"Alright you chimps, you guys ready?"

"I hate. Monkeys."

"Tch, feels like I've been ready for centuries."

"I dunnoooo…I think I left something in the batcave–"

"Dude! Like what? Your shark repellant?"

"Never know, we're stopping at a beach sometime right?"

"You just wanna make me wait longer!"

"Would you really use a toxic spray on sharks?"

"Kal, man, no. I would never do that…to your mom."

"Served! Rob totally got you!"

"You gonna take that Kaldur?"

"No, Roy. I am not…"

"Sounds like you are."

"…Similar to how Robin's mother did last night."

"OOOOOOOH!"


'Crank it til Your Ears Bleed'

by Songsix

Ohio by Bowling for Soup


School was out for summer vacation. The girls were driving them crazy. Red Tornado had been making them clean out the cave. Batman and Black Canary have been on their asses about training. Martian Manhunter kept giving them long lectures. Green Arrow wouldn't shut up about his old 'young and free' days. They've already done everything there is to do at Happy Harbor. The League were been taking all the cool missions. They haven't done anything stupid or fun in a while. Whatever their reason was…

"Whoo! This is gonna rock so hard!" …it didn't matter, except for the fact they took off on vacation without permission…

"Man, should we really let Roy drive?" …Robin hacked all of Batman's tracking sensors with Alfred's help…

"What's that supposed to mean?"…Roy rented a car with Oliver Queen's credit card…

"I dunno, you seem to have a problem with green arrows. I'd hate to get stuck on the road because of that."…Robin also told Batman about Gotham Academy's Mathlete camp…

"Oh, ha. Ha."

"Actually Rob, I think the real problem is the red arrows. He loves those. He'd find every traffic light from here to Ohio for those mother–"...while Wally told his parents about the Astronaut one and brought all the food in their fridge with him…

"Mother what?"…Conner told Megan he was staying in Smallville for the summer…

"Mother of pearl?"…and Kaldur doesn't lie…

"Mother of Robin."…so Wally did for him…

"Mommy Batman."…Roy suggested Wally tell Arthur that Kaldur got a summer job as a lifeguard, but instead…

"Mommy Alf–" …Wally told the King, Kaldur was going to a Jesus camp to calm his homosexual tendencies…"–OW!"

"Alf?"…Kaldur doesn't know, and Arthur believed him.

"Nothing. Nothing at all." Robin insisted in a mumble, glaring in Wally's direction. The speedster dramatically rubbed his shoulder where the boy punched him. The other boys just rolled their eyes at the two not bothering to question any further. Conner kept his eyes on the clear, blue, sky trying his best to ignore the younger teens on either side of him. Just his luck, he had to be stuck sitting in between Robin and Wally in the back. However, Kaldur was good with maps, and had a better understanding of the roads than he did so it made sense. But couldn't they stick Wally into the trunk or something? Maybe Robin? He's sure Boy Hostage was used to that sort of thing anyway.

"Are there any chips back there?" Roy asked, feeling his stomach grumble a bit. He hadn't had much to eat besides the cheap packet of donuts Wally shoved into his hands that morning. According to that kid, a nutritious breakfast consisted of powder sugar coated fried bread. He would kill for a steak about now…

"I think Wally ate them all."…he'd kill Wally even without the steak.

"Already? We just started driving!" Roy exclaimed angrily, squeezing his knuckles on the steering wheel. Kaldur patted his shoulder giving him an understanding look and he calmed down. Keep cool….keep cool…keep cool…

"I got hungry, sue me." Wally yawned, placing his hands behind his back and slipping his feet on top of the back of Kaldur's seat. Now the Atlantean was glaring forward.

"How about I stick an arrow up your ass?"

"Sure you'd love that." The red head countered sticking his tongue out playfully. Roy growled, and was just about to bite back but–

"Your mom did."

"OOOOOOH!" –someone else took care of that for him.

"Supey! How could you?" Wally asked in exasperation, jawed dropped in shock.

"Easy…" Conner replied with ease, folding his arms while the other four boys gave him gratified smiles, "…like your mom."

"You guys suck." Wally pouted, sulking in his seat, until he heard a familiar tune seeping from the speakers of the radio.

"She said she needed a break, a little time to think…"

He sat up immediately in excitement, wide-eyed, grabbing Kaldur by the shoulders shaking him from behind, "Hey! I love this song! Crank it up!"

"There's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain…"

Kaldur waved his hands away and turn the knob of the radio, "who is the artist?"

"I really like Drew Carey, and I'd really love to see the Rock'n'Roll hall of fame!"

"Kal, I played these guys for you before! Bowling for Soup!" Wally answered, bobbing his head in rhythm and strumming his air guitar.

"So when you're done doing whatever, when you're through doing whoever…"

The Atlantean quirked a confused eyebrow, "do you mean a bowl for soup?"

"Come back to Texas! It's just not the same since you went away…"

"Nooooo, Bowling for Soup."

"Besides the Mexican food sucks more than here anyway…"

Now Conner was unsure, "Why would you bowl for soup? Maybe for a trophy but–"

"It shouldn't take very long. So long, so long!"

"It's Bowling for Soup."

"I bet she misses the sunrise, and misses that fruit pies, but I could be wrong!"

"Maybe they bowl using soup! That's different…" Robin joked, scratching his chin with mock confusion to annoy the speedster.

"Come back to Texas!"

"Bowling. For. Soup."

"It's just not the same since you went away!"

"What a stupid sport. How would that even work?" Roy added in, catching Robin's knowing smile in the rearview mirror.

"I bet you missed your exit, and drove right on through the Lone Star state."

"IT'S BOWLING FOR SOUP!"

"Troy Aikmen wants you back…"

Roy and Robin both chuckled amused, "Yeah, and it's stu–"

"Everyone just shut up! It's the best part!" Wally yelled out, throwing his arms in the air slapping a hand over Robin's mouth earning him a gross, sloppy lick from the boy, and a hard shove from Conner.

"DUDE!" However, as the song progressed, he quickly moved on and was back to strumming his non-existent instrument. Robin and Roy started to bob their heads as well, Kaldur tapped his fingers, and Conner sat still in silent pleasure of the upbeat music. Eventually, all the boys were rocking out on their own imaginary instruments with Roy and Kaldur drumming on the steering wheel and headboard, Robin and Wally on their own air guitars, and Conner still sitting in content but grinning.

"Willie Nelson wants you back…" Wally sung out"…Come on Rob, Roy, you know the words!"

"NASA wants you back…" Roy started.

"The Bush Twins want you back…" Followed by Robin.

"Green Arrow wants you back!" Wally changed, starting a round of giggles from everyone but the archer.

"Artemis wants you back."

"Cheshire wants your back."

"Robin wants your back."

"You want your stupid hat!" Robin kicked the back of Roy's seat…

"You want your panties back."…earning a smirk from Roy, and a round of laughter from the other boys.

"Wally also wants them back." Conner added on.

"Cadmus wants you back!" Wally jabbed.

"Oooh! Messed up!" Robin called out.

"Ronald McDonald wants his suit back." Conner returned to the speedster.

"Bet you still want your boots back!"

"And Roy still wants his dumb hat!" Robin interrupted in a melodic belch.

"And Rob still wants his panties back!"

"And Wally still also wants them back."

"Supes has a hairy back." Robin scratched his sides like a monkey jokingly earning a growl from Conner.

"Robin hasn't dropped his sack."

"Wally touches his own sack." Robin reached over and slapped Wally over the head as he sang.

"All he ever does is jack!" Roy and the Boy Wonder chorused in perfect unison with a high-five.

"DUDE!"

"C'mon Kaldur, try one." The archer encouraged, giving the Atlantean a supportive nudge.

"Um…"

"Dude, it's so easy. Watch…" Wally started to demonstrate"…Kaldur wants Tula back!"

"…"

"Walls…"

"Wally I can't believe you."

"You're a jerk."

"I…I…I…"

"Brains are what Kid Flash lacks…" Came a low bass voice"…that, and a sack."

"DUDE!" The other boys only laughed harder grabbing their guts and giving Kaldur congratulatory slaps on the back.

"Plus his mom sure got back." Roy sighed dreamily…

"Black Canary sure got back."…Wally sung back, bashing his eyelashes with kissy noises.

"Totally!" Robin agreed, while Conner nodded quietly and Kaldur blushed slightly with a sheepish shrug.

"You're all dead meat." Roy muttered, as his eye began to twitch making the others chortle even louder.

As the song moved on to the grand finale, Robin leaned forward wrapping his arms around Roy's shoulders singing at the top of his lungs, "come back to Young Justice!"

"It's just not the same since you went away!" Wally chimed in, reaching over and leaning an elbow on Roy's shoulder as well.

Conner huffed, before shrugging his shoulders and joining in, out-of-tune but understanding the lyrics, rubbing his knuckles across Roy's red head, "before you lose your dumb hat!"

The three in the back then stared at Kaldur waiting in anticipation, until the boy sighed and finally gave in singing, "and forget all about air hockey games?"

"There's a seat for you on Miss M's ship!" Robin sang.

"And I got every souvenir saved!" Wally followed after.

"Besides their Bat Boy sucks more than ours anyway!"

"Besides their Speedster sucks more than ours anywaaaaaaaay!"

"Besides their Krypton sucks more than ours anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"

"AndNoOneLikesAquaman Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!" Wally finished, and suddenly the whole car was grabbing their stomachs choking on spit hucking it up like hyenas…

"….Is this true?"…except for a confused Kaldur.


Author's Note: How do I explain...I wanted to do a humor focused fic, and I have never done a singing fic before. Thought I'd try it and give it a chance. I had vacation on the brain while thinking up ideas.

I'll just put the song used after the title and author thing. Check out my profile page and take the poll to let me know if you'd rather see slash pairings or straight pairings. I like both and write both.

Thanks for reading and let me know what you thought as well as any song you think they would jam to.

Disclaimer: I do not own 'Young Justice' or any songs used