The first minific of this collection.

Prompt: Sauce

Title: Fight

Rating: G

Characters: Team Sheppard

Summary: O'Neill liked the stories from Atlantis. It gave him ideas.

A/N: Not Betaed.


Nobody dares to make a noise. Rodney lowered his head, looking his plate, his instinct of survival in force maximal. He can do badly with social rules, that was true, but sometimes, he knows the exact and prudent attitude to adopt. Maybe Ronon doubted of that, because he put a hand on his thigh and squeezed slightly like to give him a warning.

He dared a fast look, and saw that like him, Ronon watched elsewhere, his eyes shining. Even he was worried. If that wasn't enough to scare Rodney, nothing could.

He heard a snort in front of him and his heart stopped. Tried to hide a grimace, Ronon reacted to the sound by squeezing harder. The noise didn't stop and Rodney closed his eyes. Of course. Sheppard.

He tried to change the snort into a cough, but it was too late, Teyla was already giving him her death stare. Sheppard gave up all pretence and burst of laughing, before falling of his chair when he tried to flee from Teyla, the cup in her hand, with the rest of the liquid not spilled on the shirt of the young woman. Rodney and Ronon shared one look, which had the unfortunate effect to set them off and therefore condemned them. This time, it took only two minutes before it becomes a full scale food fight.


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