So yeah, I am a JohnxVriska sucker. ;-;

Anyway! Yeah, this will just be a series of one-shots between these two. Honestly, there is no set writing style, at least for me anyway. One chapter might be in third person, with the next in second, with the next in first, you never know.


Part of him still couldn't believe that the plan had worked and that they all survived the scratch. Part of him was actually pretty sure that they were all going to be erased during the whole situation. However, Jade had apparently managed to avert all that at the last second and saved everyone from complete erasure, so that was pretty cool.

Jade had also told him that he could send a brief message to the trolls before they ended up leaving for a total of three years. The idea of it stunned him that they would be gone, cut off from everyone for three years on a golden ship surrounded by green, so he wasted no time in getting the message written up and ready to go, not wasting any time to chew out Davesprite for completely defiling the faces of Willis and Affleck. Jade gave him a bucket to use; he crammed his letter in, and tossed it right at her, holding a look of amazement as it passed right through her, only remembering at the last second that trolls didn't like buckets.

He could also see the face of an absolutely horrified troll.

And that was that. He was now stuck with Jade, Davesprite, and the population of five planets for three years. He wouldn't even be able to meet the trolls and learn who was who for those three years.

Well, at least not until he heard a shriek from his sister, looked to see what was wrong, and promptly saw a lot of orange, and a pair of wings coming right at him. He had no time to prepare; all that could really happen was that the full force of whatever was tackling him knocking him to the ground, eliciting a grunt as all the air escaped from his lungs and his glasses flew off his head, landing a couple inches away. He was a bit out of it now.

"Hi Joooooooohn." A voice snapped him back to reality. John started fumbling around, trying to grab his glasses. While his hand was reaching and searching he could hear the voice speak again. "Recognize me?" Well, no, he couldn't exactly tell yet, he didn't have his glasses, though this was rather quickly rectified, having found them a few inches to the right of his head.

Placing them back on, he looked at the being that he now noticed was sitting on top of him in a rather compromising position. He could tell she was a troll, but that was it. So no, he didn't recognize her. Though, that was only temporary, their eyes met, and John was still a bit confused, but was drawn to her strange left eye, counting out seven pupils.

"Seven?" John inquired to himself, before noting her other eye, it was normal. So she had eight pupils. Wait. Eight pupils. Eight. He looked back at the girl on top of him, it was clear she was waiting for an answer. Well, eight pupils total, and there was only one person that he knew that had any real affiliation with eight. Now her obsession with eight started to make a bit more sense.

"Vriska?" He managed to get out in a small whisper, sitting himself up a bit to stare at his patron troll on a more even level. It turned out he was correct though, as suddenly her face started to shine as a grin replaced her usual features from ear to ear. It wasn't one of those psycho grins he had always been told about, but this one seemed like something of genuine happiness. Wordlessly, she wrapped her arms around John's upper back and pulled him close, apparently that made her happy.

It was only then though that he realized his situation. There was an extraterrestrial girl sitting in his lip, surrounded by different creatures and friends and family. John wasn't sure if they were all watching or just chatting with each other and he really didn't want to know. No one had really pointed it out yet-

"Damn, Egbert, not even five minutes." John could hear Davesprite mock him.

Damn it, Davesprite.

John sent the sprite a look, and he swore he could see that grin of Vriska's spread even wider at Davesprite's teasing. Though thinking on it, the only reason he was thinking in these terms, and thinking on whether anyone was watching was simply because it was Vriska. Had it been someone, anyone else, it wouldn't have really bothered him. Vriska however, was… what was Vriska anyway? Was she a friend or a bit more? He had agreed to a date with her, so did that mean that they were more than friends? John was a little naïve on the subject.

Again, he was snapped back to reality by a little tug from Vriska. Did she want him to hug her back? He supposed he could go for it. He slowly raised his arms, wrapping them around his patron's troll's waist, oblivious to those around him for the moment.

"I told you I would talk to you again." Vriska whispered to the Heir of Breath

John simply smiled in response. That was true; he did hold her to what she said about that. And here she was, fulfilling that promise. "Yeah. Yeah you did, didn't you?" He muttered in response.

John felt Vriska pull away from him and lift herself up off of him, reaching down to grab his wrist and pull him to his feet. Taking a moment to look, John realized that no, not a lot of people were looking at him. Jade and Davesprite were, along with a few others, but they were far from the center of attention. Though that didn't mean there weren't questions.

The two turned to face the others, and it was actually Jade that spoke up first. "Wow John, is this a friend of yours?" She asked in an innocent manner, flashing a smile. Though John could see it in her eyes, she was curious about what was going on, and was probably holding back an urge to tease him on this. Dave had rubbed off on her, he was starting to assume.

John turned to Vriska for a moment, and then looked back. "Yeah actually. This is Vriska Serket. She's the troll that helped me reach God tier." This seemed to satisfy Jade, for now. John could still see a smirk on Davesprite's features though. It seemed that he probably wanted to say something, John would have to act fast in order to keep that from happening.

"So where will Vriska be staying?" John immediately spoke up.

Jade looked perplexed for a moment. "Well, while I'd have no problem with her staying with me. I'm not sure if I could do it for three years…" She sheepishly admitted, casting her gaze away from her brother.

"Three what?" Vriska interrupted, "How long is that?"

John paused for a moment. "Years. They're our versions of your sweeps, I guess?" Truth be told, John wasn't really sure how well a sweep translated to a year. She had said she was six, so he knew that a sweep was considered different than a year, at least he thought so. He wasn't really on top of the whole troll biology thing.

That didn't stop Vriska from freezing though and her face from falling. She also started looking around her, as if trying to find a way to get back, which was true. She did not want to be stuck with everyone here for three sweeps, or however long years happened to be. She could bear it if she were stuck with just John. In fact, that sounded fairly pleasant. But not three years with everyone else.

"I'm sorry, but there's no way back, the others have probably already left." Jade shrugged apologetically.

That wasn't what Vriska wanted to hear. It confirmed that yes; she was now stuck with all these creatures for three years. So she would have to find something to do in the meantime in order to pass the time. She turned her attention back to John, who was looking back at her, a little confused, and maybe a bit concerned. The Scorpio grinned as an idea formulated in her head. Reaching over, she gripped John's wrist.

"Ow!" John ended up whining. She had a really strong grip. "Vriska, where are we going? I haven't introduced the others to you. Why are you pulling so hard, Vriska? It kind of hurts." He kept on complaining.

"Hush. We're going to your room." Vriska countered his whining. Of course, it hadn't occurred to her that he hadn't really had a chance to pick out his room. She wouldn't have cared about it either. If she was going to be stuck here for three years, she wanted to be stuck with someone that she would actually enjoy being around, and if that meant taking a little extra time to pick out a room with him, then well that meant more time, right?

With her mind made up, she started pulling John along with her off the deck and into the interior, wading through the crowd that had amassed due to Jade moving everyone off of the planets bit by bit. Vriska could still hear John complaining though at this point they seemed to be more halfhearted objections, which Vriska for the most part ignored. Really, if she had to deal with that for three years well…

"Well maybe it wouldn't be so bad." Vriska thought to herself as a smile formed themselves on her lips. Not a cocky smirk, or a grin, but a genuine smile.