Silver: written for my brother. If your here I trust you know Asleep? This is in the same first person style as Asleep, but none of the alternate things and such, none of that shit is happening here, I'm just doing the first person style. (Hint: He aka my bro, will appear later on)
Do I look rich to you, good because I'm not, So I don't own Fire Emblem. So if you excuse me while you read... *opens up 3DS and starts to sing* IM FLYING ON A LATIAS AND MY DAD IN GAME IS AN IDIOT AS HE CANT TELL IVE CAUGHT A TON OF LEGENDARY POKEMON ALREADY. WHY IS THIS POKEMON SONG BEING SUNG TO THE LEGAND OF ZELDA THEME IN A FIRE EMBLEM DISCLAIMER? NINTENDOCEPTION.
Well Im falling, thanks to the whistling sound in my ears.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait... Isn't this how some self inserts start out?
SPLASH. Shit, now I'm a main character of a shitty self-insert fic. Or maybe I'm not. IDK.
Wait, SWIM SWIM SWIM! I take deep gulps of air.
I swam to shore quickly as I realize Im not in my usual attire. Im in the attire of a...CAVALIER? Great I am in a self insert. And the cavalier outfit in gray and black so it at least looks cool. Has anything about me changed?
I look in the water, same blue-green eyes, long silver hair pulled into a braid(please no Fire Emblem 10 jokes. I HAVE FLAWS HERE PEOPLE.) , tannish complexion, and same facial shape. Thank Naga.
BUT WHERE DO I FIND A DAMN HORSE? Oh wait...Theres conveniently a gray mare right next to me.
PLOT CONVENIENCE AND PLOT LOGIC AT THE SAME TIME!
Okay search though the bag, vulnerary, small bags of horse feed, fur lined cloak,rocks..to sharpen the lance most likely, probably don't work well, but hey its works, kinda, and Im rambling again.
I ramble a lot, I like rambling...ramble, ramble raaaammmmmmbbbbbblllllllle.
I put the things away more messily than they used to be and climb up on the mare and started to ride her. YAY ME TAKING HORSE RIDING LESSONS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!
Wait...SHIT I NEED TO NAME HER...
This horse is now dubbed Rosetena. Because is a combination of Rose, and Palutena. And Doctor Who and Kid Icarus are both cool.
Oh hey, a generic villager. "Hail Traveler! What brings you here?"
"I am searching for the nearest town of sort. Can you tell me where it is please?" I asked politely.
"Yes, Southtown is just up the way. The inn is near the church," Generic villager guy said.
"Thank you," I said as I rode off.
Lets see, house, house, house, house, OH THERE'S THE INN!
I take Rosetena to the stables and get her into a stall, room place thing there..I DONT KNOW WHAT ITS CALLED!
After that I head into the inn witch is named 'House of Rest' cool name. NOT.
Its a small bustling busy place. I go up to the place where the (I think at least) Innkeeper is "Excuse me sir, how much for a meal?"
The Innkeeper says gruffly "One gold young lady," I grab my money pouch and take out once piece. Note to self, check money later.
Yippee, after waiting a few minutes the meal is a piece of bread, a sliver of beef and a potato.
But hey, its still food. Food is good.
Im halfway through the 'meal' when smoke hits my nose and two myrmidons, a mage and Garrick the wonderful brigand capitan waltz in.
blah blah blah, attack the generic villager girl.
Oh a myrmidon is coming over here, joy.
"Hey boss, who gets this item?!" he calls out holding me up.
OH HELL NO YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME AN ITEM.
I sneakily grab my lance as Garrick says "Share it boys."
OKAY THATS IT LANCE TO THE CHEST FOR YOU BASTARD THATS HOLDING ME! THATS RIGHT DROP TO THE GROUND IN PAIN, BUT NOT DEAD. SHIT, HE'S NOT DEAD. BUT HEY AT LEAST HE IS TERRIBLY INJURED. SO INGNORE HIM.
"Sorry boys, but somethings aren't for sale, AND ARENT FUCKING ITEMS YOU BASTARDS!" did I just do an Anna reference there? Yes, yes I did.
Wait...since when can I use a lance? Plot convince number 2 then. SHIT. MAGE HERE. GET ROSETENA, IGNORE PAIN, GET ROSETENA.
GET TO THE STABLE,
IGNORE SWORDS COMING TOWARDS FACE,
THANK NAGA FOR THE TWO YEARS OF GYMNASTICS I TOOK,
RUN JUST RUN TO THE STABLE.
Okay, you're there me, hey cool the stables are conveniently not on fire yet. "Luckily" I also left Rosetena saddled.
I rode out epically on her as the bandits came out.
"Now lets play," I snarled at them.
One is charging at me, move Rosetena out of the way to the side, slash, cut guys chest, he falls down, dead.
Oh he was the guy who picked me up eariler. Fuck him in his grave. Ignore your fear of blood Silvia, IGNORE IT.
SHIT MAGE! WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE A MAGE?! WHY MUST MAGIC BE OP IN THIS GAME?
Bleeding, crap, ignore fear of blood, ignore fear of blood, I know more than anything you want to throw up and cringe I'm a corner but you have to ignore it Silvia...Oh hey look its Chrom..Hes here YAY.
Continue on.
Chrom gets mage, SHIT MORE MAGIC oh no wait thats Robin, TO THE MYRMIDON OVER THERE!
Oh hey, its Frederick...THE KILL IS MINE I TELL YOU. MINE.
Charge up to myrmidon, stab shoulder, get cut in the leg, ow, slash his chest, hes dead now.
Ignore fear of blood I tell you.
And Frederick kills the boss. With a crit. Show off.
Lissa runs over and heals Frederick's nonexsitant wounds.
You're such a great person Lissa.
Ill just use the vulnerary, which apparently is used like a healing slave that you spread on your skin. Weird, always thought you drank it.
The conversation starts with the usual shit, Robin gets recruited, people want to give them a feast, Chrom and Frederick say no, Lissa complaines.
"And you traveler? You stood your own against many of the bandits when they attacked us. Will you stay for a feast?"
"No Thank you," I decline politely, "I don't prefer to be honored." This is true, I hate having to be the center of attention.
I begin to ride out of town when suddenly Frederick blocks my path with his horse. "Stop! Who are you?" He demands, glaring down at me. I hate being short.
"My name is Silvia. I am traveler, and that is all you need to know." Well, It's a half truth, I do sorta travel a lot in the summer and winter to see grandparents and cousins.
"So you have no place you call your own Silvia?" Chrom asks.
I shake my head, "No."
"That was impressive lance work back there for someone your age. Would you care to join the shepards?" Chrom asks and I blink before saying the sentence I have always wanted to say to him if he asked me to join the shepards
"Why the hell would I help you defend sheep with lances and in full armor?"
"..." Ah, long awkward silences, how you make everyone feel awkward.
"And that answers my question. Goodbye, perhaps one day we will meet again," I foreshadow, because I'm totally going to be there when Emmeryn jumps, maybe I'll be able to save her then. I hope at least.
With that I maneuver around Frederick and gallop with Rosetena towards the north, I should find shelter before night comes. Because zombies, er Redeads, okay fine I'll call them Risen.
And so I ride out into the fading light, and I knew we were bound to be to- GOD DAMN IS SILVIA STOP QUOTING YOUR FAVORITE SONG!
Its late at night, Rosetena is tided by the tree I'm sleeping in and I have removed nome of my armor, I am prepared for the Risen. As I begin to drift off I wonder about some shit. What's going on in my home universe, is anyone worrying about me, if I'm gonna be stuck here for the rest of my life. Ect. Ect. As I close my eyes, thoughts about Evey hit me.
Evey is my older brother, we've been close ever since we been kids. He got me into gaming and we've had good times together. We have fought over the years, but in the end, he is my older brother. And I love him in a nonincest way. For God sake if anyone makes a paring out of that hell incarnate will break lose.
Im in a blank, white, void. Just me, no Rosetena. "You are not alone child." A voice says, soothing, comforting and calm. Yet stern as well. I turn and see...HOLY SHIT NAGA! Wait, why am I suprised, it's a fucking self-insert fic, they mostly come with weird, strange dreams.
"Yeah that's nice and all, but why the hell am I here?!"
"It is simple. Something is altering timelines of this world. I needed off worlders to save it-"
"Just tell me how I fit in and why I'm a class that you already get two of really early on."
Naga sighes "Very well then Silvia, I wanted this to be told much later on, but if you wish to know now, I will say it. Your purpose is not to aid the Shepards, but their future children."
"Wait that's means...I GET TO BE WITH SOME OF MY FAVORITE CHACTERS FROM THE FIRE EMBLEM THIRTEEN CAST!" I let out a lllllloooooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggggg fangirl squeal.
What can I say, Morgan is adorable; Lucina is a badass(try doing what shit she's gone through, on top of ruling a kingdom); Owain makes me laugh; I have a bit of crush on Gerome; Ingio's antics make me laugh; Nah and Yarne onto of being laguz like units have great personalties and fears that make sense and Nah growing up is like how the Branded were treated(supports with her father people); Cynthia is also adorable and makes me laugh; Severa acts like one of my ex-friend a bit so mixed feelings about her, Noire is funny a bit to me with her entire bipolar disorder changes and how she goes from scared to about to kill everyone and their mothers, and Brady also makes me laugh in his supports with his parents.
If you made it through that wall of text, you have made it through one of the longest rambles I may have done.
"As for your class, you do always say you have a love for animals and you fence which carries some properties of lance wielding and swordplay. It seemed fitting."
Naga...that was an okay reason actually. Wait a sec didn't she say I'm not alone. What the hell does she mean by that?!
"Silvia, you shall find out in time who that other is. If there is one to help the future children, their must be one to help the Shepards when they go back in time with you," Naga answers, slowly.
Wait, shit, this is the original timeline?! The one where Emmeryn is assassinated by Validar, where Robin kills Chrom and becomes Grima, where Lucina and the others come from, and I'm gonna have to live through it all?! Crap this is gonna be one long story.
Wait does that mean I've gotten find the Shepards, actually join them, and watch each and everyone of them die?! And then raise their children?!
Damn it, this is gonna be really depressing soon, wait then I have to time travel and see people who I know are dead again. This is gonna be a really long story. Might as well get started with it.
And with that her godly dragoness nods and fades away. Well that's a vague answer.
I wake up, to the sound of strange, gurgling thing. I look down, hello bag-face Risen. You are uglier in real life than in the game. and still not as scary as Re-Deads.
Well, let's start my fucking path as determined by Naga then. This is gonna be a long journey.
