It was a sleepy day in new york as Tamorin cena fidgited with her old rusty toaster. She had been complaining about it screaming her brothers ear off asking him to get her a new one. John Cena mostly covered his ears and sang a wacky song ignoring the tall woman and waiting for his boyfriend Timmy to get off of work so they could chill at another place. Tammy pulled her black jacket on and strode over to her lazy brother on the armchair

"John i am heading out gotta get somthing from the shopping mart, wanna come?" John glanced up and shook his head, he knew she was upset and dared not to deal with her.

"Naw...i'm cool" and plopped his head back down on the seat.

"OOOOOkay i see, alright later." She passed the door slamming it hard behind her. John flinched at the noise and sat up

"That lady." He shook his head and stood grabbing a sweater nearby it turned out to be his which was good. He stepped out the door locking it and took a few steps forward before he was pushed forth by a loud and hot force behind him. He turned and his jaw dropped traces of his house floating past him

"SHIT SHIT NO NO NO!" He ran to the house trying to put things back together with no succes. He then remembered he had left his cell inside and began screaming. "HOW DID THIS HAPPENED!" That when a little catchy tune began playing in his pocket " Oh the cell" he grinned and pulled it out. On it was a text the read. "we have somthing u might want so i suggest u get that weird sister of urs a damn toaster or u we'll see what we do".

John then glanced up and put his fist to his hips making a super hero stance "I WILL DO THIS FOR TAMMY!" He zoomed off with Edge walking behind him

"What was all that about" Edge glided over to the front of the house with eyes closed singing. "OOOH REY-REY MY LOV..." He was cut short when he noticed the house "OMG WHAT THE HELL!" He tugged at his hair pulling his cell out of his jacket and giving Rey a call.

MEANWHILE WITH JOHN CENA

John ran down the streets to where a few seconds ago the cell phone text told him to head. He stood infront of a abandoned bus in which the text told him and took a few steps in before falling through the rusty floor, there he found a little note reading. " LOOK UP WE KNOW U HATE BATS! The frightened man glanced up come face to face with his worst nighmare...a 3 inch bat. "OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM ME U LITTLE FREAK." He reached for the closest weapon a plastic bag, he pulled at it and pushed it towards the bat. " GET THE HELL AWAY U LITTLE UGLY THINGIE!" With that the bat flew to him trying to bite his face.

John then ran out the bus while it followed him, thats when he imagined his big sister crying her green eyes out for a new kitchen item...plus he missed the toast. He then stood still while the bat flew around a person he knew The Undertaker,(mark cllaway) whom was trying to shoo it away. Mark glanced at John who was heading towards him with such speed "Oh hey John...what...are..." Thats when John put the plastic bag over his head along with the bat in it. "Its ok Mark you will be fine just let it run out of air!" Everyone was watching the poor Undertaker flounder around in John's grip.

Then John pulled off the bag with a highly upset Mark underneath it " YES ITS DEAD THAT WAS MY FISRT CHALLENGE BYE MARK" Undertaker just rubbed his forehead and sighed

"That man needs major help." Mark smiled at the screaming John running down the street.

END OF CHAPTER 1