Disclaimer: Do not own them.
Title: Children's Book
Summary: The boys write a Children's book. Crack
Warnings: Slash Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC Crack
Written By: Stanley Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenneth McCormick
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Children's Book
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Stan plays football.
He is a quarterback.
See Stan run.
See Stan catch.
See Stan fuck Wendy.
See Stan fuck Kahl.
See Kahl have babies.
See Cartman die.
See Butters cry.
See Kyle dance.
AY! WHY DO I DIE?
Because you made me have babies fatass!
FUCK! MRUPH MMM!
SHUDDUP KAHL! YOU STUPID JEW!
AUGH!
See Kyle and fat ass fuck.
Mffph mur mhumff.
Shuddup, I did say 'fight'.
DIE JEW!
STUPID FAT ASS!
WHOO!
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When I grow up I wanna write children's book with puppies getting their heads blown off. . . . By their mothaz. :heartz:
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