Crash Bandicoot Archives Volume 4
Today's Episode: Mecha-Crash
AT THE JUNKYARD
Cortex was busy digging in to stuff there that might help him defeat Crash.
Cortex: There's got to be something here!
Cortex found something that might help him.
Cortex: What's this? A robotic microchip! Ah! Now I know what to do with Crash!
Cortex took it and ran out of the Junkyard towards his Castle.
AT CORTEX CASTLE
Cortex rushed towards Nitrus Brio's lab.
Brio: Greetings Cortex! What's next on the list to build?
Cortex: A trap for Crash!
Brio: But we built lots of those before!
Cortex: No, put Wumpa fruit in it! I have a secret plan on how to make Crash "More evilly!"
Brio: Okay Cortex. That will take five minutes.
Cortex: Excellent! WHAHAHAHAH!
AT WUMPA
Crash was busy collecting Wumpa fruit as usual. He tried to find a big round juicy one but could not find any. But that was because Cortex stole all of them and put them in the trap! In fact, Cortex placed the trap already.
Crash: Where can I find Wumpa Fruit?
Just then, Crash saw a big bowl of Wumpa fruit, all the juiciest, biggest, roundest, fruits of all!
Crash: (Mouth waters)
Crash walked towards it and grabbed the whole bowl. Just then, he could not carry the bowl up.
Crash: Something must be under this!
Crash looked under to discover a root attaching to it. Crash removed the root only to discover that it had a glowing core in the middle.
Crash: (Touching it) what's this? AHHHHH!
The core activated causing a huge net around Crash.
Crash: What?! Cortex used almost the exact same trap that he made when he made Crunch evil!
Crash thought maybe if he chewed his way out, he could be set free but it was risky.
Crash: It might work!
Crash chewed his way out and now realized that the net was thinner, easier to chew!
Crash: YES! Now time to get out of here!
Crash ran and saw dozens of Stench shooting at him. Crash ran passed all those with ease.
Crash: You guys are too easy!
Crash kept on running towards his house.
Crash: Nothing like rock and roll!
Just then, a Stench jumped out of a tree and whacked Crash in the head hard with his Gun. WHAM!
Crash fell down hard and lay still.
Then he looked at Crash real hard.
Stinky: It's payback for what you did!
Stinky picked up Crash and hauled him towards Cortex's Castle.
AT CORTEX CASTLE
Cortex was busy shooting darts at Crash's picture when he saw Stinky with Crash.
Cortex: Excellent Stinky!
Stinky: Yeah. Glad to have some payback on that rodent!
Cortex: Well, but him in a Coma.
Stinky: (Confused) Why?
Cortex: (Holding out the microchip) because I will insert this in Crash's head! He will turn into Mecha-Crash!
Stinky: (Putting Crash to a Coma) sounds great!
Cortex: Yes it is!
Stinky left the room while Nitrus Brio walked in.
Brio: Alright Cortex! Now let me place the microchip into Crash's head!
Cortex: Yes! I can't wait to see the looks on everyone's face when they see Crash!
Brio carefully placed the microchip into Crash's head. All of a sudden, a huge shock came to Crash, and you could actually see the electrocuted shock through him. Then, his body parts started to turn robotic and his eyes grew red.
Crash: Hello Cortex.
Cortex: Hello Crash! I want you to destroy Coco Bandicoot, Crunch Bandicoot, and Aku Aku!
Crash: Subject Coco Bandicoot, Crunch Bandicoot, and Aku Aku will be destroyed!
Brio left the room leaving Cortex there laughing with great joy.
Crash: I can sense the feeling in you Cortex.
Cortex: Yes! Now go out there and destroy them!
Crash: Very well Cortex. Time to go destroy them!
Crash left the room leaving Cortex smiling.
AT THE DOOMINATOR
Coco was fixing up the last parts of the doominator. Crunch was leaning his back up against a nearby vine.
Coco: I almost finished Crunch! Could you hand me the wrench?
Crunch: Sure thing Sis.
Crunch tossed her it. Coco grabbed it only to hear Crash coming in the distant.
Crunch: Man, why does Crash look gray?
Coco: I don't know.
Crunch: Well, I'm going to find out myself!
Crunch walked towards Crash.
Crunch: Crash! What happened to you?
Crash: Subject Crunch Bandicoot. It will be destroyed!
Crash lunged toward Crunch knocking him to the ground.
Crunch: What are you doing Crash?
Crash: Subject does not compute. Proceeding on the kill Crunch!
Coco: (Running toward them) Crash! Why are you hurting Crunch?
Crash: Subject does not compute. Target Coco Bandicoot has been sighted, she will be next target!
Crash started to choke Crunch!
Crunch lifted Crash with all his might and slammed him into a nearby tree.
Crunch: I'm sorry Crash. But I had to defend myself. What are you doing?
Crash: (Back kicking Crunch) Subject Crash does not compute!
Crash slided on Crunch tripping him and then jumped on him and went back to choking him.
Coco: HI-YA!
Coco slammed her foot into Crash knocking him to the ground. Crash rolled and then jumped back up.
Crash: Plan changed. Proceeding to kill Coco Bandicoot instead!
Coco: Crash? Are you even normal?
Crash lunged towards Coco but she jumped away just in time and punched Crash. Crash rolled forward and then showed a fist at Coco.
Crash: Take this proceeding hit!
Crash's arm automatic extended towards Coco by about fifty percent choking her by the neck. Crunch punched Crash's arm away.
Crunch: Uh Coco, I don't think Crash is normal!
Coco: Yeah, Cortex must have done something to him!
Crash: Ignore target responses, proceeding gun fire!
Crash's hand instantly became a machine gun and the bullets started ripping through the grass next to Coco and Crunch.
Crunch: RUN!
Coco: Let's just wait until Crash's gun runs out!
Sure enough, thirty seconds later, Crash's hand was out of ammo.
Crash: Gun ammo out, proceeding first hand combat!
Crash ran towards Crunch and punched him, and was about to kick Coco when she dodged and then tried to choke him.
Coco: I'm sorry Crash. But I have to choke you for now. I'll bring you to a hospital once you pass out!
Crash: Back-up defending attack proceeded!
Crash's neck instantly became spiky which pricked into Coco's hands.
Coco: YOW!
Crunch: Whoa, that's some tough fella!
Crunch punched Crash three times and kicked him. Crash cart-wheeled backward and then ran towards Crunch slamming him to the ground.
Crash started choking Crunch when he was hit with a blow from Coco's foot.
Coco: Man, my hand is burning!
Crash nodded and then got up his gun and recharged it.
Crash started shooting at Coco as she kept on dodging.
Crash: I'll find a way to get her!
Crunch was staggering on all sides and then ran towards Crash and tackled him to the ground.
Crash: Proceeding defending attacking!
Crash's whole body turned into spikes which bleeded Crunch all over.
Coco: CRUNCH!
Crunch had his body whole covered with blood and lay still.
Coco looked at Crash.
Coco: Wait a minute! You look like Robo-Crash!
Crash: Name does not compute related search for name is Mecha-Crash.
Coco: Well, I have to hurt you! I have to bring you back to normal!
Crash: Ignore response. Proceeding to attack!
And so, Mecha-Crash and Coco began their fight, while Crunch was crawling away slowly to Crash's house to go get some bandages and hopefully help win Coco's fight.
