*This first chapter's about Kisshu, as he is obviously my favourite character, and I thought: what better way to kick off this random fanfic than with Kisshu?

*So you're probably think wtf is this? Well I'm not so sure myself, but read it anyway eh?

*Oh, and the first part of this story' is literally to create a loophole in the rules, so ignore it if you want;)


The otaku sat in her chair, her laptop balanced precariously on her knees, and wondered what to do. For once, she had no homework; no essays, artwork or translations to complete. She was not in the middle of an anime series, and was reluctant to start a new one due to the quickly decreasing number of internet minutes she had left on her dongle. So she just sat in her chair and thought. Thought about what? You may be wondering. Well about Tokyo Mew Mew of course! Her thought track was a simple one: she thought about her favourite anime, and this led to her thinking about Kisshu, and then a strange thing happened to her thought process and this random idea appeared in her brain...


Tokyo Mew Mew would be ruined if Kisshu...

*Died. *shudder* I know it's harsh but yeah it would completely ruin it.

*Ran away with Mint and married her. *double shudder.*

*Ate loads of Krispy Kreme doghnuts and got really fat. Then he would lose his hotness (for me anyway.)

*Became a crack addict. He might already be one actually, he is pretty twisted after all...

*Decided he couldn't be bothered to take over Earth, and thought: why don't the Cyniclons move to Venus instead?

*Became addicted to gambling.

*Had a serious accident and ended up with amnesia.

*Had a serious accident and ended up being as innocent as a bunny rabbit.

*Decided chasing Ichigo was too much hard work, and thought: why don't I chase Lettuce instead?

*Bought a pet hamster and called it Ichigo.

*Bought a pet hamster.

*Went round sleeping with all of Tokyo. Although...

*Had a career change and opened up a flower shop.

*Decided taking over Tokyo was too much hard work, and thought: lets attack Glasgow first. (For any Americans etc thats in Scotland.)

*Killed Aoyama-kun.Now while this would be a definate improvement, Ichigo would never forgive him for murdering her boyfriend, and would therefore never love him:'(

*Killed Ichigo. He 'tried' many times, but really? If he'd have really wanted to, he could have ended her life as easily as snapping a toothpick!


Might add more to this later, but anyway, if you want more of these, for Kisshu or otherwise, you'll have to reviewwwwww:D