AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This story is also a birthday present for my friend Anthony! I'm just letting YOU guys read it.... This story has a lot of cussing so it's PG-13. This is sort of a joke story...so you might not get it at first.... Anyway, I hope you all like it. R & R...^-^
Disclaimer- I do NOT own Dragonball Z!
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
Chibi Gohan walked around in his room being bored. He decided to go in the kitchen and grab a snack to pass time away.
When he did, his mother, Chi Chi was already making dinner. While she was cutting the celery for the soup, the knife slipped and she cut her finger.
"Son-of-a-bitch! "She yelled, sucking on her index finger.
"Mom, what does that mean? "Gohan asked curiously.
Chi Chi looked at him startled at the fact that he was even in the room with her.
"Oh uh...It's the name for a female dog! "She replied as she went to the bathroom to find a Band-Aid.
"Okay! "Gohan said, and he took a piece of celery and walked off.
Gohan walked outside and saw Yamcha and Goku talking.
"I mean, what the hell! "Yamcha said, while Goku just shrugged his shoulders.
"Hey, what does 'hell' mean? "Gohan asked as he stepped up to them.
"Uh..." Yamcha said as he realised that Gohan was there.
"Um...It's a 'bad place'! " Goku said nervously.
"Oh, okay! "Gohan said running off.
Later that night, Goku, Chi Chi, and Gohan were eating dinner and their food was really hot. Chi Chi ate a piece of chicken and it burned her tongue.
"Damn! "She screamed as she spit out the chicken.
"What's that mean, mom? "Gohan asked innocently.
"Uh...It's something bad! "She answered quickly. "Now eat your food! And be careful, it's hot! "She added as she carefully finished her meal.
"Okay! "He said, and he wolfed down his dinner and ran to his room.
The next day, Gohan saw Bulma walking up to his house.
"Fuck! "She yelled out as she tripped and fell.
"Hey Bulma, what's that mean? "Gohan asked as he ran up to her.
"Oh...It's something you do to or with someone or something! "She answered him.
"Okay! "Gohan said running off.
As he was walking to the store, he saw a dog biting on the dogcatcher's leg. The dogcatcher kicked the dog off of him, picked her up, and threw her in the back off the truck and drove off.
"Interesting! "He thought as he watched the truck disappear in the traffic. When he came back from the store, it was lunchtime. Chi Chi and Bulma were arguing over something, and Goku and Gohan were eating ham-cheese-and-ham sandwiches.
"So Gohan, how was your day? "Goku asked while taking a swig of soda. "It was fun! Until I say this damn guy kick a bitch, which was fucking his leg, pick her up, throw her in the truck, and drive her to hell! "Gohan said. Then he finished his soda and ran to his room.
Author's note: What did you think? Did you like it? Was it funny? Did you even understand it? If not re-read it...you could of missed something! Thanks for reading!
This story is also a birthday present for my friend Anthony! I'm just letting YOU guys read it.... This story has a lot of cussing so it's PG-13. This is sort of a joke story...so you might not get it at first.... Anyway, I hope you all like it. R & R...^-^
Disclaimer- I do NOT own Dragonball Z!
WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
Chibi Gohan walked around in his room being bored. He decided to go in the kitchen and grab a snack to pass time away.
When he did, his mother, Chi Chi was already making dinner. While she was cutting the celery for the soup, the knife slipped and she cut her finger.
"Son-of-a-bitch! "She yelled, sucking on her index finger.
"Mom, what does that mean? "Gohan asked curiously.
Chi Chi looked at him startled at the fact that he was even in the room with her.
"Oh uh...It's the name for a female dog! "She replied as she went to the bathroom to find a Band-Aid.
"Okay! "Gohan said, and he took a piece of celery and walked off.
Gohan walked outside and saw Yamcha and Goku talking.
"I mean, what the hell! "Yamcha said, while Goku just shrugged his shoulders.
"Hey, what does 'hell' mean? "Gohan asked as he stepped up to them.
"Uh..." Yamcha said as he realised that Gohan was there.
"Um...It's a 'bad place'! " Goku said nervously.
"Oh, okay! "Gohan said running off.
Later that night, Goku, Chi Chi, and Gohan were eating dinner and their food was really hot. Chi Chi ate a piece of chicken and it burned her tongue.
"Damn! "She screamed as she spit out the chicken.
"What's that mean, mom? "Gohan asked innocently.
"Uh...It's something bad! "She answered quickly. "Now eat your food! And be careful, it's hot! "She added as she carefully finished her meal.
"Okay! "He said, and he wolfed down his dinner and ran to his room.
The next day, Gohan saw Bulma walking up to his house.
"Fuck! "She yelled out as she tripped and fell.
"Hey Bulma, what's that mean? "Gohan asked as he ran up to her.
"Oh...It's something you do to or with someone or something! "She answered him.
"Okay! "Gohan said running off.
As he was walking to the store, he saw a dog biting on the dogcatcher's leg. The dogcatcher kicked the dog off of him, picked her up, and threw her in the back off the truck and drove off.
"Interesting! "He thought as he watched the truck disappear in the traffic. When he came back from the store, it was lunchtime. Chi Chi and Bulma were arguing over something, and Goku and Gohan were eating ham-cheese-and-ham sandwiches.
"So Gohan, how was your day? "Goku asked while taking a swig of soda. "It was fun! Until I say this damn guy kick a bitch, which was fucking his leg, pick her up, throw her in the truck, and drive her to hell! "Gohan said. Then he finished his soda and ran to his room.
Author's note: What did you think? Did you like it? Was it funny? Did you even understand it? If not re-read it...you could of missed something! Thanks for reading!
