KKcoolio:  Hey everyone, this is gonna be my first fic so….here I go!

Oh yes! This is gonna be fun! I would also like to thank Ss JK for helping me with some ideas! Thanks!

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KKcoolio: Ignore her…anyways on with the story…

Disclaimer:(I've read that word sooo many times but I've never typed it…anyway!) blah, blah, blah…I don't own DBZ…so sad but so true…blah, blah, blah….

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It's a quiet, early morning in the middle of no-where.  Now we go to a small little dome shaped house still in the middle of no-where, and inside we find a boy of 18 sleeping soundly in his bed until…

"Gooooooohan!" shouted a young boy of 7.

"Goten what do you want now?" said Gohan in a tired voice.

"Well if you really want to know…I want to EAT!!!! But mommy won't let me have anything until you come downstairs.  So if you would be the really nice big brother you are you could come downstairs with me RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!" screamed Goten. "I'll race ya."

"Ok ok, I'm coming."

"YES!!!" shouted Goten as he raced down stairs to eat, "food food food food…yummy yummy yummy in my tummy!"  As Goten started stuffing food in his mouth there was a rather loud BANG as a saiyan proof frying pan came smashing down on the head of its poor victim.

"DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO EAT TILL YOUR BROTHER IS DOWNSTAIRS!!!!!!" Hollered Chi chi.

"Owww mommy! Gohan's coming downstairs. He told me he was coming. He would never lie to me." Said Goten in his defense and all of a sudden there was Gohan coming down the stairs, "See, see he's down stairs right now, see…I told ya! Can I eat now?"

WHAM! another direct hit on the head! Poor Goten. "Owwwwww, Gohan where were you?"

"Sorry Goten, I'm just a little slow today." Said Gohan.

"Just a LITTLE slow. Why weren't you down here?  You said you would come downstairs. Why did you make me suffer this morning? All because of you Gohan I got hit on the head twice and yelled at!"

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Yeah I heard…I have just as good of hearing as you do. I'm sorry." Said Gohan, "I guess we can eat now!"

After the two boys ate their food, Gohan was just about ready to fly off to school when Chi chi stopped him. " Before you go to school Gohan I have a little surprise for you?"

"Really?!?!?!"

"Yup! Take a guess!"

Gohan thought for a moment… "Hmm, I don't know how about you just tell me!"

"No, no! Gohan mommy told you to guess! You can't cheat, and if you try cheat again…well let's just say it's not good. Trunks taught me how to play the guessing game the right way and believe me…trying to cheat is worse then guessing wrong." Goten shuddered remembering the pain after he tried to cheat…not fun. (remember this is Trunks we're talking about)

"Well then, ummm, is Dad coming back?!?" asked Gohan hopefully. Goten looked at his mom to see if it was the right answer, he really didn't know what the surprise was going to be.

"I wish, but no, guess again honey." Chi chi smiled as she thought about her husband. Goten walked over to Gohan, pulled back his arm and punched Gohan right in the stomach.

"Owww, Goten what was that for?"

"You guessed wrong." Said Goten innocently.

"That's not how you play the guessing game Goten!" stated Gohan.

"Yes it is! Trunks taught me everything I know! And anyways we're getting off topic…Guess Again!" Goten waited patiently as Gohan thought.

"Are Vegeta and Trunks banned from this house forever?"

"No, but I should look into that one."

"Hey! Mom, Trunks is my best friend, you can't do that to me!" Goten was now pleading on his knees, he had the puppy dog eyes and everything.

"Ok ok I won't, hmm but Vegeta, maybe I could get away with banning him.  I'll think about that later. Go ahead Gohan keep guessing."

Wham! Another punch in the stomach. "Goten will you stop already.  I didn't even guess yet!"

"That was for the last time when you guessed wrong, I just got a little carried away in the moment, but don't' worry I won't forget again."

"Great, Can't we just stop." Gohan said more as a statement then a question.

"NO. Keep guessing, come on Gohan this is lots of fun!"

"Ummm…Mom are you finally getting rid of your frying pan!"

"OF COURSE NOT!!!! Goten no need to punch your brother, this time it's my turn." Chi chi yelled as her precious frying pan landed on Gohan's unprotected head. (Poor Gohan, he is just getting such a beating from his family.) "Now don't you ever say something that stupid again.  I thought I taught you to be smarter than that!"

"Mom how about you just tell me and I can be on my way?" Right as this question was asked a bright yellow light filled the room and then BAM!

"Goten! WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT FOR…I DIDN'T EVEN GUESS WRONG!!!!"

"You tried to cheat silly."

"Goten what did I say about energy blasts in the house?" said Chi chi cutting in.

"I'm sorry mommy it won't happen again." Goten said a little disappointed.

"Gohan keep guessing…I can't keep it a secret much longer." Chi chi smiled again He'll be so happy I thought of him. This time Gohan thought much harder.Hmm, I guess this isn't going to be so great after all.  Come on Gohan just think what would mom like to surprise me with…

"Have you and Bulam finished planning my wedding?" he asked rather dully.

"Oh no honey, we finished that weeks ago! (after she said that Gohan falls down anime style BOOM!) All I need now is to find out who your wife will be!" Now Chi chi was just beaming and had hearts in her eyes. "I'm so glad you brought that up.  I need to just know who your wife will be…you see I need to get some measurement so I can adjust my old gown for her." Just now Goten was walking over to Gohan for yet another punch. "Goten, you don't need to hurt your brother anymore I'm just gonna tell him."

"But mommy please…"Goten pleaded.

"I'm sorry draling, maybe some other time."

"Ok. Fine." Goten walked off not even caring to hear what the surprise was.

"Ok. Now Gohan, I know how you are trying to fit in more at school and in the town. And I also know you need to find a wife, so I decided that you are going to take Drivers Education so you can drive all your dates to a nice restaurant."

"WHAT!?!?! You want me to take drivers ed?"

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That's it for now! I hope it's up to all your standers out there. Now please review, you have no idea how much it will help me out if you just review. Please pretty please, just help me out.  Go ahead offer me any advice for my next chapter, tell me stuff I did wrong, tell me something, if anything that I did right.  I need to KNOW!!!!  I've never done this before and if I get lots of reviews I'll be more motivated to get the next chapter out!  So there ya go! Thank you for taking the time to read. Until next time!

~KKcoolio      

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