Mc: Hello everyone, this is the 2nd version of the Midget and due to new rules scowl I have to rewrite it so that it's not in script form. So…I hope you enjoy the 'new' Midget. (Especially you Lead-foot alchemist) Oh and some of the characters like Lisa, and Chiyo are from fanfics to come. And now…disclaimer time!

Disclaimer: I don't own the Hobbit, Yugioh, or any other copy written material so no sueiy the author please.

Mc: Now on with the fic!


Moonclaw smiled as she watched Milay screw the last of the light bulbs into the giant sign that hung over her studio. " Ok, done. Turn it on!" the tiny dragon shouted to a white haired girl who stood next to the electric switch. Giving Milay the 'ok, I heard you sign', Stela flipped the switch to ON and turned away as the sign, which read The Hobbit, glowed brightly.

"Oww! I think we over did the lights again." Moonclaw said as she shielded her eyes and turned away only to run face first into a camera.

"Opps, sorry Mc." Apologized a young girl with brown hair that was tied up in pigtails. Moonclaw cradled her throbbing nose, her ear pinned back in irritation as she glared at the girl. "Chiyo…ow, what are you doing with the camera? We only have one of those you know."

Chiyo shuffled her feet. "Well…when I asked Sister what I could do, she said I should make a behind the scenes documentary." Moonclaw grumbled, her nose still smarting, but now she was less angry with the girl. "But she didn't think you should ask me first?"

"She said that she didn't give a rat's behind if you said yes or no and that she would talk to you if you got mad."

Moonclaw slapped her forehead. Yes, of course, Lisa the Rebellious would make this little project of hers more trouble then it was worth, but Mc needed her friend's help with special effects and stuff. Scratching a spot behind her ear, Moonclaw grinned at Chiyo. "Ok, making a documentary might be a good idea." The dragon-girl admitted, "But be careful with the camera, ok"

Chiyo beamed and nodded. "Thanks boss! You're up first!"

Moonclaw blushed and laughed as Chiyo turned the camera towards her. "Aww, come on. You don't want to interview me."

Chiyo nodded. "Come on." She cooed. "Say something." Moonclaw chortled and waved at the camera. "Hello everyone. I'm Moonclaw, the dragon-girl…"

"I'm Milay the dragon." The tiny drake said as he landed on Moonclaw's shoulder.

"And I'm Stela Mist!" exclaimed the said girl as she hopped onto Moonclaw's back, wrapping her arms around her friends neck and giving the peace sign to the camera.

Moonclaw dumped the white-haired girl on the floor and muttered "Fruit-loop" before continuing. "And during the next few weeks, we are going to be filming The Hobbit!"

"Perfect!" Chiyo exclaimed, taking the tape out of the camera. "Ok, I'm going to go set this back up." She said, waving the camera slightly as she wandered into the studio.

"Sooo…boss. Should we start getting the actors together to start the first scene?" Stela asked as she brushed herself off.

"Yeah, I think we should." Agreed Moonclaw with a nod. "Okay then. I'll go and see if the dwarfs and Gandalf are ready yet." Stela said before running off to the back lot where the actor's trailers were set up. "I'll go see if the snack table is…ready." Milay said, fluttering off after Chiyo. "Ok, JUST DON'T EAT ANYTHING! YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE FAT!" Moonclaw called after the dragon, who ignored her, as always.

"Okay, let see…"Moonclaw muttered to herself and looking up, saw Bilbo walking towards her. "Oh, Bilbo…ah, Bilbo?"

Bilbo was indeed walking towards her, then passed her, carrying a travel bag.

"Hey Bilbo! Where are you going?" Moonclaw asked, eyebrows rose in question.

"I'm going out of town for a week or two for holiday." He said as he continued walking towards the street.

"But what about the move?" Moonclaw said panic rising in her voice.

"Oh…well it looks like you're going to have to find a replacement." Bilbo called back, sounding a little sheepish. "Good day." And with that, he hailed a taxi, climbed in, and was off.

Moonclaw blinked, trying to take in what just conspired. Shaking her head, she flipped through a clipboard she had, but looked up when Stela walked up to her, looking nerves. "Hey, what's up?" Moonclaw asked her friend.

Stela shuffled her feet. "Ere…Where's Bilbo?" Moonclaw sighed. "He left on holiday."

Stela got a strange happy look on her face. "So you couldn't convince him to stay either?" Moonclaw looks at her questionably. "Look, the rest of the cast left too, well except for a few goblins and elves that I had to bribe into staying." Stela explained quickly in one breath, looking sadly at her empty purse all the while.

Moonclaw sighed again. "Oh, well. Looks like we're going to have to call in back up. And I know just who to get." She said with a grin and a wink.

Stela gets a gleam in her eyes and grins also, her cheek turning a light pink for some reason. "I think I know too! Can I help bring them?"

Moonclaw laughed and motion for Stela to enter the studio. "Be my guest."

Entering a small room in the back of the studio, Moonclaw and Stela got to work, fiddling with some switched and knobs on the half-dozen or so panels that lined the room. Walking up to the center of the room, where a large metal door stood, Stela entered a series of numbers into a small panel on the edge of the portal.

"Ok, all set!" Stela exclaimed as she pushed a large, red button that was just above the number panel, and stood back as a bright flash of white light emitted from the center of the portal and a large group of people fall from the devise. They landed flat on their faces and the group erupted into a choirs of owes, screams, and in a few instances, curses.

"Hey, where are we?" Asked one spiky, tri-colored hair boy as he squirmed from the middle of the pile. "I hope it's not da virtual world again!" answered another boy, a blonde this time.

A curse erupted from another boy who had white hair. "Will you get off me?" He demanded, crawling out from under the group. Looking around he muttered to himself. "It looks like…"But he stopped short, catching sight of Moonclaw and Stela. "Oh no! It's them!" the white-haired boy, Bakura almost screamed.

Moonclaw grinned evilly while Stela smiled sweetly at the group lying at their feet. "Hi everyone."


Mc: Well, what do you think? Is it better then the first version? Worse? Please review and let me know! And, though I hate flames, if you feel you need to burn someone's hopes and dreams, then please, go ahead. (Smiles sweetly) They will just be ignored. So please R&R!