-1I am happy to announce the awaited sequel of my first fanfic Childs Play. Now that I have more experience, you can expect an even better ride. Enjoy.

Childs Play 2: Cackletta's Revenge

Chapter 1: Break Out

Cackletta Was in her cell with Fawful. She didn't know what was more degrading, Being in prison or being tricked by her own prisoner. After a time of thinking, she found that D stood for Detainment. She swore under here breath that once she got out of here…

Fawful: Cackletta!

Cackletta: Huh?

Fawful: Look…

He pushed a brick and it came loose.

Cackletta: Excellent, our first order of business, Revenge. Hehehehahaha!

At Bowsers castle, things were just as crazy as they were a week ago. The clones were still at large, Roy was still welded to Bowser's shoulder, and Bowser Jr. Nutt along with Elvin Gadd were trying to find an antidote. Bowser Slowly got out of bed, and tried not to awaken his "roommate" and start his rambling. He tiptoed out of the room. Maybe this was his lucky day! Maybe today those two smart idiots would finally pry this nuisance off his back!…Well…shoulder. He was so optimistic he didn't even notice some one was behind him.

Bowser Jr.: Hi dad.

Bowser: WAAAA! Jr. ! You scared the living crap out of me!

Roy: Crap can live? Cool! Madness!

Bowser: Great, now you woke him up!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Na, Wendy's still asleep.

Wendy: WHAT!

Bowser Jr.: Whoa, gotta go papa!

He ran off with a seriously pissed Wendy following him.

Bowser: Wow, it's still hard to get used to Jr. being here since it took us two weeks to find him.

Roy: Yep, doesn't it madden you so?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Hmm-hmm…Sweet Ings of Dark Aether! Look at the time! I gotta go.

He ran off.

Roy: Wow. So as I was saying yesterday madness is not just random chaotic moment is an ancient art of-

Bowser sighed and walked into the kitchen. It was a large kitchen, larger than any other in the Koopa kingdom, but even so it only barely was able to contain everyone in the house. Bowser Jr. Nutt (or the Author) was standing in a corner tinkering with a strange machine, Bowser Jr. was on the chandelier to avoid Wendy who was eyeing him like some disgusting bug begging to be squashed, and Morton and Iggy were having an enlightening conversation…

Iggy: Well I say Fried chicken came before KFC!

Morton: Well I say KFC came before Fried chicken!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Once again, your both wrong…………….. Both came at the same time when alien chickens attacked Napoleon during the Korean war but lost because Mt. Krakatoa exploded and they all fried and fell into a ship of theirs call the K.F.C. that had a picture of their leader on it just like today. Well then the Russians discovered the remains and started a fast-food arms race with the American government for a super fast-food joint and the project was dubbed "the Mannsaten Project", thus dawning fried chicken and KFC.

Everyone: ……

Morton and Iggy: ………..Of course!

Roy: Woohoo! Their should be more moments like this!

Everyone then went back to what their doing. Bowser Jr. Nutt picked up a piece of newspaper and started to read the headline as he drank a cup of coffee. On the front page in bold words were Cackletta and Fawful escape prison through faulty wall. The Author spit out his coffee.

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Oh no!

Everyone: What, what is it?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: I can't believe it!

Everyone: What?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: …It's just to horrible to-

Wendy: TELL US BEFORE WE TRY TO CONVINCE PEOPLE NOT TO REVIEW THIS PAGE!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Okay, okay……Glue stocks are down 20 percent!

Everyone: Gasp!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: And the number of review-to-hit ratio has gone down 45 Percent!

Everyone: Gasp!

Bowser Jr. Nutt: …………..Oh, and Cackletta escaped from prison.

Everyone: …

Bowser: …… Who's Cackletta? I have a disease called ASMFUP. It stands for Abnormally Short Memory For Unimportant People.

Just then, the clones entered the room.

Blk (Black) Bowser: What the hell are all of you hipped up about?

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Glue stocks are down by 20 percent! And the review-to-hit ratio is down by 45 percent!

Wit (white) Bowser: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Vit (violet) Bowser: Don't worry, my statistics in cross reference in consumers desire, the chaos theory, and the quantum theory of possibilities state that it should rise in the next two seconds.

Radio: Flash, Glue stocks and the review-to-hit ratio have increased by, like, eleventy bumillion percent……….. Which basically means only three percent.

Bowser Jr. Nutt: Joy!

Lenny: Also, Cackletta has escaped from prison.

Red Bowser: Don't worry, I'm sure her time in jail has made her turn over a new leaf!

Blu (blue) Bowser: ..B-but what if she isn't? What if she comes to take revenge?

Bowser Jr.: Then I'd kick her Elephant-hide thick ass back to jail, just like I did last time.

Larry: Come on, We know you could do damage but do you really expect us to believe all of that story you told? I mean, who could build a roller Coaster in two days?

E. Gadd: Actually, I taught him how.

Larry: Oh. Well screw it. Let's just get back to our meaningless lives.

Roy: Meaningless…That rhymes with madness! Yay! Embrace the madness everyone, or else!

Bowser: Or else what?

Roy: Or else I won't stop talking.

Bowser: (whimper).

Everyone was silent for a moment until it was broken by a sudden sneeze.

Bowser: Who sneezed?

E. Gadd: It was just the ceiling.

Bowser: Oh, well the ceiling sneezes all the time……okay it never does.

Bowser Jr.: As fun as this conversation is, I gotta go. I'm scheduled to graffiti Mushroom castle.

With that, he pulled out his brush, put on his bandana, and rushed off.

Ylw (yellow) Bowser: He has a schedule? Schedules are like Ass-holes, everyone's got one, some just have bigger or more organized ones than others.

Everybody ran off and toilets flushing could be heard.

Ylw Bowser: Was it something I said?

Cackletta and Fawful where sneaking along the side of the castle.

Cackletta: Okay…wait for my signal…….now!

They both ran ducked under a nearby bush, just as a guard started to turn around.

Fawful: (whisper) We made it! Now what? Infiltrate the castle?

Cackletta: Shut up! I'm the evil genius and you're the apprentice. GET WITH THE PICTURE!

Fawful: Sheesh, you don't have to act like a horses ass in a glue factory…….and it would be nice if you didn't look like one either.

Cackletta: I'll try to ignore that comment for your sake. Now come on! The guard is gone.

They tiptoed up to the gate and entered.

Fawful: Wow! Why can't we have a castle like this?

Cackletta: We do.

Fawful: Oh.

They went to a nearby air vent and climbed through.

Fawful: Eww…there are bugs in here!

Cackletta: Shut up and move.

They kept walking until Cackletta stopped.

Cackletta: Listen…

: Meaningless….that rhymes with madness! Yay! Embrace the madness everyone, or else!

Fawful: Cackletta, I-I think some dust went up my nose!

Cackletta: Shut up and listen!

: Or else what?

: Or else I won't stop talking.

: (whimper).

Fawful: I gotta- I gotta…ah..ah….AH CHOOO!

Cackletta: You idiot! Let's get out of here!

They quickly crawled though the vents until they came to and exit. They hoped out into what was Bowser's sports trophy room…it was empty.

Cackletta: Perfect, we'll plan our revenge in here in here! Let's get to work.

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Hope you liked it! Next chapter coming soon! Please R&R!