Disclaimer: Do not own them.
Title: Children's Book
Summary: The boys write a Children's book. Crack
Warnings: Slash Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC Crack
Written By: Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenneth McCormick

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Children's Book
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Stan plays football.

He is a quarterback.

See Stan run.

See Stan catch.

See Stan fuck Wendy.

See Stan fuck Kahl.

See Kahl have babies.

See Cartman die.

See Butters cry.

See Kyle dance.

AY! WHY DO I DIE?

Because you made me have babies fatass!

FUCK! MRUPH MMM!

SHUDDUP KAHL! YOU STUPID JEW!

AUGH!

See Kyle and fat ass fuck.

Mffph mur mhumff.

Shuddup, I did say 'fight'.

DIE JEW!

STUPID FAT ASS!

WHOO!

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When I grow up I wanna write children's book with puppies getting their heads blown off. . . . By their mothaz. :heartz:

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