Disclaimer: Do not own them.
Title: Elf Hoe
Summary: Things happen. . . . . To bunnies. Crack Slash
Warnings: Slash Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC
Couple: DamienButters StanBunny KyleEyeliner
Written By: Shino
Inspired By: Yeeepp.
Comments:D
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Elf Hoe
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Stan kicked his football into his mother's truck which started up. He then pouted as he shoved his hands into the pockets of his jeans. Temporarily losing his cool, he looked almost about to fuck bunnies.
Kahl lined his eyes with eyeliner and charcoal. "Stop looking so shocked you goody two-shoes, Butters."
Whining, he flailed his legs, since his hands were busy in the waistline of Damien's jeans. "Whull I am not having sex with you, by golly. So you can stop with the makeup. I am not fond of it."
Kyle pretended that he was hurt. "Well at least I'm not jerking off a stupid Frenchies bitch."
Butters tried to withdraw his hands.
"Oh no, you don't." Damien snapped, grabbing Butters' wrists. "You iz my elf hoe."
Nevertheless, Butters looked shocked. "I- I am NOT!"
Stan kicked open the door, holding a rabbit in his hand. "GHEET UFF MAH YERD YEW HICKS!"
And then they all blew each other.
"Damn rought yew beetchez."
El fin.
OR eez eet?
Si, es fin.
Nicht ende.
Es fin.
Nein.
Si.
Non.
Hai.
Iie.
Oui.
No.
Yes.
Fine.
Gracias.
Fook yew.
:rolls eyes: Whatever.
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