Yeah, I know this story's kinda random, but I just felt like it, okay?

It's been a while now, and RJ was still discovering the dangers of online dating. Yep, he used the dreaded MySpace. And so far, all the women he got were nothing but ugly-ass old bitches (yes, they're still animials) who looked NOTHING like their MySpace photo. Well, now. RJ's getting sick of it. He's at least trying to find one girl that's hot. Will he find her, let's find out...

RJ is on MySpace again loading up another girls page while dancing to music, and once again, the girl's photo looks hot as he is dancing to some music (is that some kind of new way to masturbate?).

RJ- Oh, man! She's smokin' hot, isn't she?

Verne- And you're sure this is what she looks like?

RJ- Oh, hell yeah! I ain't falling for the old-bitch-spell this time! Now, I got the video chat.

Hammy- This is a setup. This makes no sense. Why would she like YOU?

RJ- Becuase I give "sweet love".

Verne- And what do you know about this woman?

RJ- Well, her name is Katie, she's a virgo, and her hobbies include nursing, traveling, and--

Hammy- And stealing from people. Watch when you go to sleep. I bet she got a gang of boys trying to rob us. That's not a good look.

RJ- "Not a good look"? Is that what you use these days? Why don't you give her a chance? You haven't even met her yet.

Verne- Neither have you. I don't know... A date with a complete stranger?

RJ- It's about a five-hour drive! She stays here, or I pay for a hotel room.

The doorbell rings.

RJ- Oh, boy. Here she is.

He opens the door, and guess what, Katie actually looks like her sexy photo! Yes, she IS sexy.

Katie- Hey, you must be RJ!

RJ- My sweet Katie! Come on in, cutie pie!

Katie- (looks at Verne and Hammy) Hey, guys! I'm Katie. Don't worry, I'll try to stay out of your way!

Hammy- We don't keep cash in the house!

Akward silence

RJ- Come on, you want a soda?

They walk in the dining room.

Hammy- That's a big bitch.

Verne- You've been watching TOO MUCH black television.

Well, RJ didn't get the old-bitch-spell at all! Will this date be a success, or a nightmare? Stay Tuned!