Happened again. Sorry, but people liked the other one so I thought, why not.
"Finally! A room with TWO queen sized beds."
"You would think it would of been easier to find one."
"Yeah well Sammy. Took a while, but we got one."
"Uh, maybe not."
"Damn Samantha. Couldn't you have gone to the bathroom?"
"What? That wasn't me and don't call me Samantha!"
"You know you get it every month. Stock up on those supplies would ya."
"That wasn't me and don't say crap like that."
"Either way, that beds yours."
"I'm not sleeping on a bed with a red stain on it man."
"Well I'm not and that shit came from your body. Samantha."
"Stop being an ass and just help me flip it. Maybe the other side of YOUR bed will be clean enough for you."
"I'm not sleeping on that bed. It looks like someone killed an animal on it."
"Maybe it's just cool aid."
"Maybe it's really blood and that is so your bed. I will be nice and lend a hand to flip it though."
"Jerk."
"Bitch. Now come on and help."
"Why? Not as young and strong as you used to be?"
"Don't make me throw this at you."
"Like you could, old man."
"I am not old and flip the damn thing yourself then."
"Fine. I'm sorry for calling you old. Now get your young spry ass over here and give me a hand."
"There and look. Still a stain. Have a nice night."
"Told you already. That's yours and no rock, paper, scissors is going to change that."
"Do you want to be sleeping in the parking lot again?"
"Do you want me to put Nair in YOUR shampoo?"
"Do you want me to come over there and teach you some respect?"
"Do you want me to remind you again how big of a ass you are?"
"Do you want me to keep it up with the period jokes?"
"Do you want me to...I got nothing."
"HA! Dean take the win!"
"Stop gloating."
"You loser!"
"Stop!"
"Get in YOUR bed and get some sleep."
"I'm taking the couch. I have no idea what that is and theres no way I'm sleeping on it."
"Fine then. I'm going to shower and sleep in my clean bed."
"Ass."
"Bitch."
"Going to bed already? I heard old age does that to you."
"Keep it up Sammy and you'll be wearing what we had for dinner."
"HA! Your age a touchy subject?"
"If I was old and I'm going to bed. See you in the morning...Samantha."
Next morning
"Wow. That couch wasn't half bad."
"SAM!!!"
"What?"
"SAMMY!!!
"What!?"
"I'm so going to kick your ass for this one Sam!"
"Stop yelling. You'll wake the whole motel up."
"I sware to all things holy Sam. If you don't open this damn door right now, I'm going to make you regret being born."
"There. Happy?"
"What the hell man? At least I gave you pants when I did that to you?"
"What? No ladies walk by and see you?"
"Some old couple wanted to call the cops on me and you wanna know why?"
"Lay it on me."
"Cause I was sleeping in the parking lot, NAKED!"
"Maybe that demon came back with a vengence."
"Oh! That's funny Sam. Very funny."
"I try."
"Bitch!"
"Yeah. This time I am."
