless I say so. I do own the characters Billy Phillip Diffy and Willy Phillip Diffy.

Author's Note: This is the sequel to A One Night Stand. The first chapter is starting right where A One Night Stand left off. Then I will skip a couple years. So with that, let's begin with Phil the Family Man.

Phil the Family Man Chapter 1

Phil'sP.O.V.:

Me and Keely were setting up for the babies' room. I am still very shocked that she got pregnant; I guess that's what we get for my not wearing a condom.

I am more surprised - no, wait- scared to death that it's twins. One baby is hard enough, but two? That's a nightmare! Don't get me wrong. I am very excited about becoming a father, but I don't know if I can handle TWO babies. I am only 17 and still in high school. We had to use my college fund money for the babies'stuff; at least it was not all of it. Plus, I don't even know how to change a diaper. What if my kids hate me? Or I do something wrong and they get hurt, like drop them? I do have butterfingers, especially when I am nervous.

We just got done setting up the crib when Keely told me her waterbroke.

"Oh My Gosh! OK Let's Get Into The Car - You Will Drive ... No-Wait. I- Will Drive And You Will Call Everyone And Let Them Know I blurted out without even taking a breath.

I put the carseats in the back of the car and I drove off - forgetting Keely. I was almost to the hospital when I noticed she was not in the car. I was speeding so fast I got pulled over. I told the cop my situation and he let it slide this time. When I got home, Keely was not mad; she just said it would be a funny story to tell the boys.

"Phil, I want you to promise me that you will be by my side the whole time," Keely insisted.

"I promise, but why wouldn't I be by your side?" I asked.

"Oh, you know. If you're hungry and go to the cafeteria to get some food ..."

"I won't leave you, I promise, but if I faint, I haveno control over it."

The twinswere born on 5/8/2121 (Mother'sDay) at 4:21 A.M. We decided to name them Billy Phillip Diffy and Willy Phillip Diffy.

Billy was 6 lbs. 10 oz., and 22 inches long. He haa Keely's blond hair, her chin and her mouth. He has my eyes, my nose and my lips. As far as the ears, we agreed they sharedbothof our ears together.

The only difference with Willy. He weighed 6 lbs. and 13 oz. and he had a birthmark behind hia left ear. That we were happy about. This way we can tell them apart. I still think we are going to sew their names onto their clothes for may be the first three years of their lives.

End of Chapter 1

I hope you like this chapter. I want to thank CraftyNotepad for editing my stories and being my first reviewer.