Disclaimer: i Dont own a german shepard. I also dont own a cat. Remind me who owns Kaze no stigma, cause i dont. My first fic for kaze no stigma...
Kazuma/intro: Eyes that change color magicly. That is the sign of a fictional and epicly hot character. Oh and the name of this show is Kaze no stigma.
After opening theme.
Ayano: Overly dramitic sumoning that takes long enough for me to ambushed while Im distracted with being epic! *summons sword*
Spider demon/youma cliche: *GETS ASS KICKED* (WOW i do battle scenes epicly well... not)
Ayano: Yes! I have gotten rid of the spider youma cliche!
Nanase and Yukari: *arrive* That didnt take very long!
Ayano: Hi minor characters that have nothing to do with the plot!
Nanase: We do! You didnt even watch the show...
Yukari: Lets celebrate the destruction of the spider cliche with some karaoke!
Nanase: Since no one gives a crap of you're opinion lets enjoy the ocean wind instead.
*random wind blows up their skirts*
Ayano: I hate the wind! even more then I hate cliche giant spiders!
Somewhere else
Kazuma: Bask in my hottness as I stare dramatically at a random house!
Name of episode: The hot dude returns
Maid lady: Hi Mr. Yagami. I trust that you left you're evil note book at home.
Kazuma: Ya, whatever. Lame authoress added a totally unfunny stupid death note refernce.
Blond dude: Kazuma? Why are you here? They hired you to kill a ghost youma demon thing? Who gave you permission to return to the country?
Kazuma: My dad pittied me and let me come back!111 isnt that great?
Blond dude: Ah whatever.
Old dude: You know Kazuma yagami?
Blond dude: His real name is Kazuma Kannagi. He just watched too much death note and changed it to Yagami.
Youma: *appears* HI...
Kazuma: fianally a non-cliche... but I steal have to kick you're ass.
Blond dude: *does stupid shit*
Old dude: OMG! im totally sueing you for this! !
Kazuma: Ah screw money i dont wanna die! *gets the hell outa there and Old guy get killed by youma*
*Somewhere else*
Nanase: Hey Ayan-
Ayano: Gotta go losers! *runs of*
Yukari: Well fuck you.
Somewhere else...AGAIN.
Ayano: Hi Ren!
Ren: My brother has returned!
Ayano: I thought you had a sister?
Ren: Well she changed her sex to male , cause she was embarrased from being banished ...
Ayano: REALLY?
Ren: Nyah. Just kidding...
SOME WHERE ELSE...
Blond dude: Wah!
Jugo: You have shamed our family blah,.
Genma: Hi
Ren and Ayano Arrive.
Ayano: You're here Genma?
Jugo: Maybe if you didnt-
Ayano: Yeah,great,nobody cares.
Jugo: blah blah.
Ayano: OMG! He's using wind magic! I totally give a crap even through he's not in my family and I don't remember him thatwell!1
Somewhere else
Blond dude: Don't kill me Kazuma! Im too hot to die!
Wind user: Arcording to Miss Aurthoress you're butt ugly. *kills him*
Flash back/dream
Kazuma: Omg! Im on fire! No not my pretty facE!
Ayano: Im epic.
Genma: You supposed to- blah blah blah you suck blah blah.!
End of flash back.
Kazuma: Dammit! Now all the fangirls get to see me without a shirt!
Somewhere else
Jugo: Blah wind magic blah dead people blah...
Ayano: Eveyone thinks Kazumas killing the members of our family... blah blah.
Later
Ayano: Lets go kick the crap out of Kazuma even though we have no proof he's resonsible for the killings!\
Other dudes: Yeah!
Other dude 1: Kazuma you bitch! You killed that blond dude that I forgot the name of! HE WAS MY BEST FREIND!
Kazuma: What? Oh sorry... I was too busy basking in my own hottness that I wasnt paying attention...
*PEOPLES ATTACK*
Kazuma: *is epic* Im the main charater. I cant be killed in the first episode.
Other dude 2: Yusuke Urameshi was a main character, and he died in the first episode!
Kazuma: Oh go die.
Other dudes: *Go die*
Ayano: You killed them! * attacks Kazuma*
Kazuma: I didnt kill them I swear!1
Ayano: I dont care!
Kazuma: It was Ryuya!
Ryuya: Hey!
ENDING SONG.
Ayano: Why am i grounded? Well I dont care so read the next chapter which isnt even posted yet!
