Jounin babies

Author: kymbaie

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto & its other characters. They are definitely not mine. But the plot is….chea!!!

Summary: the title says it all folks….or does it? It's full of humor and romance. 5 elite male jounin of konoha have been assign in an s-class mission that had gone wrong…or so it seems. They have been missing after their unfinished mission. What happened to them anyways? Where the hell are they? Now it's up to Sakura to clean the mess that his ex-sensei and team left. The diapers, the milk, the…the what? What's up with the babies?

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-Onto the story-

Work, work, work. That's what have been tsunade's been doing since she became hokage, except for the times where she just drinks her sake. Konoha had been peaceful since the sound & sand war few years ago. When she doesn't work on some documents she's in the hospital or training her young beautiful apprentice. She also has been working on a new jutsu lately. Speaking of that jutsu, 'where the hell did I put that scroll that contains the instruction?' tsunade thought…she looked throughout her office. Through her desk, her file, everywhere she looks she can't locate it.

"Not here, not here, what the hell, where the scroll"

Tsunade went to the room where she and shizune had put some of the important documents. She searched everywhere for the scroll, oh that damn scroll she's been working on. Then she saw the busted window in the corner.

'oh hell no…'

Most of tsunades important documents had been stolen, including the scroll that contains the jutsu. She looked through the room to find some clue who had busted in. then it occurred to her who did it, 'you 2 missing nins are going to pay for it' she though…

"arghhhhhhh!!!! What the fuck!!!" shouted the blond hokage. Her voice echoed throughout konoha, waking the dead. The shinobi's who were fast asleep went to their defense position after being startled in the middle of their sleep, grabbing a kunai under their pillow, feet still tangled with sheet. Even the early morning civilians are having a 'major sweat drop'. It is common in konoha to hear the hokage's shouting voice when she's upset or something.

"shizune! Get your ass over here!" tsunade called her assistant.

"hai, tsunade-sama. Daijoubu desuka?"

Shizune look at the hokage with eyes that reflects worry and curiosity. She doesn't like it when tsunade shouts first thing in the morning. 'Something's up' she though.

"Call out 5 male jounins that are currently available and near here at the moment" tsunade said, not really caring who will be those 5 random jounins be, As long as they are jounins in rank. Nooding her understanding, shizune rushed to do her task. Sensing something is about to happen, she prayed it's not something that will cost them lives.

Everyone was looking at tsunade. The seriousness in her face is something you'll just see in her face when something is serious (obviously) or in a battlefield…which is…ummm….rare?

All the 5 male jounin are anticipating what she's about to say. All standing up straight, well…except for the 1 with silver locks w/ 1 droopy eye with a sloppy hitae-te on his forehead covering his left eye. His slouching position seems so out of place. Heaving a sigh he said slowly

"s-class mission?" he asked

"you have read my mind hatake" said the hokage.

Everyone paid attention. "2 s-calss missing nin have joined forces with some high class criminals and have infiltrated konoha. They stole some documents and an important scroll, which contains a jutsu that I have worked on for some time now in case of ….emergency. I already send out anbu units to respond right away. Luckily the anbu's that have responded have only caught 20 of their minions. Anbu's are not enough for this mission. I want you to back them up, since I don't want to put more lives in the hand of death. Do you understand your mission?" asked tsunade.

[a/n: I dont

"hai!" responded by Kotetsu, Izumo, Genma, Gai, and Kakashi.

"You will leave a.s.a.p. shizune have every data you'll need on this mission. Though this is an important matter, I really don't have time to brief you more about this mission. Now get back to work" tsunade shooed them out of her office where shizune is waiting for the 5 unlucky jounins. Closing the door through her office, an evil smile crept through her face. It was so scary. This is really serious, but the thought of the contains of the scroll gave her ideas how to punish the copy nin for what he did few weeks ago.

'you'll really thank me after this Sakura, I just hope he gets through this first, atleast I'm punishing him for you' thought tsunade

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a/n: well, this story is actually a part of my original 1st kakasaku fanfic. But since I ended having way too many chapters, around 50, which are still not posted due to some reasons which is that I always forget what's my account & password. I decided to post this 1st & see if the readers like it. That's why I'm kinda hesitating on putting my stories up. 'cuz some people are just mean and says bad stuff about 'things' to the author. Which is sometimes discourages the author…but yeah…whatever…. If you like this then I might put up the other parts….which you'll definitely enjoy. please r& r.