Kristopher - blinks Rei, this is a really bad idea…
Rei - Oh come on, it's not that bad.
Kristopher - Besides, what's Nikolas going to say when he finds out you posted our little, um, "song" on the internet of all places?
Rei - Who in their right mind would read this?
Kristopher - points to the reader
Rei - Oh, Oh!! faces reader Hello! And welcome to my, er…
Kristopher - coughinsanitycoughcough
Rei - glares that's not funny! Anyway, this is a relatively mild slash songfic thing I wrote for these two.
Kristopher - SLASH?! What do you mean slash?! I don't like Nik in that way, I like… looks around um, Sarah! Yeah, that's right, Sarah!
Rei - stares that's right, Kris, keep tellin' yerself that…
Kristopher - blush did you at least use the decent version of the song?
Rei - Well, people wouldn't get the full impact if I didn't!
Kristopher - NO! You used the Hilary Duff version!?!?!?
Rei - Fuck no! I used the Go-Go's version!
Kristopher - pout but I like the Poe version…
Rei - Well, even though I didn't use the demon bitch's version of it, I sorta of based it on what the Duffs twitch were going for. I mean honestly, am I the only one who thought that video was a little incestuous for the youth of America to view?
Kristopher - I wouldn't know, and just what were you doing watching that video anyway?
Rei - Boredom, sugar, reading your book again, nuff said.
Kristopher - I see…
Rei - BTW, I don't own these guys, the Go-gos, the song, Hilary Duff-
Kristopher - If she did, she'd have her chained up in her room as a puppy.
Rei - No, that'd be Jaguar, whom I don't own either.
[/ ]
[Kris comes out, pouting and glaring at the floor]
Kris - Can you hear them, they talk about us.
[Nik comes out, nonchalant]
Nik - Telling lies well that's no surprise.
[Kris, questioning]
Kris - Can you see them, see right through them?
[all-knowingly]
Nik - They have no shield, no secrets to reveal.
Nik - Spreading rumors so far from true; Dragged up from the underworld just like some precious pearl.
Both - It doesn't matter what they say in the jealous games people play Our lips are sealed. Pay no mind to what they say, It doesn't matter anyway. Our lips are sealed.Nik - Hush, my darling.
Don't you cry.
Quiet, angel.
Forget their lies.Kris - Can you hear them?
They talk about us.
Nik - Telling lies well that's no surprise.
Kris - Can you see them, see right through them?
Nik - They have no shield no secrets to reveal.
Both - It doesn't matter what they say in the jealous games people play, Our lips are sealed. Pay no mind to what they say, It doesn't matter anyway.
Kris - Our lips are sealed.
Nik - Our lips are sealed.
Both - Our lips are sealed!
[/ ]
Kristopher - Why, oh why did I have to sit through that…?
Rei - stares big baby…
[Nikolas walks in, looks around]
Nik- Why did I just hear that song coming from in here?
Rei - Slash songfic for you guys! -
Nik - thinks about it Ok, I like.
Kristopher - very red But I'm not like that!!
Nik - snickers I'm sure…
Nik drags Kris into a closet, where very, er, strange sounds are heard from
Rei - coughs again um, R/R?
