Lissa: Ah, Fredrick! Just the guy I'm looking for. What'd you do with that roster of ours?

Frederick: I returned it to Robin, Milady. Why do you ask?

Lissa: Okay. Bye now! Heh Heh *Snort*

Frederick: Er...bye?

Chrom: Heh, I think Lissa is planning to read up on you, Frederick. Revenants aren't the only ones who love to gossip, apparently.

Frederick: Heh, well, as she pleases. I have nothing to...hide... Oh, dear gods, wait. That... Wait, milady! WAAAAAAIT!


Robin: Hmmm…where should I hide this roster? Certainly not in my drawer.

Lissa: ROBIN!

Robin: WAAAAH! Lissa! What's wrong!? ARE THE REVENANTS BACK!?

Lissa: Oh nothing! Heh Hahaha *Snort*

Robin: … You want the roster do you?

Lissa: Ah Robin… straight to the point I see? Don't worry I'm just borrowing it for one day. It couldn't be that bad right *Snort* *Snort*

Robin: NO! As long as I am alive I'm not handing it to anybody! Wait, WHY ARE YOU CARRYING A HAMMER!?

Lissa: Oh this? Nothing really I'm just going to pound you with this until you're knocked out cold if you don't hand that roster over. Now hand it over! I need more comedy!

Robin: Just POUND!? You'll kill me by just hitting me with that! I shouldn't had you to be a War Cleric.

Lissa: So your answer is a no then? A shame really… Don't worry I'll heal you with my recover staff after I read the roster.

Frederick: ROBIN!

Robin: WAAAH! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE SIDING WITH LISSA! YOU HAD THIS BOOK READ ALREADY!

Frederick: The opposite really. I will be holding Milady here. Now run and hide that accursed thing!

Robin: I understand… Thank you!

Lissa: WHAT REALLY FREDERICK!? You're supposed to be my knight in shining armor!

Frederick: I'm afraid not today or any day Milady. As long as you make any attempt of getting that roster. I WILL BE ROBIN'S KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR!

Lissa: HAHAHAHAHA *Snort* You forgot that I'm a War Cleric right? And I'm carrying Hammer over here. Hammers are effective against armored units and you're a GREAT KNIGHT. WHAT'S GREATER THAN HITTING AN ARMORED UNIT WITH A HAMMER! HEH HAHAHAHAHA *Snort* *Snort*

Frederick: UGH! Forgive me Robin, I cannot fight with such a grievous wound. I'm sorry I must withdraw…

Lissa: Okay now unto Robin!


Robin: …Frederick I won't let you're sacrifice be in vain.

Lissa: Ohhhhhhh ROBIN~ come out, come out wherever you are~ HEH HAHAHAHA *Snort*

Robin: Crap! It seems Frederick had fallen.

Lissa: *snort* *snort*

Robin: She really is the girl most likely to snort…

?: Robin what are you doing hiding in the bushes?

Robin: WAAAAAAH! WHAT THE CHROM!?

Lissa: Oh! Robin are you there! Don't worry I'm coming over there right now!

Robin: Chrom! Hide me!

Chrom: Err… Right.

Lissa: I'm sure I heard his voice around here… Ah Chrom! Have you seen Robin?

Chrom: She went over there at the kitchen. Why?

Lissa: Oh nothing! Okay bye!

Chrom: … Lissa's gone, you can come out now.

Robin: Man your sister's crazy…

Chrom: If it's for the sake of comedy, you know what to do with Lissa.

Robin: Yeah, hope she forgets about it soon. Thanks for covering me. See you later.

Chrom: Robin…

Robin: Hmmm?

Chrom: Er…might I check the roster before you go? Just for a moment. It seems there's a mistake about me breaking things I'd like to correct...

Robin: *Siiiigh*