Into the flame
Warning: yaoi, don't like? Don't read. Some fluff….
I don't own Fma or any of the characters, But ohohohoho, If I did…O-o
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"Hey full metal!" Roy smiled deviously "I Can't wait to see you tonight."
Ed blushed and shut the door behind him as he entered Roy's office.
Ed made sure it was locked before granting Roy a response.
He smiled. "Me either."
Roy pushed the stacks of papers and manila folders aside as Edward casually walked over to Mustang's desk. He popped himself down on the corner of the Oak desk, and crossed his legs.
"Are they done?" The blond asked
Roy gave a sexy grin, and nodded. "Yeah, they were delivered to my apartment this morning."
A slight sound of angst came from deep within Ed's throat. "Ugh, Really?"
Roy reached under his desk and pulled out a medium sized box. "You're a small, right?"
Edward sighed and snatched the article of clothing from Roy's hand "….yes"
Roy gave a sound of content from his chest. "I thought I'd be sweet and let you change in here," He grimaced, "I don't want anyone but your dear colonel to see you in it."
Ed's face went red. He growled at the man. "Dammit, If I was so lucky."
He Sighed, "What can you expect from a bastard?"
Roy shook off His comrade's comment and waved him to put the clothing on.
Ed went to the corner of the room, behind the sofa.
"Oh, Well that's no fun."
Edward shot Roy a Dirty look. "You perv. You better be glad you get to see me in THIS."
Roy shifted his weight in the leather chair as Edward undid his Belt.
Edward slid the belt out of the loops in his pants, and threw it in Mustang's direction.
He completely missed, And Roy didn't even flinch.
"ah-ah," Roy shook his head in disapproval. "Play nice Edward."
Before Edward unzipped his pants, He made sure his Colonel could see him good.
"Tonight," Ed said softly. "I want you to do this."
Edward quickly unzipped the pants. "And if you wouldn't mind," Edward said, Starting to add more of a groan to his voice. "Taking these off." Edward stepped out of the loose pants. Roy moved in his seat a bit. Edward fidgeted with the Elastic of the boxers.
" oh, but these…." Edward groaned. Roy looked down at Edward's last piece of clothing.
Ed walked back behind the tall couch, Were Roy couldn't see below Ed's lower chest.
Edward flicked his hair back and gave a loud groan, Pulling off the boxers. "hmm, " Ed said. He rolled his head over to the other side, and looked at Roy with a devious grin…
Ed slid his metal finger down his chest slowly, and licked his lips. "Well, maybe you'll get lucky." Full Metal said quickly.
The teen bent over and grabbed the article of clothing Roy had given him. He slid on the tight panties, and growled. "I don't like these…"
Roy couldn't see Edward at all, but wanted to. "Oh, I'll be the judge of that, but I thought they looked really cute online."
Edward silently put on the last article, and stood up.
He stomped over to Roy, and jumped onto the desk right in front of Roy. Edwards's legs were moderately spread out, and Ed held the short clothing down. Roy Grinned and scooted his chair in closer to the desk. Ed kept his Eyes locked, down in a straight stare.
Roy lifted Edward's chin. "Common chibi. You're lucky; you're the first one to wear the new uniform."
Edward crossed his arms, without holding his bottoms down, Roy could easily peek.
"hmpft." Ed said as he blew the stray piece of hair out of his eyes.
Roy hovered over Edward, Hands close to the foreign garment.
Roy put his hands on Edward's knees and started rubbing softly and slowly down his thigh. Ed finally made eye contact with the raven-haired man.
"Now," Roy smiled." About those panties." Roy lifted the miniskirt to see the tight hot pink panties underneath. Ed gasped. "HEY!" he shouted. Roy looked up at Edward.
"Keep it down unless you want some one to hear you." Roy whispered.
"You can look, but no touching!" Edward Growled.
He let the pleated fabric of the miniskirt fall. "I'm saving that for later." Roy said
"Get up; I want to see you model it." Roy said as he picked the little alchemist up off his desk. With a forced smile, Edward nodded.
"Like this?" The Teen asked. He was crouching on the floor with his legs spread far apart. -Nothing to hide here. Ed ran his hand up his leg slowly. He looked up to see Roy, with that stupid serious face of his. Edward wanted to twist it, and make it red, Screaming sounds of satisfaction. Blondie crawled over to Roy, like a cat. He had his butt high up in the air, once at Roy's feet, the boy looked up in desperation, "Meow?"
Roy's face remained the same, so Ed did what he had to. He grabbed the man's blue pants, and spread Mustang's knees apart. Edward quickly filled the empty space.
He put his hands on Roy's shoulders, "I wanna play…" Ed said, pouting.
Edward slithered across Roy's chest, Grinding and Bending. Edward could feel proof of Roy's excitement beneath him. Edward stopped and tilted his head, giving Roy a cute stare. "Does Roy wanna play with kitty?"
Roy nodded and started to blush; he slouched down in his seat, and held the blonde's hips. Edward circled around on Roy's lap, forcefully grinding against the bulge.
Roy Groaned. Edward leaned into Roy's ear, and whispered. "Oh, that's too bad," Edward licked the rim of Mustang's ear. "Playtime's over."
He stood up and patted Roy on the head.
Roy looked really confused. Edward got dressed, and as he reached for the doorknob he turned to Roy. "See you at six...BABE" he winked as he closed the door behind him.
Roy sat disappointed at his desk, 'What was the shrimp trying to do?' He thought.
The rest of that quiet Friday went by slowly. Roy sat at his desk, And sorted through the information they had collected from Edward's little expedition to lab 5. "None of this makes sense." He sighed.
Maes Hughes popped his head into Roy's office. "permission to come in, Future furher?"
Roy looked up with a slight smile. "Permission granted."
Maes came in and sat lazily on the couch, putting his arm on the top, and crossing his legs. "So what are you and the full metal boy going to do tonight?" He asked
Roy looked out the window to the busy streets of central, arms behind him, hands meeting at the small of his back. "…I don't know. We'll see were the night takes us."
Everybody who had eyes could see that Ed and Roy were an object, How could you not?
They would usually leave HQ together, holding hands, or crawling into Roy's
Vehicle, rolling up the window as Ed scooted closer to his commanding officer.
Everyone saw Ed walk out of Roy's office with smile, always blushing.
Before that though, Roy was depressed, hopping from one girl's bed to another,
never happy. Edward was also a mess, dating girls for a distraction, when he had always preferred guys. They both knew they were dating the wrong person, substitutes for what they really wanted, Each other. "You be nice Roy," Hughes grinned.
"You don't want to mess this one up."
Roy turned to Hughes. "I promise… I don't want to mess this up."
Chapter 2 Into The Flames
Roy screeched to a halt infront of Edward's apartment.
Edward looked out the window to see roy, shaking his hair out as he took off the helmet. His face lit up. 'I thought he'd never show up' Ed ran downstairs and looked at Al.
"Hey, Al! I'm going out, I might not be back until morning!"
Al pouted. "Niiii-Sannnn!"
"Bye Al." Ed hugged Alphonse and ran out the door.
Roy sat on his motorcycle calmly, with his helmet under his arm.
"Hey Full metal." He said calmly.
"Wow, what is this?" Ed said in awe.
"It's new, you like it?"
"I wouldn't know, I've never ridden one."
Roy gave Ed a sexy smile, "Hop on."
Roy grabbed Edwards Leg, and pulled it over his own. With a quick smile he turned to the blond, "Hold on"
Roy revved the engine, and sped off.
Edward held on to Roy's hips tightly as He zoomed around the corners.
"Were are we going?" Ed asked
"You'll see." The colonel responded quietly.
Ed rested His head on Roy's shoulder as the wind Made his hair Dance behind him.
Roy turned his head and made a little kissing noise. Ed made the noise back.
The bike slowed down. Ed looked up. "We're here." Roy said
They were in the middle of a grassy field; the sun was still high in the sky.
Behind the field were rolling hills, Covered with flowers and long grass.
"How did you come across a place like this?" Ed asked
Roy shrugged; He had found it while he was out on one of his drunk walks a few weeks ago.
Ed and Roy walked close to each other until they came upon a large tree.
Edward pulled Mustang's sleeve, "Oh! Here!"
Little man sat down under the shady tree, and patted the ground next to him.
Roy smiled sweetly and pulled Edward into his lap.
"I'm so glad we get to spend some time alone," Edward smiled "Away from the military,
And other alchemist crap."
Roy nodded. "It's been a long week, the Fuher has been shoving work at me non-stop, I just want to be with you and relax."
Edward grabbed at Roy's collar. "Is this what you wear under your uniform?" He asked
"yea…Why don't You wear the uniform? I bet you'd look good in it."
Ed shook his head "The whole uniform thing only works for you, and anyways, these are a lot more comfy." He said, pulling at his jacket-vest
Roy pushed his lips together in a thin line, "I wouldn't mind seeing you in that miniskirt a bit more often."
Ed jumped in Roy's lap, and came down on Mustang's leg, Hard.
Roy got the hint.
Edward looked up at the sky, "that cloud looks like a wrench…" he pointed
Roy giggled quietly, "And that one looks a bit like….. I dunno…shrimp?"
Ed turned around quickly, and punched Roy in the arm with a metal fist.
"ah, Ouch…." Roy said quietly as he grabbed his upper arm.
Ed growled and turned away, scooting away from Mustang.
A few moments passed.
"Hey, Ed. Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
"hmpft."
"Common, Please don't let this ruin our date."
Edward didn't respond this time, He just crossed his arms.
"chibi-san, I…." Roy scooted over to the young alchemist, and reached for his hand,
Ed looked up. Roy reached behind Edward, wrapping his arms around the teen.
He pulled Full metal closer, filling the space between them.
Ed's face got warm.
"…colo…colonel." He said softly
Roy blushed, "I'm sorry."
The man moved his lips closer to the blonde's, Edward had one arm around the colonel, and one was playing in the silky black hair.
"Roy, I…."
"Edward?"
"I,"
That moment, water shot at them, A clicking sound followed
"AH!" Ed squirmed out of Roy's arms.
'Really? The sprinklers?' Roy thought, 'is this really necessary?'
Chapter 3: Into The Flames
Ed giggled as he took off his black jacket-vest.
"Common Roy come and Get me!" He laughed as he ran through the lush green grass.
The water glistened on his tan skin, Rolling down the tight flesh, and making his auto mail arm gleam. Suddenly, Edward's hair tie broke, allowing his golden hair to cascade over his shoulders, and fly behind him as he ran. It was the most handsome Edward had ever been, Roy felt as if he were looking at something from out of a romantic novel.
Mustang laughed as he stood up and started chasing the teen.
He felt so peaceful, al his worries slipped from his mind as the soft grass pass under his bare feet. Just when Roy had got Ed, He lost his footing.
"Uff!" Mustang said falling onto something hard.
"ow….jeeze, Watch it." Ed complained.
That 'something' or 'someone' hard was The Elric.
Ed's hair was sprawled out along the grass, looking like corn silk,
Roy just noticed how breathe- taking the boy's eyes were, and being this close, He could see the golden flakes of his iris'.
"What?" Roy said "You don't like me on top of you?" He said with a sexy smile
Roy's body was warm, and wet. His thin white shirt was now transparent, clinging to his hard and sculpted body. Edward's shirt was soaked, revealing the teen's abs underneath.
Edward smiled. "nah, I don't really like it,"
Roy frowned.
Edward pulled Roy in closer "Unless I get to be on top sometimes."
Roy grinned Grabbed Edward's behind. Ed gasped.
"Because," Ed said "I've never ridden a Mustang." Ed's smile got bigger, and more devious.
Roy pushed his hips into Edward. "Maybe, You'll get lucky." He said, repeating Edward's line from earlier.
Edward gave out a moan, and arched his back. Roy blushed, "Can we continue what we were doing before we got soaked…?"
Edward got red, "please?" He replied
Roy grabbed ed around the hips, and pulled him up against the tree,
"Edward, I lov"
Edward's soft lips met Roy's, Full metal knew what Mustang meant.
Slowly, Roy kissed back. Edward played with the soft black hair.
Roy entered Ed's mouth, exploring, and getting tangled up in his lover's tongue.
A small metal ball slipped down across Roy's tongue. Roy slowly backed out of the kiss.
Ed looked at Roy, puzzled. "wha…What's Wrong?" he asked
"You got your tongue pierced?"
Edward bit his lip and blushed, "….Yea… I thought you'd like it."
Roy frowned. "I wish you would have told me."
Ed looked down. "I wanted it to be a surprise. For our first kiss…I'm sorry"
Roy grabbed Ed's hand, "Don't be, it actually felt really good."
Ed gave Roy a sexy smile. "ohohoho, Really?"
Roy gulped and then blushed at the realization of what trouble he had just gotten himself into. Ed slipped his hands under Roy's jacket, and held his Colonel's hips.
"Let's see what you feel like."
He pulled Mustang in, and kissed him gently. A sound of pleasure came from Roy's Chest. Edward bit Roy's bottom lip gently. The teen pulled back, and kissed Roy's top lip.
"I love you Roy, I love my Colonel,"
Roy Kissed Edward's forehead. The water still ran over them, Cold and bitter.
"I'm freezing." Ed said, shivering.
Roy wrapped his jacket around the both of them as they walked to the bike.
Before revving the engine, Roy turned to Ed, "If I drive fast, We'll dry off faster. Just hold on."
Edward nodded. "But were to?"
"My place."
Chapter 4: Into the Flames
Before we go in, You can't see!"
"wha?"
Roy cupped his hands over Edward's Eyes
"Can you see?" Roy asked
Edward crossed his arms. "Not a damned thing…."
Roy led Edward inside and up the stairs.
He pulled his hands away. "Okay, now open!"
Silk. Everywhere. Silk.
"Wow, this is….." Edward gasped "You're too much, man."
Roy gave Ed a nervous smile. Full metal walked over to the bed, and plopped down on to the red silk comforter. He laughed "This bed is comfy, Ha, Were are you sleeping?"
Roy pounced onto Edward, with a sexy grin. He lifted Ed's shirt and traced over the teen's chest. He drew a little circle around Edward's collar bone. "Here."
"I'm still wet," Roy said. "Let me change." He unbuttoned his shirt, and threw it into the corner, were a pile of dirty clothes laid, waiting to be washed. "You should get something dry on before you catch a cold." He grinned, while pulling full metal's shirt off. Both of them were shirtless. "There's a grey shirt in my closet that should fit you, sorry, but I'm afraid my pants won't."
Edward came back downstairs in a loose grey t-shirt, and boxers. The shirt hung from his right arm, revealing the top of his auto mail. "I'm still really cold." He pouted.
He sat on the opposite end of the couch. Roy crawled over to him, and kissed him. "Stop complaining." He said calmly. Ed smiled "You're a really good kisser…"
"And you're just a pain," Roy said "but you're mine, so it doesn't matter."
Ed bit Roy's lip. "I know I'm a pain."
While they were watching Tv, Roy left the room for a while.
"I'll be right back." He said.
Edward sat alone on the couch, playing with his unbraided hair.
Edward heard a clanging noise upstairs, and giggle quietly, figuring it was Roy.
"Full metal." He said
Ed turned around to the stairs, and his jaw dropped.
Roy was strolling down the stairs in the same miniskirt that Edward had on earlier.
"I don't know. Do you like it?" Roy asked, his eyes meeting Edward's.
Edward was getting excited, "I'm not sure, maybe you'll get lucky."
Roy sat on the couch with his legs spread apart. He put his arms behind his head.
"oh, I hope."
Edward looked at Roy, "God Roy, Really? No underwear?"
Roy got red 'I FORGOT!' he thought.
Roy closed his leg quickly and hid his face.
Ed frowned. "That's too bad," Ed said. "I wanted to…."
Colonel crawled over to the alchemist, and pulled off his shirt.
Ed, pulling at the top of the miniskirt, "that look only works for me…"
Roy grinned. "Then I guess I should take it off."
Ed shook his head and pulled the skirt off. Roy must have been excited too.
The sun creaked through the blinds of Roy's bed room. Flame played with Edward's golden hair. It was so soft, and shiny. Ed gave out a quite moan.
"Morning, chibi." Roy chuckled
"please don't call me that…" Ed said, rubbing his sleepy Eyes.
Roy smiled. " Okay, Boy-toy."
Ed ignored the nickname, hoping it wouldn't become permeate.
Chapter 5: Into The Flames
Ps: in this chapter, the characters start to have the same attitude they do in the series.
When Monday morning came along, Ed couldn't wait to get to headquarters.
He hopped out of bed a second before the alarm rang. He came down the stairs with a smile.
"Oi! Ni-san!" Al smiled from the kitchen. He had his little apron on and everything
"Morning Al. whatcha making? It's smells great." Ed said rubbing his hands together
Alphonse Grinned "I made you cinnamon pancakes."
Edward sat at the table and shoveled the syrup-drenched pancakes into his mouth.
"Oh yeah, Al! That's the stuff!" he mumbled, with his mouth full.
A faint pink crept over Al's cheeks. "Brother! That sound's wrong!"
Ed laughed as he stood up and washed his plate off.
Al gave him a hug as Ed put on his black jacket.
"Have a good day at work, Ed!" he giggled.
Edward waved with a smile to his younger brother as he walked out the door.
"Colonel? Dammit, where's that bastard?" Ed muttered as he stomped down the hall.
"Edward, Sir?" Hawkeye asked "Are you looking for colonel Mustang?"
Edward gulped and pulled at his collar. "psh, looking for that jerk? Tcht, No."
"Well, in case you were, He's in a meeting right now. He'll be out soon. It's in room 302."
A small smile crept over Edward's face as he turned and sprinted to central's west wing.
Riza smiled as she sighed and face palmed herself. "If only he knew what he was getting himself into with Colonel Mustang…."
Ed left his hair out of the braid today; Roy liked it better with only a pigtail.
Ed shuffled around in his pocket as he stood outside room 302 waiting for Roy.
He ran his finger over the gift he got Roy. Sure it was nothing much, but Ed knew he worked hard on it and that it turned out nicely. 'Damn, what's taking so long?' he thought. Edward's mind drifted off, And it no mater how many times it did, it would always go to Roy. Sparks flew when ever he was around Roy. He remembered the first time he saw Roy, With a single glance he knew Roy was the kind of the guy who could get anyone in bed with a single move, and Edward instantly judged him, labeling him as a player. In the begging, Ed had a burning hatred towards Roy, 'how'd it turn into a burning passion?' Ed asked himself. He shrugged 'Must have lost track along the way.'
The door knob turned, and Edward looked up.
"Full metal?" Roy asked, he tried to keep up the professional appearance.
"How long have you been waiting out here?"
Ed stood up, and brushed his pants off. "oh, not long, Really."
Roy shot Ed a quick smile.
"Why are you acting so professional?" Ed asked
Roy tilted his head towards the door, and King Bradley walked out
Edward made an 'o' face and winked to Roy. He knew how bad Mustang wanted the promotion.
Roy scooted closer to Ed. "I'll make it up to you later," He said quietly. "Just go to the library across the hall from the cafeteria. I'll meet you there when Fuher leaves."
Ed nodded. "Yes Sir. I'll Get right on it." He said in a somewhat sarcastic tone.
Sarcastic or not, Roy Really liked it when Ed called him 'sir'.
Roy saluted King Bradley as he walked through the main doors of Central HQ.
"That is all, gentlemen. I would advise you to follow those rules." He said as he steeped into his black car.
Walking back inside Roy frowned. 'MAJOR SUCKAGE' he thought to himself with a sigh.
(library)
"Alright, Babe. Now why was it you were waiting outside the doors for me?" Roy asked, hugging Ed around the hips.
Ed pulled the little gift out of his pocket.
"heh, it's just this…" He held the little lighter in front of Roy.
Roy blushed "uhm, this is really cute, chibi."
Ed turned it over in Roy's palm, it said 'E.E x R.M' with a heart on fire transmuted above it. "Thanks, But, What's the occasion?" He asked
Ed shrugged, and patted colonel on the back. "I don't know." And walked away.
Roy rubbed the back of his head, 'what's he up to?' he thought, as he put the little lighter in his pocket.
Chapter 6: Into the flames.
Roy scrubbed his hands under the cold water.
The soapy bubbles popped as they went down the drain.
He grabbed the paper towel hastily, and rubbed the water away.
The door for the nearest stall flew open with a kick.
Roy turned to see Edward walk out of the stall with a mean little smirk.
"Were you seriously Eave's dropping?" Roy asked 'what kind of person eavesdrops in a bathroom?' he thought.
"You said you would make it up to me later, It's later….Pay up."
Roy made a '?' face and scrunched his eyebrows.
Ed sighed. "I haven't kissed you in two days…."
He grabbed the back of Roy's collar, and pulled the man in.
"mwah." Ed said after the kiss.
"You haven't kissed me for two days and all you want is a peck?" Colonel asked, really confused.
Ed struggled "You tell me." Edward pushed mustang into the counter, and gave him a little taste. Roy kissed back without any hesitance.
At that moment, John, The new medical alchemist walked in. He was about, 20? He had butter-scotch hair that lay over his face. John had no clue about the whole RoyxEd thing, and this was a very inconvenient and awkward way to find out.
He stood right in front of the door and watched as Ed jumped away from Mustang and both of their faces went completely Red.
Ed hid his face with his hair. Roy gave John a smirk " It's not what you think sir, Please carry on along your day as nothing happened."
John nodded but on the inside, he was freaking out. "But, fuher told us at the meeting today." He said
Roy grabbed his gloves off the counter. "It was Nothing." He said, walking calmly out the door.
Ed stomped out after Roy, and avoided all Eye contact with john.
He clenched his hands into fist.
This is the last thing he needed after a great Moring. John had just turned it to shit.
Into the flames chapter 7
Riza came into Roy's office after getting permission.
"Colonel, sir?"
Roy looked up from his papers. Today, he was really regretting fucking around with Edward last week he had work he needed to get done, and he didn't have time for conversation. With a heavy sighed he looked at Riza.; "Yes, Hawkeye? If you wouldn't mind making it quick, I need to return to my work." He said
Riza nodded. "Sir, The fuher is here, he want to see you and Edward."
Roy kept his cool composure. He knew what this was about, and he freaked on the inside.
He stood up.
"Full Metal is waiting out here for you." Riza pointed.
Mustang walked silently out the door, riza also left.
"Sir," She sighed. "Try not to get into too much trouble." She said to Roy.
Roy forced a smile and nodded her goodbye.
Ed shot Roy a dirty look. "We're fucked. It's your entire fault too." Ed said accusingly.
Roy shook off the pain of being punched in the arm by the blonde.
"Exactly how is this MY fault?"
"If you hadn't gone around chasing my ass, and making me Bi, then maybe I would have been at the library, getting work done. You're a fucking jackass."
Roy sighed. "Now that wouldn't be any fun."
Edward picked up his speed as he stomped to the fuher's office.
"You're fucking unbelievable."
Ed gathered him self together and took a deep breathe before He stepped into King Bradley's office. 'This is humiliating' he thought.
King Bradley gave them a crooked smile, and spoke in his raspy voice. He had a undertone of a southern accent. "Please come in," he folded his hands and narrowed his eyes. "Sit."
They sat down. Roy felt very uncomfortable. At any moment his carrier could come to a screeching halt, and he could find his ass on the curb.
Edward shut the door behind him. A woman stood behind Bradley. Her hair was a autumn brown, and it was draped over her left shoulder. She wore a purple suit and had a green button-down underneath. She had a gentle and caring face, but something felt off about it. As gentle and sweet it may be, it looked Empty, like her emotions were forced or fake.
Fuher turned to his secretary. "a moment of privacy, Please?" he asked calmly.
She nodded. "Thank you, it is appreciated." He finished
When the woman had left the room, King Bradley turned to the males.
"What I see here is two brilliant men, Two powerful alchemist."
Ed gave a small smirk, and Roy pushed his lips in a fine line. 'Why is Ed so dumb?' he asked himself. Mustang knew were Bradley was going with this, it was barely a complement.
Fuher continued, "What I also see are two disgusting homosexuals."
Ed's smirk quickly vanished. Roy frowned. "I am not…" No, he stopped. "It was not my fault sir. I was just drying my hands." Roy said, trying not to yell. He would never get a higher ranking if he disrespected the fuher.
Ed could see Roy tensing up. This was bad. Ed watched as everything Roy had worked so hard for being pulled out from under him. With Al's body back, Edward had no reall reason to stay in the military Except for Roy. He would See roy other times. He made a desperate decision.
"King Bradley, Sir. It's not. Colonel is completely straight," Ed said calmly. 'psh, straight? my ass.' Ed thought to himself.
"I am Bi-sexual. I came on to Colonel Roy Mustang In the bathroom, and forced myself onto him."
Fuher nodded. "That's what I thought," He sighed. "Edward, Your state alchemist license, please?" He held his hand out.
Edward gritted his teeth. He really hopped this was worth it. He reached into to his pocket and pulled the plastic card out of his wallet, he set it in Bradley's palm.
Fuher took it and lowered his head. "It's a shame, loosing such a valued alchemist.
Roy Looked at Ed in disbelief. "You are both dismissed, Edward, please pack your things and Leave. I don't want filthy gays making a mess of my military."
Edward stormed back to mustang's office and grabbed his books, and his jacket. Roy ran in not late after. "Why would you do something like that, Ed?"
Ed looked up, still a bit flustered. " I don't need the military anymore, I got Al back, That's all I wanted in the first place. You've been working at this longer than I have, you can't just throw that away. You stay, and you get this figured out. The humacoli shouldn't bother you anymore; they're after me….."Edward sighed. "I'll see you around Mustang." And walked out the door.
Chapter 8 into the flames
Ed lay in his bed, face down into the pillow. "What the hell did I just get my self into?" Ed said down into the fluff.
"Brother?" Al quietly knocked on the door. "May I come in?"
Ed sat up. "Go ahead."
Al sat at the corner of the bed. "Ed, you've been sulking up here for hours, Did Something happen today at work?"
Ed covered his eyes with his metal hand, and shook his head. "Alphonse, that's the thing.
There isn't any 'work' for me anymore."
"What?" Al said quietly, but still panicked.
"Al, I was fired."
"Brother! What'd you do this time?"
Ed sighed. "I guess it's time for the truth to come out. It was going to eventually,"
Ed sat all the way up and took a deep breathe. Looking straight into Al's eyes, "Alphonse, I know I should have told you, but I'm," He gathered his strength. "I'm Bi-sexual. The fuher doesn't want our type spoiling his 'perfect' military"
Al shook his head. "Why would you hide something like that from me?"
Ed looked down at the blanket. "I thought, I thought you'd dis-own me, that you would be disgusted."
Alphonse took Edward's hand "Edward Elric! You stop that now!"
Ed was alarmed to hear his brother say his full name
"Ed! With dad away and mom…gone, you're the only thing I have left! WHY would I push you away? I love you, brother. We've been so much."
Ed shook Al's hand away. "That's why I didn't tell you. YOU'VE been through TOO much lately. I didn't want to add another thing to your already full plate."
Alphonse kissed Edward's forehead. "Still, I would have much rather have known."
Al gave Ed a hug. "Are you hungry, ni-san?"
Ed's stomach rumbled. –obviously he was hungry.
Alphonse gave a small giggle.
"I made chicken, and used Gracia's recipe for apple pie."
Ed smiled. "Why? Isn't that only for special occasions?" Ed continued "Getting fired isn't exactly a 'great' occasion."
Al gave a sweet smile, "Ed, I'm not stupid. I could tell you were feeling down the minute you walked in the door. I made it in hopes of cheering you up."
Alphonse always cooked. Sure! Ed could cook…..if you wanted food poisoning.
Ed's job was to bring home a paycheck, and keep the house clean. With Alphonse being a little neat freak, Ed usually only had to bring home money to live on.
Dinner was amazing. Edward ate half of the apple pie himself.
"Wow, Ed, Hungry?" Al giggled
"Shuddup, I eat when I'm depressed."
Edward took a shower that night.
Just as he got out the bathroom,
His phone rang.
Still drenched, and with a towel around his hips, Ed scrambled to get the phone. He snagged his toe on the rug, and fell. Putting back on the towel, Ed patted his bedside table, grabbing for the phone.
"Ugh, Hello?" He grunted.
"Hey…" Roy said.
"Roy, Look, I don't need your thanks or apology. When the military needs help covering their asses from those freaky immortals, they better not come knocking."
"Ed, that's not what I called for."
Edward was a bit surprised. "then what is it?"
Roy held the phone away from his face and stared at it. He wanted so badly to knock ed off of his self-made pedestal.
"Look, I thought for a while on this, I know It's crazy, but listen. I think I have a way to get you back into the military…."
Ed gritted his teeth so loud you could hear them over the phone "what your fucking-ridiculous plan this time?"
"Ed, you'll need to re-take the exam, and get back in."
"Why would that work? You jackass."
"The reason it would work, is because, this time, you'll be taking the exam as a girl…"
Edward lost grip of his towel. He stood naked, ranting. "WHAT!"
"Edward. It may be the only way. We'll put your hair in pigtails; you'll wear a miniskirt, and a choker."
"Psh nice try, what about my auto mail?"
"You'll wear white stockings, and Lolita-mary jane's, as for your arm, You'll wear a white, collared, button down."
"Tcht, Who's benefit is this for? My alchemy or your sexual thrills? Anyways, Girls have boobs."
"Hey!...Both. And You'll have to stuff. I have something that will work."
"It's bad enough that I'm actually considering this Roy. Wouldn't you think that it'd be hard to fight in high heels?"
"You're considering?..." Roy smiled " alright, how bout this. The Heels 'round me, flat brown boots when you're fighting."
"Why the Hell do I wear high heels?"
Roy sighed. " Ed, If you want to fool the military, You'll also need to have a height difference…. No offense."
"none taken. Pervy shit head. No offense." Ed snickered
" Wait a few weeks, Ed, you don't want to re-enter the military too soon after you got kicked out, They'll be suspicions."
"No, duh!"
Roy grinned a bit "And if I date you then, there won't be a problem."
"If they find out, they'll be a huge problem."
"Then We make sure they don't."
Edward sighed. "This is crazy, but I'll sleep on it. I gotta go get dressed" He hung up the phone.
Chapter 9 Into the Flames
"Mustang you're a jackass," Ed sung, almost like a commercial jingle "And this will never WORK." Ed held down the bottom of the skirt
"Quiet, I need to think." Roy shook his head
Edward ignored Roy's request. "Dude, I'm wearing shorts under this for when I fight."
Roy nodded the sort of waved Edward to go sit down.
"Full Metal," Roy sighed "shut up."
Ed smiled deviously. "Well, well. Colonel's trying to make me shut up! Tcht, what nerve, Roy. I'm the one who's posing as a girl to fuck around with the military."
'Fuck around with the military' the sentence jarred around in Roy's head,
"Don't you mean fuck 'off' the military." He grinned
A deep shade of red flickered over Ed's face
"I say what I mean, Mustang." He gritted his teeth
Roy just shrugged. "Just a thought."
Riza knocked on the door, "sir, I'm back with the coffee…"
Roy nodded "Come in Hawkeye."
It was too early in the morning for Edward to care if riza saw him like this, Ed just slouched, and slowly sank into the overstuffed leather couch.
"Mustang, you should Really clean up in here, How do you expect to be fuher with such poor organizational skills?" Riza said with a frown, handing Ed and Roy their coffee.
Ed let out a bellowing laugh "ha! You should see it BEFORE he cleans it up!"
Roy turned a shot Ed a dirty look " you little shit."
Edward shrugged, "Hey, you're the perv who has me in a playboy bunny schoolgirl uniform, so who's REALLY the shit here, Mustang?"
Riza sighed; Honestly, She thought the whole idea was a bit absurd.
She got no thrill seeing Edward in a skirt. It was even more awkward when Edward ate in the outfit…. Food would be all over his face, he rarely even bothered using silverware.
"Do you men actually think this will work?"
Roy shrug " Something has to work, we might as well try this, and see if we're fucked…"
Riza knew Roy cursed, a lot. He just didn't do it in front of the higher up's.
'Fucked? Thcht, You'll be lucky if you get a goodnight kiss.' Ed thought.
Roy turned around from the kitchen, "Edward, Why the hell are you snickering?"
Edward brushed the crumbs off of his pleated skirt, He should have taken it easy on that muffin, Better yet, THOSE muffins.
Hell, Roy's a pain in the ass, but he knows where to get some great blueberry muffins….
As Roy walked by with the Dish of muffins, Ed tried to reach out for one.
Roy smacked his hand as he walked over to the recliner
"Riza, would you like one?" He asked
Riza looked Mustang, Confused "I'm sorry, I keep up appearances at work, my bad,"
He sighed. "Would you like a muffin, Lieutenant Hawkeye?" He said, pulling the lid off the dish.
"That's alright mustang, you can speak to me as you wish, and this is your estate, after all. Oh. Yes, please. Those look great."
Roy smiled. "I made them my self."
'no you didn't, I saw you take these out of the package this morning, you little ass.' Ed thought.
"Liar." Edward said under his breath, playing with his pigtails.
Roy seriously couldn't put Edward's hair in pigtails to save his life, seriously. They were REALLY un-even, but Edward let Roy put his hair up, because it made Mustang happy. The fact That Roy was driving him crazy about it didn't help either.
Riza looked at Edward, now that she had sat down right across from him in mustang's front room. Edward blushed, noticing that Riza was staring. Riza looked up at Roy, A bit worried
"Colonel Mustang, Isn't this a bit much?" She asked, sipping at her coffee
Roy threw the Muffin rapper into the kitchen, completely missing the trash can.
"FAIL" Ed smiled as he turned to Mustang.
Mustang's eyes sharpened into a glare, and his lips pressed into a thin line.
Ed got the clue; he had always been quick to learn.
Mustang looked back over at Riza, with a charming smile. He gathered his thoughts, and in a calm voice said, "Look Riza, I'll Agree, It's a bit far-fetched. You need to understand this is a last resort. You should have heard the things the fuher said to Ed,"
Roy walked back from the kitten, after picking up the wrapper and throwing it away.
He placed his hand on Edward's shoulder and gave a small squeeze before grabbing his coffee off the end-table and continuing. "It's just an option that could work. Without military privileges, Edward will NOT fight those weird immortal people thingies…"
Roy threw his arms around in the last sentence.
"humocoli" Edward added.
Roy turned to Ed and pointed over his shoulder to the cross-dresser. "Yeah, what he said." Hawkeye held back a laugh; it was nice to see Roy so loose, and being himself. It was a breath of fresh after all those days at work seeing him in that serious and professional mask. She liked the real Roy a lot more….
" Half the time," Roy said "If we didn't have Edward to cover our ass, we'd be screwed."
Ed looked up "Mustang, You're screwed either way." Ed said flatly, but with a certain spark in his eye. Riza Tried to ignore that comment. She knew everything about Roy. The fact that he's had anger and drinking issues, that his mother was abusive, that his father was a cheater, And now, she knew Roy was sleeping with the blond.
In some ways, Riza felt more like Roy's caretaker than a colleague…
Roy blushed. "really full metal? That wasn't necessary." He said shaking his head
Edward shrugged. "Cheered me up, And I'ma need a lot cheering up if I gotta cross-dress in public," he sighed " you don't want me putting a bullet through my head."
Riza coved the pouch on her belt were she kept her gun, 'good, it's closed.' She thought, feeling a strange bit of relief.
Roy looked down at Hawkeye to see that the pouch had an object in it. "Riza," he sighed
"it's not even a work day, it's a sunny day in central." He took a sip of the coffee,
"Please explain why you're carrying that around."
Riza sighed, and shook her head. "I am a woman living alone in central; I keep it around for my own protection. But, honestly sir. I don't think that's any of your business."
Edward held back a laugh, but he couldn't help smiling. He was really liking this new riza, sure Mustang Hated it (only cause the bastard loves being in control) but Ed saw this as a great way to spend a Saturday morning. 'Hey, breakfast and a show and all for free?' he thought to himself. 'Hell, I'm spending my weekends here from now on.'
He nodded, "This is lots of fun colonel."
Roy snapped around to face Ed, and it was apparent he was embarrassed,
Not only the fact that Ed was mocking him made Roy a bit flustered, but also the fact that Edward had said the same thing in bed on Wednesday.
Riza gave a smile, "Roy, I hope you guys don't do something you're gonna regret by this," She sat her coffee down on the side-table and shook Roy's hand. "I need to go run some errands, but call me If you need anything." She opened the door, and turned back one last time. "good day, gentlemen."
"Bye riza!" Ed called from the coutch.
"Good day, Lieutenant." Roy waved, and shutting the door, when Riza was so far, you couldn't see among the crowded sidewalks of central.
Roy turned to Ed, wanting to yell, but instead threw Riza's paper coffee cup away, and then sat down across from Edward.
"Ohohohohohoho," Edward said "Dude, you totally got your ass Reamed by Hawkeye."
Roy took a deep breathe before speaking. 'No I better not.' He corrected himself mentally.
"Change into your 'boy' clothes, we're going to lunch." Roy said, getting up.
Ed turned in the couch, his ass in the air. He put his hands on the top of the couch back.
"I, Wanted to go in the skirt, to See if I really could fool any one in public, before trying it with the military.
"suit yourself, Full Metal. Just please don't beg like that, you look like a puppy."
Roy said, Bending his neck, making it give a small snapping noise as he walked up the stairs.
Chapter 10 into the flames
Warnings or side notes: Hai guys… I'm losing my F-ing mind.
I'm amazed this hasn't turned into something completely brain dead(thcht, kind of already has, Ed's cross dressing at this point, that's just a bit brain dead, don't you think?) . I really want to thank the people who read this, and Want to give a big thanks and Good hug to okiraka-Senpai on deviant art, She's really sweet, and has supported my fan fiction all along. I really Hope I don't disappoint you! Thank all of you reading!
Roy tossed the Mary janes at Edward.
"Here, these should fit, I asked Alphonse what shoes size you were….
You have no idea how hard it is to find girl's shoes that big."
Ed grunted. "Stop there," Ed shoved his feet into the glossy black shoes, the stockings weren't fairing well against the auto mail
"Two thoughts before we leave, no… three. First, where the hell did you get all of this stuff?"
Roy shook his head. "I don't enjoy discussing my drunken Halloweens…If you don't mind."
Ed ignored that, he really didn't want to know. "Okay…second question being,
Don't you think this shirt is a bit, I don't know, Loose? For a girl?"
Edward pulled at the loose white fabric of the ironed and pressed button down.
"Give me a moment to find what I'm looking for…"Roy sighed, VERY annoyed.
Ed nodded, and waited to ask his last question.
Roy had a bit off trouble getting off his knees, but grabbing Ed's hand, he got up fine.
Edward looked at the small pink box Roy was holding.
"Oh my gosh. Wow. That must have been really embarrassing to buy."
Roy blushed, and quickly looked away. He just put his arm straight out in a 90 degree angle and pointed to the bathroom. With his head to the floor, and trying to get his bangs to cover up his beat red face, flatly he said, " In there. Go put this on in there."
Ed took the box hesitantly…He never thought he'd be in a situation that required fake body parts…. 'PFTHT! Wow, that's a good one, Ed.' Ed laughed as he thought. 'I should write that one down.'
Ed blabbed on to himself in his head, it helped distract him from the fact he was playing the role of a girl. When Edward got into the bathroom, he felt a giant wave of nerves come over him, he had no clue what he was doing. "uhm…?" he said, blankly staring at the box. 'Well you gotta open the damned thing!' he answered himself mentally.
Ed just shredded the box apart, and then looked at the odd object he was holding,
A bra. Yeah, he'd seen Winry's bra's in the hamper when he stayed there for surgery or a tune up, but the thought of wearing one himself never came across his mind.
He Studied it for a while and with a deep, nervous breathe, finally worked up the nerve. "Alright, looks easy enough, uhm."
Edward struggled the first few times, but managed to get it on right. (lol, and to think that girls do it in 5 seconds on a daily bases. Poor Ed)
Ed pulled his shirt over the bra, and left the ripped and torn box in the bathroom.
After taking a deep breath, Ed unlocked the door, and stepped back into Roy's bed room.
He hadn't even got a chance to look in the mirror, and quite frankly, he was a bit afraid to.
With a sheepish laugh, Ed cleared his voice, to catch Roy's attention.
"heh, Uhm, how….how do I look?" Ed said, feeling ridiculous, yet slightly amused, it wasn't every day he got to dress up like a girl…'shit' he thought. 'Wait till Al finds out.' Ed gave a nervous forced giggle.
Roy looked up from his bed; he had a small palm-sized box in his hands.
A shade of pink took over his cheeks. "you, make a really, a really cute girl…"
Roy pulled at his collar; it was getting really warm in the room.
Ed cupped his new assets with his hands. "ha. The Bra-that-doesn't-support-your-breast-but-instead-makes-you-look-like-you-have-them-when-you-really-don't helped a bit, but this oversized shirt doesn't really do much for me. I feel really shotta in it." He sighed
"come here." Roy said, opening the small box in his hands. "just turn around."
Roy pinned the shirt together tight, in a corset fashion, Criss-crossing the safety pins. (not too tight, because it would show Edward's abs, and usually girl's aren't that ripped.)
"We'll go to Hottopic later, they'll probably have a corset-lolita long sleeve shirt, or something. Maybe just something that's just like this, but the seaming so that it's tighter. I really like the length and style of this though."
Ed gave an awkward smile. " oh… o..okay."
He felt odd, but it was a playful kind of odd. Like, starving- for- attention, going- out- of my- way- just- a -bit, so -you'll- notice playfully odd.
"you're voice will pass for a girl, you just need to act a bit sweeter, and PLEASE keep your temper under control…ok? That's all I ask."
Ed grunted, and then, with a sigh, he took a shot. He giggled quietly while blushing, and batting his Eyelashes.
"ohhohoho, Ed. you're good…."
Ed smiled, and put his hands on his hips. "I know….Oh! Colonel Mustang, Would you please do my makeup for me sweetheart?"
Roy had to admit, Edward put on a great show. "I guess…" Roy had help one of his girlfriend's put blush and marcara on, But that's all Roy knew.
Roy did Edward's makeup pretty good. It felt kind of wrong though, it was like Ed was his own life size doll. Roy drooled over the idea.
"Go ahead, look in the mirrior, change any thing you don't like," Roy said. "I'll wait for you downstairs."
Edward nodded. This was strangely fun to him…
Ed looked in the mirror, "Wow, I look like some Japanese-punk-pop-schoolgirl."
Ed titled his head, put his palms on the egde of the conter, and stared at himself in the mirror. " somethings wrong.." Ed unbuttoned his shirt down until he came to the top of the bra, he didn't want people to know they were fake. "That's better."
Edward shuffled through Roy's bathroom cabinet until he found lip-gloss.
It was sopposed to be a gift for one of Roy's Ex-girlfriends', but he never given it to her.
The muted hot Pink tone looked nice on Ed too.
Ed kinda pranced down the stairs,
He hooked his arm with Roy's and pressed himself close to Roy.
This was role playing at it's finest. Edward re-arranged his bra, and with a devious grin, he looked at Roy. "Let's fucking do this."
Roy was really amused, his lover, was excited about cross-dressing, and only to lunch. Roy still was a bit confused on what made Ed tick. 'Maybe the challenge of passing as a girl?' Roy thought.
Chapter 11 into the flames
Roy grabbed Ed's hand.
Ed took it with a blush, and started swinging it.
This was kinda fun, no one had noticed yet, "let's see how log I can keep it up' Ed thought.
Roy wrapped his free arm around Ed's hip, And pulled Edward closer to him, this is how He'd hold his ex. Only, this time, something was there, with Edward, It was a burning a passion, a never-ending longing. *on pun intended
Ed winced a bit; he was starting to freak out, as they ended the crowded street.
Roy cloud fell Ed tensing up, Ed didn't even have to peak, and he knew.
"Ed, my love, breathe." Roy said, rubbing Ed's back. This helped a bit.
Ed looked up and forced a smile. "This is scarier than the fucking exam…" Ed bit his lip.
Roy pulled Ed forward.
Roy saw the flowers down the street, Edward would have to get used to getting those.
-Why not start now?
Roy walked into the store.
Edward refused, and stayed outside.
"suit yourself" Roy said.
He looked around a bit for something he could put in Edward's hair.
A lone red rose stood out at him from the corner,
Sure it was very cliché , but roses reminded Roy of Ed.
Roy walked over to the counter, "Good Moring ma'm,' He smiled.
The 20 year old girl blushed.
She leaned over the counter, "Now, what can I do for a gentleman like you?"
Roy shook her off mentally; He was dating Edward for crying out loud. "A single red rose, the one it the corner." He pointed
She smiled and retreated to get the flower, when she came back, Roy had his wallet out.
"Who's it for?" she asked
Rou smiled, and a fait blush came over him. "A Very close friend" He said handing Her the money.
"Oh," she replied.
"Maybe we can get together some time.' She winked.
Edward walked in, very put together, considering the circumstances.
"Hey Roy." Ed half smiled.
Roy turned to the counter, and shook his head. "I'm sorry, But I have someone." Roy smiled, cutting some of the stem off, and pushing it into Edward's hair. He bent over a bit, and kissed Ed's forehead.
"Thank you, thought, I'm flatted." Roy said flat, and unconcerned. Edward looked so damn cute right now.
Ed glanced over to the little bitch at the counter, but He kept it together. "Hi! " He smiled, "I'm Skie (sky)" Ed reach out his hand a shook the girl's hand.
"I'm Roy's girlfriend."
The girl's face went red. "OH! I didn't know! You're very pretty, Roy's lucky!"
Ed ignored the empty complement; He interlaced his fingers with Roy's and pulled him out the door. He Kissed Roy outside, Hard. Very passionately. He made sure that the whore at the counter saw. He wiped his lips, and then put on more lip-gloss as he waved.
"Bye!" He scowled.
Roy laughed a bit, "Edwa, no, Skie, You're really protective."
Skie looked at Roy in desperation "She was totally coming on to you!" He sighed, and cleared his mind.
Roy shook his head. "I REALLY like your new girly self-proclaimed name, Very exotic…"
Ed squeezed Roy's hand twice, shortly. "I thought you liked Exotic."
Roy grinned " I REALLY do."
Throughout the day, the complements kept coming.
Everyone thought Ed , no, Skie Was adorable.
Ed was starving for the attention, He'd been deprived for so long.
Roy loved sein Edward enjoy himself.'Holy shit, this is going to work.'
They both thought.
The sun settled.
Down the street, and clearly wasted man barged out of the bar.
"Hey, there Sexy *hic Thing." He wobbled "Nice ASSSS!" he yelled.
Edward turnded around with a snarl.
'No respect.' Edward thought.
Roy looked at Ed, very concerned. "Skie, it's not worth your time."
Ed yelled "You're a f!"
Roy stole Edward's lips, He had to get Ed to quiet down.
If he yelled, it would be it obvious she wasn't a girl.
Ed kissed back,' -Forget it.' He'd much rather feel, kiss and touch Roy than Rant to a drunken pedophile.
Chapter 11:
The next few weeks passed slowly.
Near the end of week 3, Edward and al ran a bit low on money.
Roy felt really guilty (duh, kinda his fault) and helped them pay their rent.
"Roy," Edward said, looking down at the money "no."
Edward, if you don't take the money, then you're going to get kicked out."
"I'll find a way!"
Roy shook his head, stepping out into the street. "You're too prideful."
Ed bit his lip "I have enough pride to cross-dress!"
And slammed the door.
'Thank god alphonse isn't home." Ed thought "He would have heard, and he would have pushed that money right back at Roy.'
It was too early for this crap. Ed stumbled over to the kitten, were he stood and stared at the coffee machine.
"What the hell?" he hit the thing, it wouldn't open.
"I guess I'm going out for coffee."
Edward Really didn't want to go out as 'ed' everyone knew about him and Roy, and he got Dirty looks when he went to the super market earlier this week.
He shuffled through the backpack in his closet. After he got what he needed, He threw the backpack back into the closet. "I can't always be skie."
He sighed
"I need to own up."
He walked into the coffee shop with his clunky heels. The only looks he was getting were "who's The new girl?' Edward still felt uncomfortable Going out or dressing as skie. It was worse now as Roy wasn't here to calm him down.
'She' walked up to the counter, and ordered.
The guy behind the counter was around his age, and looked like 'freggin nick Jonas.
"Hey, I haven't seen you in here before, are you new to these parts?"
Edward nodded. 'fuck I've been in here a million times as Ed, and you've hated me. Now that I have boobs you decide to hit on me? What a low-life.' He thought
"yes, I maybe new to these parts, But I already have a boyfriend." He blushed "a colonel in the military."
James (that's his name) shook his head, "That's sad, Roy's a little fuck-face, he already moved on from Edward?"
'She' gritted her teeth "Roy is an Amazing man, and would never do that!"
The words stung as he spoke them, even if he was trying to be girly, he had to try harder when he yelled.
James shrugged, "He's an ass" and as he turned around, He felt a hard yank on his hair.
He screeched from the pain, Edward dragged James out from behind the counter.
'What a fuck.' Skie thought. 'All I wanted to do was get some coffee, and this ass has to talk like that about Roy.'
James stared kicking at Ed.
Ed threw him to the floor.
James looked up at Ed, still flirting,-what an idiot "Playing hard to get? Look, I don't fight with girls."
Edward grinned "just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I have to fight like one!"
Skie kicked the floor, not wanting to make a bigger scene; He already knew Roy was going to kill him for this alone.
James pulled out a knife and sliced Ed's leg, deep enough for stitches. "What a little ass, Roy bought these for me!" 'She' gasped. She fell to the floor in pain, 'why couldn't you have cut my prosthetic?' Ed thought
'she' clapped her hands, and chained James's hands behind his back.
Edward grabbed the wound. "YOU DON'T CUT GIRLS!"
Just then, two police men walked in, and took James. Someone at the coffee shop had called. Edward had started it, kind of, but he didn't cause any permeate harm to James.
James had just sliced him open! The paramedics bandaged Ed's cut. They said it wasn't deep enough for stitches, and that the bleeding had stopped, but she should still get it checked by a doctor.
A bigger police man, looked more like he was from the military, helped skie up, and led him outside. "There's someone we want you to meet." He said.
A car waited outside. Edward knew that car. It was the same one that drove away the day of Roy's meeting. It was the Fuher.
The man stepped out of the car, and shook skie's hand, Ed made sure Bradley shook his flesh hand, so he wouldn't get suspicious.
Edward's heart started to race. 'Shit' he thought
He led Edward to a table, so he could get off the wounded leg.
"Hello, I'm king Bradley, leader of the military."
He said politely.
Edward smiled, "I'm skie Thompson."
Fuher returned his smile. "You're fighting today was very skillful, Even after you were cut."
Skie's eyes widened.
"Are you an alchemist?" Bradley Asked
Skie nodded.
"How would you like to join the military?"
'She' tilted her head slightly "that'd be great."
"I'd like you to take an exam; your chances are very high."
The fuher handed Skie a slip of paper with the time, date, and location, and then walked out the door.
Skie flowed as quickly as she could, and thanked the man.
After fuher had left, Edward took a cab home to call Roy.
"Roy! Roy Roy Roy Roy Roy!" Ed giggled as Roy answered the phone.
"Holly shit, Ed, take it Easy, jeeze. What?"
Edward explained the day's events.
"Edward, don't go and get into trouble as skie, try to keep a clean record. I'm not quite sure what Bradley's up to. Take the Exam, but tread lightly."
Ed laughed "Come over! We can celebrate!"
Roy paused. "I'm really sorry Edward, I Can't, I have a shit load of work."
"What the fuck ever, but your ass is mine when I'm back in the military." Ed laughed as he slammed the phone.
