CAL: I need HELP! Physically and mentally! Out of ideas!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

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Summary: Rain Sakumoto never meant to be labeled as weird. All she ever wanted to be was liked for who she was…

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Ch. 1: Haruhi's Cousin

In Ouran High School, everything was fine and dandy, until…

"Shit!! I'm going to get lost, get locked up, and die, and wander these halls forever and ever because I never got a FREAKIN' MAP!!" Somewhere along the halls, Rain Sakumoto was cursing her cousin for not giving her a map. (Duh!) Didn't she know how BIG this school was?! Her apartment could fit into one of the classrooms two times and still have space left over!!! "Damn rich bastards…" she muttered under her breath. Luckily for the lost and confused girl, one very obsessed Haruhi fan girl had come back from the Third Music Room and was muttering nonsense. Rain caught the words "Haruhi-kun…" and "Third Music Room" and "Oh my god" and put two and two together. "The answer is four! Yay, I got it!!!" Rain very politely asked the girl (who was freaked out by her) where the Third Music Room is.

The Conversation

"Hello. Can you tell me where the Third Music Room is?" Rain asked very, very politely.

"My mother told me not to talk to strangers." the pompous girl answered, fluffing up her hair. Rain smiled as she figured out what to say. She had always been too good at lying and making threats.

"Really?" Rain tilted her head towards the side, grinning.

"If you don't tell me, I will very happily rip out someone's dick and shove it down your throat, while I saw your hands off with a blunt butter knife, all the while grinning and not batting an eye." She said it all with the smile still on her face, and it creeped the poor girl out. She caved in.

"Y-you t-take a l-left, go str-raight, right, left, right, s-straight, and i-it's on the right side." The girl- Megu- said shakily.

Rain, happy to get the information, turned all innocent and beamed at Megu. It was not one of those 'I-will-kick-your-ass' smiles, or one of those 'I-am-really-really-really-going-to-hurt-you-now' smiles, but a real, sincere one. She replied, "Thanks," and ran off.

Megu- broken from her stupor- just stared after the girl in surprise. She had actually been very pretty. She had long, black hair and pretty, large blue eyes with gold and green flecks in them. Heck, if she hadn't been wearing the black shirt with the purple skull and the baggy cargo pants, she would have looked… actually nice. Megu pondered upon that thought before sighing and going on her way.

The Third Music Room

Even through the thick, large doors, the Host Club could hear all the swearing and crashing and banging in the hallway. They all wondered who- or what- it was. Then, the large doors opened. The petals began falling, and the hosts got into their poses. Then unexpectedly, the girl, it seems, had ducked to dodge the petals.

"DAMN! I'm allergic to pink. I'm gonna choke on one of those God freaking petals and die and roast in Hell…" Rain muttered to herself. When the furious attack of the petals cleared, she could see seven people in position for something. Almost immediately, a weirdo/psycho/freak began to grab her hands and blabber about something… Her eyes began to wonder the room until they saw something familiar.

"Haruhi? What are you doing in a boy's uniform?"

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CAL: I like this idea. CLIFFIE!! I am evil…

I'm so lucky the plot bunnies that live next door got a kid and gave one to me! (If they didn't I would have blackmailed them with the sounds they make every night and got one anyway… MUHWAHWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!)