Disclaimer: i Dont own a german shepard. I also dont own a cat. Remind me who owns Kaze no stigma, cause i dont. My first fic for kaze no stigma...

Kazuma/intro: Eyes that change color magicly. That is the sign of a fictional and epicly hot character. Oh and the name of this show is Kaze no stigma.

After opening theme.

Ayano: Overly dramitic sumoning that takes long enough for me to ambushed while Im distracted with being epic! *summons sword*

Spider demon/youma cliche: *GETS ASS KICKED* (WOW i do battle scenes epicly well... not)

Ayano: Yes! I have gotten rid of the spider youma cliche!

Nanase and Yukari: *arrive* That didnt take very long!

Ayano: Hi minor characters that have nothing to do with the plot!

Nanase: We do! You didnt even watch the show...

Yukari: Lets celebrate the destruction of the spider cliche with some karaoke!

Nanase: Since no one gives a crap of you're opinion lets enjoy the ocean wind instead.

*random wind blows up their skirts*

Ayano: I hate the wind! even more then I hate cliche giant spiders!

Somewhere else

Kazuma: Bask in my hottness as I stare dramatically at a random house!

Name of episode: The hot dude returns

Maid lady: Hi Mr. Yagami. I trust that you left you're evil note book at home.

Kazuma: Ya, whatever. Lame authoress added a totally unfunny stupid death note refernce.

Blond dude: Kazuma? Why are you here? They hired you to kill a ghost youma demon thing? Who gave you permission to return to the country?

Kazuma: My dad pittied me and let me come back!111 isnt that great?

Blond dude: Ah whatever.

Old dude: You know Kazuma yagami?

Blond dude: His real name is Kazuma Kannagi. He just watched too much death note and changed it to Yagami.

Youma: *appears* HI...

Kazuma: fianally a non-cliche... but I steal have to kick you're ass.

Blond dude: *does stupid shit*

Old dude: OMG! im totally sueing you for this! !

Kazuma: Ah screw money i dont wanna die! *gets the hell outa there and Old guy get killed by youma*

*Somewhere else*

Nanase: Hey Ayan-

Ayano: Gotta go losers! *runs of*

Yukari: Well fuck you.

Somewhere else...AGAIN.

Ayano: Hi Ren!

Ren: My brother has returned!

Ayano: I thought you had a sister?

Ren: Well she changed her sex to male , cause she was embarrased from being banished ...

Ayano: REALLY?

Ren: Nyah. Just kidding...

SOME WHERE ELSE...

Blond dude: Wah!

Jugo: You have shamed our family blah,.

Genma: Hi

Ren and Ayano Arrive.

Ayano: You're here Genma?

Jugo: Maybe if you didnt-

Ayano: Yeah,great,nobody cares.

Jugo: blah blah.

Ayano: OMG! He's using wind magic! I totally give a crap even through he's not in my family and I don't remember him thatwell!1

Somewhere else

Blond dude: Don't kill me Kazuma! Im too hot to die!

Wind user: Arcording to Miss Aurthoress you're butt ugly. *kills him*

Flash back/dream

Kazuma: Omg! Im on fire! No not my pretty facE!

Ayano: Im epic.

Genma: You supposed to- blah blah blah you suck blah blah.!

End of flash back.

Kazuma: Dammit! Now all the fangirls get to see me without a shirt!

Somewhere else

Jugo: Blah wind magic blah dead people blah...

Ayano: Eveyone thinks Kazumas killing the members of our family... blah blah.

Later

Ayano: Lets go kick the crap out of Kazuma even though we have no proof he's resonsible for the killings!\

Other dudes: Yeah!

Other dude 1: Kazuma you bitch! You killed that blond dude that I forgot the name of! HE WAS MY BEST FREIND!

Kazuma: What? Oh sorry... I was too busy basking in my own hottness that I wasnt paying attention...

*PEOPLES ATTACK*

Kazuma: *is epic* Im the main charater. I cant be killed in the first episode.

Other dude 2: Yusuke Urameshi was a main character, and he died in the first episode!

Kazuma: Oh go die.

Other dudes: *Go die*

Ayano: You killed them! * attacks Kazuma*

Kazuma: I didnt kill them I swear!1

Ayano: I dont care!

Kazuma: It was Ryuya!

Ryuya: Hey!

ENDING SONG.

Ayano: Why am i grounded? Well I dont care so read the next chapter which isnt even posted yet!